FORCE-THE-EDGES

Human Forces vs. Animal Forces:

The topic of a biology paper,
Or the next World War?
You would do well to read Schmaltzakotzenheimerallovich,
And try to understand paragraph 5,
Concerning epopolymer transdigression of the lesser marmosets:

“Section 1-1-009: There shall always be a fixed amount of shittiness surrounding all human/animal transactions, assuming said beings are negative in nature. The danger level is determined by the number of apes in a given situation, divided by the number of bananas. Bezerk mode is the only outcome allowed by the liquid variables and multiple time constraints.”

Now compare that with this quote by X. L. Brassiere:

“Thy dogs are great, but I am their master. Brutish are the ones who would drool on my person, lacking remorse in every orifice. I must show them all that they are but bestial hysteriacs, who know not their own names.”

Change dogs to apes and you’ll have your answer.

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