"I want to thank all the little people..."
The day I found a new love: Eminem. Oh my goodness, did I find a new love. There's more below.
Norm McDonald: Okay look, I don't care if the guys a comedian, hell, he could be the president for all I care and I'd still think the same thing. He wasn't funny. His jokes were so dumb and nobody was laughing. It was like one of those shows where someone tells a joke and all you hear is crickets cheerping. Ha. I think I might've laughed once, but that wasn't cause of him, it was someone who got an award. So, don't get Norm to host again, please!
Britney Spears: Oh my God... no. What in the hell was she thinking? I read in Teen People that "I never want to show my belly again! I read somewhere that 'Britney shows her belly everywhere' and I was like 'Oh my gosh, I do not!'" [Yes you do Britney, that person knows what they're talking about.) So it looks like she's given up on the belly and decided to show off her implants. Well Britney, no one wants to see them except some really perverted guys, so cover up. No 18 year old should be wearing that, you think she'd at least put on something under it like she did at the EMA's. And she looked plastic. Like a barbie. Her skin looked all shiny and fake. Yuck, I can't believe I had to watch that.
Christina Aguilera: Her top looked like a scarf. And the skirt, well, it was pretty but awfully big and poofy if you ask me. It was very obvious that she was gonna break out into What A Girl Wants cause most people sing their current single. [And because I'm psychic.:)] The song is pretty, not my favorite, but she can sing. It just got really annoying how she kept doing that thing where she like goes up all high and does that whole Diva Quiver thing. You know what I mean. She's just trying to show off. When she ripped of her pants I swear I went blind. Those pants were just a little bright. And they didn't match, who's dressing her anyway? Hot red flowered hot pants & a blue scarf top thing don't really go. Is it just me or did she continuously do that What A Girl Wants hand thing? I think she's obsessed. Hmmm. It was a good performance, but can we keep a hair style? I swear everytime I see her, it's different. Craziness.
NSYNC: Personally, I love Bye, Bye, Bye. It's such a cool song. And their performance was so good! Those head puppets didn't look like them -- except for Joey's...-- but whatever. It was really cool how they jumped out from the floor. And damn, they can dance. I liked their matching pants & colored shirts. Justin's hair looks like crap, make it stop. I think for the first time ever Chris looked human. JC looked hot as he always does. Justin's voice cracked at the begining of the song, like on the recording. One question though. Why didn't they show them do the bump line? Yes they did it, but they just focused on Justin's face. Hiss. I like watching Lance look incredibly uncomftable, it's funny. So whoever the camera man is... grr to you. Overall, it was a really good performance, and I liked it. [Okay I just said the same thing twice. Smooth.]
BSB: Okay, so they won pop/rock duo/group. Yay for them. You think though that they'd all come out. I mean, this isn't the People's Choice Awards [Which really suck], this is the American Music Awards. Hello? But they decided to only send out one member. And they chose the best one, Howie. ::cringe:: I swear he had 2 dates. When they won he kissed both of them, the blonde one & the brunette one he was sitting next to. And the blonde one didn't look like she had a date, hmmm. I smell a consperacy... His speech was lovely, though. Typical Howie dorkiness. Howie, they're not at home relaxing, they're sitting in front of their tvs, with their girlfriends, laughing at you and taking notes on how to be more like NSYNC. Okay? Good.
Eminem: I like that song alot. I like that line where Dr. Dre said "If ya'll don't like me blow me." Happiness! Why couldn't BSB say something like that? Hmm? I bet Justin was happy to see his role model up on stage, and Eminem was probably glancing at him with a "I will get you later" look. lol. I never really noticed how many freckles he has. But he has a lot. It's probably the crack. Just kidding. [Drugs are bad... ] They kept bleeping him out, gotta love that. It looks funny though when their lips are moving and nothing is coming out. Haha. And he has the most gorgeous eyes... I never noticed that before. ::sigh:: Damn, he's hot.
Various Country Artists: I don't think I have ever seen so many country awards given out. I got the joy of watching Lonestar and Brooks & Dunn perform which made me oh so happy that I was taping the show. Right. But they kept saying something like "Best Group Award is next!" but it never was. It was just a Country artist. You think they would realize that no one watches the show for them. Hmph. And Garth Brooks kept winning. And as if that's not good enough, Howie was sitting right behind him so I got a lovely view of the poodle like every 2 seconds. Spare me. If you're gonna show someone that much, put AJ there. Or Nick. Or Eminem. ::grin::
LFO: Okay so they were only out there to introduce Christina, but it's all good. That guy Brad that no one likes looked like he was on crack. Go figure. And Overbite Man (aka Devin, we refer to him as that and always will. I'll explain later.) talked too. How nice. He was looking his usual, nothing special. And Rich, lemme tell ya this, the man acted very racially challanged, yet again. I was laughing. Yes, he's the cutest one [even more in person, see my review of The Z104 Starz Party] but he kept doing those hand moves that rappers do [ie: the West Side one, ect.] and he must've said yo five times. That may not seem like a lot, but it wasn't long that they were up there.
Mariah Carey: She's gotten worse. Make it stop. They remixed Thank God I Found You. Like it could get any worse. Her outfit was typical Mariah, a slutty top and a long skirt. Yes, I said long. But the slit went to to her hip. Ew. She has NO class. Then while Nas was rapping, she took of the skirt for some booty shorts. Mariah, we don't like it. And don't even get me started on her "dress" that she wore to get her award. She was gonna fall outta that if she moved an inch. Please Mariah, spare us.
Eve: Not much to say, except, I don't think she was wearing anything under that jacket. No comment. And that dress didn't look good on Faith Evans. It was pretty but it didn't fit her right. I'm just telling the truth.
That's all for today. I'm sick of typing. It was a decent show, it could've been much worse.