They look so much like... themselves. It's uncanny.

Note: This list was made when I was feeling pissed off. I have come back and edited it [I took off some people]. And I'm not that bitter in real life. Trust me.

1) EVERY SINGLE ONE OF NSYNC'S FANS. THEY SUCK AND ALL NEED TO DIE.

2) ALL THE ROCK FANS ON THE TRL MESSAGE BOARD.

3) MADONNA.

4) SANTANA.

5) ENRIQUE IGLESIAS.

6) RICKY MARTIN. I DON'T LIKE HIM. HE SUCKS. DIE DIE DIE.

7) CHRISTINA "OHMYGOD WHAT DID HE SAY?" AGUILERA. GIVE HER VOICE TO BRITNEY, DANCING TO JESSICA, AND THEN OFF SHE GOES.

8) THE LEAD SINGER OF METALLICA. ONE FOR HATING NAPSTER AND TWO FOR SINGING THAT ANNOYING AS HELL "HEY HEY HEY HEY" SONG.

9) THE BAHA MEN. AND WHOEVER DID LET THE DOGS OUT.

10) MARILYN MANSON.

11) BRITNEY'S EX-DANCER TJ.

12) LOU PEARLMAN. DO I EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN?

13) ANYONE WHO EVER DENIED EMINEM OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT -- "FREEDOM OF SPEECH" -- BY TELLING HIM HE COULDN'T DO A CERTAIN SONG OR PERFORM SOMEWHERE.

14) HANSON. THEY HAD THEIR TIME, JUST GO AWAY.

15) PRINCE. HE'S UGLY, CAN'T SING, AND ANNOYING AS ANYTHING.

16) RACHEL. UNLESS YOU KNOW ME PERSONALLY YOU'RE CLUELESS BUT TRUST ME... TRUST ME.

17) BUSTA RYMES.

18) THE DEFTONES. I CAN SING LIKE THAT GUY: "CHANNNNNNNNGEEEEEE UH..." SO, WHERE'S MY RECORD DEAL?

19) WHOEVER RIGGED TRL THIS SUMMER. ['00] I MEAN I KNOW IT'S NORMALLY RIGGED, BUT THIS WAS A REALLY BAD JOB OF DOING SO.

20) THE PERSON THAT EDITS STUFF OUT ON MTV. IS "A CANFUL OF GAS AND A HANDFUL OF MATCHES" REALLY THAT BAD?

21) EVAN AND JARON. THEY THINK THAT BECAUSE THEY HAVE ONE HIT SINGLE, THEY'RE "THE SHIT" AND CAN SAY WHATEVER THEY WANT. [MORE ON THAT LATER]

22) CRITICS. IS THEIR PURPOSE IN LIFE TO PISS PEOPLE OFF? UGH.

We're going to a place nearby... Gotta go! ::click::