[ T H E C E R E B R A L A S S A S S I N ]

What a damn night this past week of X-Treme X-Fire was this past Sunday night.. We saw the Rock totally dominate Randy Orton to keep the UPW World Heavyweight championship.. That was not the big news of the night though, because we saw the return of the Ten-Time World Heavyweight champion Triple H.. Triple H is without a doubt the best in the business today and showed up to X-Treme X-Fire not planning on fighting Chris Benoit for the Gimmick title, but Eric Bischoff asked him to as a favor to Bischoff.. Triple H walked into that ring and defeated Chris Benoit for the Gimmick championship.. Triple H though had a favor to ask of Bischoff and that was to make Triple H vs. The Rock in a Last Man Standing on the next edition of X-Treme X-Fire and if Triple H wins, then he fights the Rock at the pay per view for the Prime-Time World Heavyweight championship.. Bischoff agreed and that's what we will have this week.. We will see the return of one of the biggest feuds ever in professional wrestling between the Rock and Triple H.. It's all on the line for Triple H, because if he loses, he will be out of the World title picture.. Triple H also plans on giving the Rock his first loss in his UPW Career.. This will be a epic match between the UPW Gimmick champion fighting off against the UPW World champion.. Ric Flair is back with the Game, so what kind of role if any will he play in this match? We don't know, but you definately have to watch and see what happens.

When Our Triple H logo fades up on the UPW television network, we begin somewhere in some undisclosed location.. We're in front of some kind of house as we see that there's none other than Triple H and Ric Flair just standing outside of the house.. Both men are in three thousand dollar suits as around the shoulder of Triple H is the very shiny UPW Gimmick championship.. Triple H has a pair of black sunglasses on his face as Flair's adjusting the collar of his own suit..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: Rock, Rock, Rock.. When are you going to learn that you're not half the man that I am? You just don't seem to be able to get it through that thick head of yours that I'm better than you.. Sure.. You have the UPW World Heavyweight championship, but not for long.. You see WE are going to make sure that you don't beat me on X-Treme X-Fire, because once I beat you this week, then I'm going on to the pay per view and taking the World title.. It belongs around MY WAIST..

" THE NATURE BOY " - - Ric Flair: WOOOOOO.. Ya' got that right champ.. You're gonna' be the first man to ever hold both the Gimmick and World championship belts at the same time.. The Rock's not gonna' stop you, neither is that loser Christian..

Triple H takes off his sunglasses and has that cerebral look on his face as he puts his sunglasses on his shirt, so that he doesn't have to hold them..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: Christian's another damn punk that thinks he's going to stop me.. What makes Christian so damn different from the rest? They've all said they were going to stop me.. Stone Cold Steve Austin said it.. The Undertaker said it.. This past week, Christian's fellow Canadian Chris Benoit said he was going to stop me, but he couldn't either and I took something that used to be his..

Obviously, we all know what he's talking about as he pats the Gimmick championship that is around his shoulder..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: Christian, you seem to think that you're going to be good enough to defeat me, but you're just another loser that thinks they're better than they really are.. Let me ask you a question Christian.. How many times have you been the World Heavyweight champion? Oh that's right.. YOU'VE NEVER BEEN A WORLD CHAMPION!! The only thing you're known for is being a tag team champion, but tag team titles mean nothing.. You had your little brother Edge saving your ass.. How many times have I been the World Heavyweight champion? TEN TIMES!! I'm going to make it eleven times at the pay per view when I defeat the Rock for the World championship..

Now, Flair begins go crazy as he looks into the camera..

" THE NATURE BOY " - - Ric Flair: Christian, the champ is gonna' make you PAY for what you did to me.. YOU SLAPPED ME!! You showed me no respect for what I've done in my career, but you're gonna' learn that you respect the champ and you damn sure respect the Nature Boy.. I'm a sixteen time World champion and you won't even be a one-time champion.. I wouldn't doubt you losin' your number one contender match to Aitch's Gimmick title against either CM Punk or John Cena this week on X-Treme X-Fire..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: Ric, I'll tell you this for damn sure.. IF Christian defeats both John Cena and CM Punk, then he's going to wish he never ran his mouth against me or slapped you, because I'm going to put that bastard in a damn hospital bed.. Christian, you're damn lucky that I held Ric back, because this "old man" as you call him would've kicked your ass.. Christian, you're too easy to defeat.. Your mind is on scoring and crap with the divas in the UPW.. That's going to be your weakness, because you don't have a passion for this business like I and Ric do.. We've shown that Evolution will continue to grow..

