Hahaha.. Here we go ladies and gentlemen.. The logo of the Cerebral Assassin fades up for the first time on UPW television.. We're in beautiful Buffalo, New York at a UPW house show.. Usually, the HSBC Arena would be used by hockey right now, but as we all know, the NHL season is cancelled, so the HSBC tonight is booked for the UPW house show.. The fans are really pumped up to see what the UPW is going to give them, which is the best action unlike any other wrestling company out there right now.. We go inside of the locker room of Triple H as Ric Flair is there and the "WOOOOO" is heard throughout the arena.. Ric Flair begins knocking on the bathroom door which is closed right now.

" THE NATURE BOY " - - Ric Flair: Champ.. Are ya' ready?

We hear a voice on the other side of the bathroom door and the voice sounds very very familiar..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: Yeah.. Give me a second Ric..

Ric Flair backs away from the door as he hears someone getting ready to open the door.. Just like we thought, the person that steps out of the room with the Gimmick championship around his shoulder is TRIPLE H!! What the hell is this? He's wearing a black wig, a pair of sunglasses and dressed up in not his casual attire.. Flair is shocked as he sees Triple H pacing around kind of like how the Rock does.

" THE NATURE BOY " - - Ric Flair: Champ, what are ya' doin'? You're dressed up like the Rock?

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: The Rock? Who in the blue hell is the Rock? I'm the Crock..

" THE NATURE BOY " - - Ric Flair: But..

Triple H, erm I mean the Crock puts his hand up in the front of the face of Ric Flair cutting him off.. The Crock looks at the ceiling..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: FINALLY.. The Crock Has come back to.. BUFFALO, NEW YORK!!

The fans don't know whether to cheer or boo it, because it's Triple H acting like the Rock.. The Crock gives his version of the People's eyebrow after adjusting the sunglasses on his face.. Then, The Crock looks at Ric Flair, who is still almost speechless, because he's in shock at what he's seeing..

" THE NATURE BOY " - - Ric Flair: Hunter, what are you doin?

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: Jabroni.. The Crock says you're ten years away and the Crock means ten years away from the Crock layin' the smackdown on your candy ass jabroni..

Now, there is a huge burst of laughter coming from the fans inside of the arena.. They might not like Triple H, but they are laughing at what he's doing.. Then, on the Gimmick Championship, it's shown that there's stickers saying "World Championship" on it..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: The Crock lives for three things.. The Crock lives to be the UPW World Heavyweight champion, to electrify the Millions and millions of the Crock's fans, and to eat some of the ever-so lovable POONTNAG PIE.. The Crock has the People's strudel and even Lillian Garcia was bangin' on the Crock's hotel room door at two o'clock in the mornin' just wishin' she could get some of the Crock..

There's still no kind of reaction from Ric Flair, who is never speechless or at a lost for words, but seeing this from Triple H has left him there.. The Crock just continues to speak on whatever he feels like as he has a cocky smirk on his face..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: Once ya' go with the Crock, ya' never go back.. The Crock is the Most electrifying man in sports entertainment.. The Crock is the People's champion, the People's choice.. Just listen to the fans chantin' the Crock's name.. CROCKY CROCKY CROCKY..

The fans are not chanting the Crock's name as the Crock sniffs the air as if millions were chanting his name.. It seems like Flair is ready to talk now..

" THE NATURE BOY " - - Ric Flair: Alright.. *hesitantly* Crock.. What are your plans concernin' the UPW World Heavyweight championship.. Ya' beat Randy Orton, but now ya' gotta' face the biggest superstar ta' ever step foot in a wrestlin' ring which is Triple H on X-Treme X-Fire..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: The Crock doesn't give two pieces of monkey crap about Triple H or any other jabroni in the damn UPW locker room.. The Crock is the first ever UPW Champion and there ain't nobody that's gonna' take the title off the Crock's waist..

