Talk about the perfect Christmas gift.
I thought that I should make a section for the holidays and I thought of doing one of those "What They Want For Christmas" deals. However, all I could think of was the same old "Brian wants a bible..." Not funny. So, I decided that I would make a list of what they need. Because need is more important than want.
*BSB: Dance lessons. I mean I love the guys and what not, but they cannot dance at all.
*NSYNC: A new stylist. I think that when they fired Lou, the stylist went with him. I can't stand it much longer.
*JC: Pants. This boy wears the ugliest pants I've ever seen in my life, it makes me cringe.
*AJ: Eminem's cd. If he had really listened to it, he wouldn't want to duet with him. Trust me.
*Kevin: A bitch slap. While it's pretty funny, some of the stuff he's said about the "other group" is pretty mean. [EX: "If there's one song I never want to hear again it would be ::sings:: bye bye bye!" That's just mean.] Oh yes, and a haircut. The long hair thing just does not work.
*Christina: "How not to be a bitch to everyone but your boyfriend" lessons. I hear they do wonders.
*Justin: A hair cut. The boy is just ugly. Ugh. Reminds me of the Chia head they advertise on tv.
*Mandy: A hit single. Ooh that was mean! It's just that all the songs she chooses to release as songs suck. [Except Candy. That one bought me the cd)
*Britney: Voice lessons. I know she can sing, I saw Before They Were Rock Stars and was shocked, but she won't do it. She needs to start singing live.
*Jessica: More fans. I don't mean that in a mean way, it's just that she's so talented and actually sings at every show, but still doesn't get the fans and respect she deserves.
*Nick: Some privacy. I mean, good lord, every little bit of this boy's life has been on camera since he was 13 and he gets no privacy. He deserves it.
*Joey: A makeover. Or something. This boy is u-g-l-y. Sorry to the Joey fans, but I am so not feeling any of his looks.
*Lance: "How not to get egotistical just because your group is #1 for a month even though you don't sing a note" lessons. He pissed me off with his comments about Black & Blue. Grr Lance, Grr.
*Howie: A hair cut. I'm sorry but he has better hair then me. And that's just not right.
*Chris: Voice deepener. Is that even available? Someone should invent it.
*Brian: My phone number. Kidding! Probably privacy because he deserves it. Someone stole his dogs for Nick's sake! [God, I'm so corny.]