Triple H stops himself from saying anymore for a second and he looks at Ric Flair who has a smile on his face also.. What's this all about? Triple H is now smiling from ear to ear as is Ric Flair.. They look at the house, then look back at the camera..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: Speaking of Evolution.. Myself and the Nature Boy have been watching and looking for the best superstar to join Evolution.. Ever since we kicked Randy Orton and Batista out of Evolution, we've been looking for the absolute right person.. Randy Orton and Batista thought they were better than they really were, because they had myself and Ric mentoring them.. Those two got too damn greedy and tried evolving way quicker than they were ready.. We've been looking for the absolute future of this business and we've found it..

We can hear footsteps coming in the direction of Triple H and Ric Flair, but we keep the camera focused on Ric Flair and Triple H as Triple H is telling what this is all about..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: You see.. Everything centers around Evolution.. Ric Flair was the man in the 1980's and most of the 1990's.. Ric was the sixteen time World Heavyweight champion.. Ric became the man and will always be the greatest to ever step foot in a wrestling ring, but Ric realized he needed someone to pick up where he left off and carry on being the man.. That man was me.. I became a ten-time World Heavyweight championship.. I became the greatest professional wrestler ALIVE TODAY!! I BECAME THE GAME!! I became the man that could out-smart everyone of his opponents before the match ever began.. I might be the present of this business, but just like Ric, I have been looking to find the future of this business.. I used to think it was Randy Orton or Batista, but that was not the case.. I finally found a man that myself and Ric will mold into that next diamond in this business.. Who is it? I know you people watching from your homes are wondering, so wait no further, because here he is..

Triple H and Flair smirk as someone walks into the camera view.. The cameraman shoots from the person's feet which he has a nice pair of shoes, then up as he's wearing a expensive suit just like Ric Flair and Triple H are wearing.. God.. This guy's in phenomenal shape as the cameraman shoots his face.. Oh No.. It's Chris Masters.. Ric Flair and Triple H shake hands with Masters.. This can't be.. Chris Masters is in Evolution.. Triple H points to Masters..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: This is him.. This is the man that will be the future of Evolution.. This man is the Masterpiece.. This man is CHRIS MASTERS!!

Triple H lets out an evil smirk and laugh as Chris Masters just begins posing for the camera.. Flair just begins strutting like he always does..

" THE NATURE BOY " - - Ric Flair: WOOOO!! Evolution WON'T BE STOPPED!!

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: You're damn right it won't be stopped.. Evolution's stronger than ever.. We will be even stronger once I get that damn UPW World Heavyweight championship around my waist.. Then, Evolution will have all the power, because Evolution will have all the gold..

What's Ric Flair doing now? He's reaching into his pocket and hands something to Triple H.. Triple H hands Ric Flair the Gimmick championship of his, so that Flair could hold on to it while he looks at this picture.. Chris Masters looks at the picture in Triple H's hand also and looks confused..

" THE MASTERPIECE " - - Chris Masters: What the hell is it?

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: I don't know.. It kind of looks like a picture of Ric and the Rock when Rock was a teenager..

The camera gets a good look of the picture and it's a picture of the Rock when he was younger and Ric Flair.. Ric Flair talks while the cameraman focuses on the picture for a minute, so everyone watching can see what the picture looks like..

" THE NATURE BOY " - - Ric Flair: That picture was taken sometime in the early 80's.. The Rock's father wouldn't leave me alone and kept beggin' me to take a picture with his son in it.. I told him okay, just so he can leave me alone..

Masters takes a closer look at the picture as Triple H gives it to him.. Chris Masters scratches his chin as he looks at the Rock in the picture..