" THE NATURE BOY " - - Ric Flair: Actually.. The title's not on your waist right now, because it's on your shoulder..

Flair lets out a laugh as the Crock looks down and notices the title on his shoulder as Flair mentioned.. The fans are also laughing, but the Crock tilts his head back and raises the People's Eyebrow again..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: Do ya' think that's funny?

" THE NATURE BOY " - - Ric Flair: Well..

Before Flair can respond with his whole answer, the Crock cuts him off..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: It doesn't matter if ya' find it funny or not.. The Crock is gonna' lay the smackdown on your candy ass if ya' ever decide ta' talk trash about the Crock.. Nobody disrespects the Crock.. I came from the University of Miami.. The Crock was a Miami Hurricane and there ain't anythin' ya' jabronis can do about it..

Where's the Crock going? He walks past Flair and looks to walk over to the locker room door and it opens it.. The Nature Boy says something before he goes though..

" THE NATURE BOY " - - Ric Flair: Where are ya' goin' champ?

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: The Crock's goin' ta' the ring ta' tell his thoughts about his upcomin' match this week on X-Treme X-Fire..

" THE NATURE BOY " - - Ric Flair: I'll go with ya'..

The fans are cheering, because they know that Ric Flair and Triple H.. Wait a minute I mean the Crock are going to be giving them the time of day by coming out to the ring.. The scene goes to commercial break as the fans are left going "WOOOO"..

We come back from the commercial break as we're not backstage now, because we're actually ringside.. The fans are all standing on their feet, because they know who's coming out.. Then, we hear "If Ya' Smell.. What the Crock.. Is Cookin.." over the p.a. system as the fans give a mixed reaction.. Through the curtain comes The Crock as he's doing that quick walk to the ring like the Rock usually does.. Ric Flair is walking to the ring behind the Crock and we hear the "WOOOOO" again by the fans out of respect for Ric Flair.. Ric Flair walks up the steps and gets in the ring, while the Crock gets on the second turnbuckle and raises the Gimmick championship high up above his head.. The Crock gets down from the second turnbuckle and is handed a microphone from Lillian Garcia.. The Crock is standing in the middle of the ring with Ric Flair standing near a turnbuckle going "WOOO" to the fans. The Crock stands in the middle of the ring with microphone as he gets ready to speak..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: The Crock is live right here in Buffalo *cheap pop* and the Crock's out here ta' talk about one thing.. The one thing is the thing around the Crock's shoulder and that's the UPW World Heavyweight championship.. It's the one thing that shows you're the absolute best in this business and the Crock holds it, because the Crock laid the smackdown on many roody poo candyasses ta' become the UPW World Heavyweight champion.. The Crock went through twenty nine other jabroni's at the Royal Rumble, took their candy asses and threw them out one by damn one..

The Crock pats what is really the Gimmick championship that is around his shoulder, but the stickers that the Crock put on the belt says World Heavyweight championship.. The Crock adjusts his shirt as he then does the Just Bring it motion with his hand to the camera..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: The Crock says the UPW is a whole bunch of candy ass jabroni's.. The Crock is goin' ta' go down as bein' the best damn World Heavyweight champion in the history of the damn UPW!! There's no one better out there than The Crock..

The Crock looks now confused for a minute..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: Wait a minute.. I'm not going to act like this, because there's no damn reason to act like that idiot the Rock..

Now, there comes a chorus of boo's directed at Triple H as he throws the sunglasses into the crowd and throws down the wig off the top of his head.. Triple H rips the shirt off and underneath that shirt, he's wearing the "Game Over" t-shirt.. Triple H has that mean look on his face as Flair is just laughing and clapping for Triple H.. Triple H points right at the camera..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: You see that Rock.. I don't care what the fans think of me *fans boo* because unlike you, I don't live to make the fans happy.. I could give a damn of what the fans think.. The fans have done NOTHING for my career.. You know how I got far in this business? I got far by being the best in this business.. There's nobody that eats, sleeps and breathes this business MORE THAN ME!! I live this business and I will die for this business before I let you defeat me.. I might have the Gimmick championship, but you got something around your waist that belongs to me.. That's the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! That World title is what I live and die for.. I will sacrifice EVERYTHING just to become the Heavyweight champion in this business.. I've already been the TEN-TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! There's nobody that can defeat me.. I took out Chris Benoit as me and Ric had planned.. Chris Benoit was just a pawn in my Game.. This is a damn game that you can't win and a game that you can't survive Rock..

