It's mah baby!

Alright. I had these whole section in my head, but when I started doing it, I couldn't. It was hard! So if you expected this to be good, and were like "Yay, she's done with the Eminem section! I want to see now!" [If that was you, no offense but get help. I'm glad your happy for my updates but, um... You could go surf an Eminem site, you know? Or something. Crazy people.] then you might be disappointed. What will be here? Uh, some pictures that I like, thoughts on what's happening, lyrics [that's what's scattered between thoughts], and more. So if you don't wanna see my shrine to Eminem, then you can go. But otherwise, be ready to enter the mind of a psycho. These thoughts here have never been released to anyone but my diary. What does that mean? No one knows how I really feel about Eminem. Hehe. ::clears throat:: Sorry. Okay, here goes, but don't say I didn't warn you. :)

I became a fan when...
...I saw the American Music Awards. I saw him and Dre perform Forgot About Dre and that's when I heard it the first time. The first time I heard that song, I loved it. The next day it was on TRL [Cause it was on Making The Video the night before.] and I loved it again. From then on I voted for it everyday on TRL and I became an Eminem fan. Basically, I've been a fan since January 17, 2000. [Isn't it scary that I remember the exact day? It's weird, but I remember everything about that day. Everything.] I'm an even bigger one now, I feel that I have to defend him when he gets dissed, and at times I've said some stupid stuff. I'm pretty much obsessed with the poor guy, I like to think of this as the second coming of the Nick days. It could get scary people... I'm warning you now.

"Whatever you say's wrong
Whatever I say's right
You think of my name now whenever you say hi
Became a commodity cause I'm W-H-I-T-E
cuz MTV was so friendly to me,
Can't wait till Kim sees me"
[I'm Back]

What I Think Of Him:
I think that he's the most talented MC ever. He has so much more talent than he's credited for. Ok so maybe he cusses like, a lot, but does it matter? I honestly don't think that you could come out and say all that shit that he does. I know I sure couldn't. Besides, it's not like he's actually a psycho. Music is his way of venting, just like writing on here relieves my stress or whatever, it's the same thing for him. I just don't say it on national tv. And maybe he said some stuff about pop music, but guess what? I'm a fan. I don't care if he disses NSYNC, Britney, Christina, Backstreet, or anyone else. I don't care because he's an awesome and way talented rapper and deserves all he's got and more. I don't know why I like him so much, but I do. It kinda is frightening some times, like when I sit at home and rap along to his songs, or clap after a performance or award, or don't take my eyes off the tv when his video/he's on. I guess that's just the way I am. Hahaha, no pun intended... Really. Wow, I'm good. Ooh yeah-ah. Anyway, I think Marshall is the best thing to hit the music biz since BSB and I can't wait to hear more from him. I consider myself obsessed as of now, so if you see random "Oh my god, did you see Eminem on ____? He was so good/hot/funny/ect." then you'll understand. Okay? Okay.

"I'm not Mr. NSYNC
I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly
I can be a prick."
[The Way I Am]

Since Eminem Entered My Life...
...I've started being more open minded about music. I've used more ebonics in my daily conversation. I've learned a lot more about rap and hip hop in general. I've started liking R&B. I've liked less pop music. I've liked more rap music. I've started watching BET. I've made a lot of really cool friends because of my music preferences. [IE: Bryan, AJ, Brittany, ect.] Basically, it's changed my life.

"Get a sense of humor
Quit tryin' to censor music
This is for your kid's amusement."
[Who Knew]

For all the people at GLAAD...
...Y'all need to shut up already. I mean, I understand where you're coming from and all, but get over it. Good lord. Don't be like all "Oh you don't know how much they have to go through, they're trying to get over it and he makes it worse." cause that's bull shit. I do understand that but what he says has nothing to do with you. Okay, so maybe some of his lyrics may offend you, but no one seems to listen to the rest. Like in Criminal he got a lot of crap for saying stuff about gay people, but later in the song he says "Relax, I like gay men." No one seemed to get that far into the song though. He's explained himself over and over and over that he's not homophobic and he has nothing against gay people, but no one seems to listen. Don't you think that if he's said it that many times that it's true? Just... Before you accuse him of being something he's not, listen to the whole song or better yet, hear him explain himself. Then maybe, once you realize where he's coming from, you won't be so offended.

"And by the way NSYNC
Why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think?
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
It's why I tend to block out when I hear things
Cuz all these fans screamin' is makin' my ears ring"
[I'm Back]

To the "feminist women" out there...
...Alright. I'm a girl. I know that he says some stuff about killing women and all that, but I never was and never will be offended by it. I know that he's just joking, so I don't take him seriously. Besides, in Kill You, which is supposively the worst women bashing song, at the end he says "Haha, I'm just playin' ladies, ya know I love you" which is once again an example of how you don't listen to the whole song! Okay? By the way, that happens to be one of my favorite songs on the cd, I'm not offended. There's never been a lyric that's offended me, I just sit back and laugh. I don't see why he's not allowed to say what's he's feeling at the time, and then shrug it off later. Anyone with a sense of humor would know he's joking.

"I'm anti Backstreet and Ricky Martin
With instincts to kill NSYNC don't get me started
These fucking brats can't sing and Britney's garbage
What's this bitch retarded?
Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in magazines smiling [He-he!]
Whatever happened to wildin' out and being violent?
Whatever happened to catchin a good old-fashioned passionate ass whoopin' and getting your shoes, coat, and your hat tooken?

New kids on the block suck a lot of dick
Boy/girl groups make me sick
And I can't wait till I catch all you faggots in public
I'ma love it [Ha-ha-ha]"
[Marshall Mathers]

The Marshall Mathers LP...
...Is the most genius album I have ever heard in my life. I got it the week it came out and immediatly put it in my cd player. I can still remember sitting there, reading a magazine, laughing. I just kept thinking how genius his lyrics were, how good of a rhymer he is. I mean, it's hard to rhyme, but to put it all to a beat is pretty damn good if you ask me. And the stuff he says is funny. It's not corny funny, it's pure comedian humor. Wow I wish I could write like that. This site would be so much better... Anyway, it's good. There's 18 songs on there and I skip #12, Ken Keniff, which isn't even a song, it's a skit of Ken and 2 guys from ICP um... Well, doing something that I really don't want in my cd player. Too many sound effects... ::shudder:: That's really the only song/skit I ever skip. Which if you ask me, 15 songs and 2 outta 3 skits is pretty damn good. I totally love this album and I seriously reccomend it to anyone who doesn't have it yet. Cause, you don't know what you're missing. This is one of the best albums I own and I will reccomend it to anyone. If you don't own it, what are you waiting for? I'm promising you that this will be the best $12.99 you've ever spent and you will be shocked beyond belief at how genius this is, and will have a whole new respect for Marshall. I know I do. So, just buy it. :)

"I'm a criminal
Cause everytime I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal
I don't gotta say a word
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I don't take shit from no one"
[Criminal]

Pictures!

How cute is that? Ok, I do have a thing for people sleeping... But still. Look at the face. Loving it.

I love this picture. You don't understand how much. It's so good. I want a poster of it but they don't make one. Guess I can't get one. Damn. The picture will have to do for now.

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? We're gonna have a problem here.