" THE MASTERPIECE " - - Chris Masters: Looks to me like The Rock when he was a young person looked a whole lot like Michael Jackson.. They're probably "Very close" today if you get my drift..

All three members of Evolution let out a very loud laugh as the Masterpiece hands back the photo to Ric Flair as he takes it and rips it up.. Flair begins stomping on the pieces of the photo when they're all smothered around on the ground..

" THE NATURE BOY " - - Ric Flair: Rock, you will never be as great as Ric Flair.. I did that as a favor to your father, because he wouldn't leave me the hell alone about it.. I was there when you first were thinkin' that wrestling was something ya' want to do for your future, but I'm gonna' also be there this week on X-Treme X-Fire when your career comes to an end at the hands of the true champ.. WOOOO!! Triple H is gonna' show ya' why Evolution will always be Paid, Laid and Made..

There's no words coming from Triple H for a minute as he just looks down at the ripped up pieces of what once was a picture of the Rock and Ric Flair.. Triple H points down to the picture..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: You see that Rock? *points to the picture again* That was a part of your life, but just like wrestling, it's no longer apart of your life.. You turned your back on the business that made you.. Rock, you thought that you wanted to be a big action star.. You're never going to be like Slyvester Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger.. You're just going to be a man that failed in everything he ever tried.. You failed in being a football player, a professional wrestler and now movie actor.. The people are blinded by their own damn stupidity, because they're stupid enough to cheer for you.. What's gonna' happen Rock? After I beat you, then beat you at the pay per view for the World title, what are you gonna' do? Are you going to take your ball and go home like Stone Cold did? It wouldn't surprise me.. You call yourself the People's champion, but I don't give a crap what the people think, because I do things for myself.. I do things to piss your people off..

" THE MASTERPIECE " - - Chris Masters: The Rock is nothing.. He's just another guy who's jealous of Evolution, but hey.. Who isn't jealous of Evolution?

Ric and Chris smack hands together as Ric pats Chris on the shoulder as Triple H just smirks..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: You see that Rock? Chris understands the fact that Evolution is where it's at in professional wrestling, but that's something you can't get through your thick ass head.. You're so caught up in your own shit, because you believe that you're the most electrifying man in sports entertainment.. You might have the World Heavyweight championship around your shoulder and think you're the man in this company, but think again.. I'm the man that puts the asses into the seats.. The people pay their damn money to see the Game in action, because they don't pay to see some idiot raising a damn eyebrow and trying to get a cheap pop all the time, just like Mick Foley would.. You and Foley have a lot in common, but one more thing you will both have in common and that's have both of your careers ended by Triple H..

" THE NATURE BOY " - - Ric Flair: Rock and Sock Connection never did or never will have anythin' on Evolution..

" THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN " - - Triple H: You're damn right.. Foley and Rock had about as much on Evolution as the Rock has on me inside of the ring or outside of the ring and that's NOTHING!! The Rock will always be below me in everything he does, except kissing up to the fans, because I don't need to kiss the fans' asses, because all they are is pieces of crap.. I might not be loved like the Rock by the fans, but I'm the Rock's superior in and out of the ring.. The Rock will never compare to me, simply because I'm just BETTER!! He might have became the UPW World Heavyweight championship, but I wasn't in the damn Royal Rumble or I guarantee I would've won that damn belt.. There's nothing the Rock can do about me taking his championship at the pay per view.. Well, I guess there's one thing he could do and that's try to cheat anyway he can to beat me this week to make sure I don't get a title shot.. Rock, that just isn't going to happen, because your ass will belong to ME!! That title BELONGS TO ME!! When your layed up in a hospital bed somewhere after I beat you this week, then take your title at pay per view thinking "What the hell just happened?", then you will know that..

EVOLUTION HAS JUST PASSED YOU BY!!

With that said, the Evolution of the UPW consisting of Ric Flair, Triple H and Chris Masters all walk away from the camera and the house that they were standing in front of.. Can Triple H make huge news by being the first to defeat the Rock in the UPW and also guaranteeing himself a shot at the Rock at the pay per view? We'll find out this Sunday night as our scene fades out to static.