The fans are totally boo'ing the hell out of Triple H, but he doesn't care.. Ric Flair pats him on the back as Triple H raises the microphone up to Ric Flair..

" THE NATURE BOY " - - Ric Flair: Tell em' champ..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: Ric, I don't need to tell these people anything, because they should already know that I'm the greatest professional wrestler ALIVE TODAY!! There's no one out there that is better than me.. Kurt Angle might be the damn owner of this federation or whatever he is, but even in his prime, he was not better than me.. Randy Orton's definately not as great as me and the Rock is not in my league.. The Rock and I have fought so many times in the past, but this will be the first time that I fight the Rock when I'm the UPW Gimmick champion and he's the UPW World Heavyweight champion.. This match will be just the way I like it, because it will be a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH!! This is a match that I can't lose and this is a match that Rock can't win.. This match is mine for the taking and believe me, I'm going to walk out of the ring as the number one contender for the Rock's World title at the pay per view.. I plan on making history by being the first ever man to hold both the Gimmick and World title's at the same damn time..

Triple H looks down at the stickers on his Gimmick championship and rips them off, so that you can see the Gimmick title now and not World Heavwyeight championship stickers..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: Rock, you might be the World Heavyweight champion and I might be just the Gimmick champion, but I am the far superior champion.. You know deep down inside that you can't defeat me no matter how much you kiss up to the fans and think you can defeat me.. The people won't be able to help you on X-Treme X-Fire Rock.. Rock, the people will be your damn downfall.. You believe there behind you? They're not behind you Rock.. They don't care about you, because all they will do is turn their backs on you when your no longer able to wrestle..

Triple H is really telling the people off and the big chants of "Asshole" come from the crowd, but it doesn't bother the Game..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: You people like chanting that at me? *People burst into cheers* Well, let me tell you this.. I DON'T GRIVE A CRAP ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY!! *People boo* You people wouldn't know what it's like being the Game, but you would love to be like me? You would like to live the life that I and Ric live.. We get women anytime we want, we wear three thousand dollar suits and we pretty much run the damn wrestling world..

This brings a smile to the faces of Flair and Triple H as the crowd is almost blowing the roof off the place with all of the boo's..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: Rock, the countdown to the end of your damn World title reign is coming.. I'm more than your equal when it comes to the ring.. I'm better in wrestling, I'm better when it comes to making movies and I'm better at making movies.. I'm just plain better at you at everything and that's something the world is going to have to get used to.. I'M The MAN in this business.. In this ring, I HAVE NO EQUAL!! It doesn't matter to me who it is, because whoever stands in my way will be ran down and Rock, you're going to have to find that out first hand.. One more time you will get a chance to play the Game and Rock, when the match is over and I'm announced the winner, for you, it will be..

GAME OVER!!

With that said, Triple H drops the microphone on the ring mat.. "Time To Play The Game" by Motorhead hits on the pa system as Triple H smacks hands with Ric Flair.. The Game begins talking trash to the fans when he hears the chants of "Rocky".. Ric Flair is the first one to get out of the ring, then Triple H does with the Gimmick title around his shoulder.. As Triple H and Flair are walking up the ramp, they continue talking trash with the fans.. When they reach the top of the ramp, Ric raises Triple H's hand in the air and Triple H raises Flair's hand in the air.. The two walk through the curtains as the scene fades out to static..