They've got that "you know you want me" look on.
I did not write this. There was this site I visited a while back with lots of stories like the one below. I asked her if I could use it on here and she said yes. I just thought it was funny, but it's not my personal storyline. And it is kinda twisted. If you can't handle mean jokes, you might wanna go back. Got it? Good.
[The Forgive Or Forget theme song plays]
Voice: And here's your host, AJ McLean!
[AJ walks out in his usual pimp tiger pattern hat and black leather pants with a t-shirt that says "I am a punk rocker"]
AJ: Hi and welcome to Forgive Or Forget. I'm your host AJ. Today's topic is cheating gay lovers. Let's bring out my first couple: Brian Littrell and Nick Carter.
[Crowd Claps, Nick and Brian walks out. Nick is wearing a mini skirt and a tie-died shirt thats rolled up so you can see his stomach. Brian is wearing a long dress, boots and a a velvet t-shirt.]
AJ: Brian is mad at Nick for cheating on him. Brian can you tell us your side of the story?
Brian: The Backstreet Boys and I just finished another concert. Nick and I were so excited that he came in my room to watch TV. We were watching X-rated Bert And Ernie movies, till the phone rang and it was a man who wanted Nick. I was suspicious. But I knew Nick wouldn't cheat on me. The next day I was in the city and I saw Nick with wrapped in another man's arms. I was so mad I ran home, I raped my dog and watched my favorite show Saved By The Bell. I called Nick and asked him if he was cheating on me and he said yes. Now he wants me to forgive him, so here I am.
AJ: Huh uh. You raped your dog?
Brian: Yes, all the time.
AJ: You know, this is being taped right?
Brian: I love my dog, I am dating a 30 year old women. We are not gay!
AJ: Anyhow, I am the Mack Daddy! Yeah Baby! Nick tell us your side of the story.
Nick: I went to his hotel room after our concert. I didn't want to go, but he promised me he would get me some of my fans back that Justin Timberlake stole. By the way if you are watching Justin, I would like my underwear back.
AJ: Yes, keep going.
Nick: So, I came over and he tied me to the bed and made me watch Barney for two hours and then he made me sing the Blue's Clues song or he would beat me with a chain. He wasn't giving me any lovin' so I needed a new man. And that's when I started cheating.
Brian: Thats a lie! I made you sing the Barney song and watch Bert And Ernie.
AJ: Who were you cheating on Brian with?
Nick: Carson Daly, Lance Bass and all three Hanson brothers.
[Brian starts crying]
Brian: I thought you loved me! You sick bastard!
Nick: I do love you. I just don't like it when you slap me in the ass in public and chain me to the bed and make me watch children shows.
Brian: I'm sorry I won't do it again. I need you! Who will help me beat up Howie, rape my dog, tickle my toes, and watch Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen tapes 564 times?
Nick: Me! I need to do that stuff. I'm sorry I'll never cheat on you again.
Brian: I forgive you.
AJ: Well see, you didn't even need my help. I would like to say hello to all my children out there. Mark, Sammy, Steven, Mary, Stan, Katie, Lisa, Karen, Michael, Billy, Paul, Holly, Jake, Frank, Joey, Tara, Lindsey, Jordan, Nicole, Anthony, John, Steve, Randy, Jenny, Danny, Gary and all 15 of my AJ juniors. Daddy loves you all.
Lou: ::Whispers:: Shut up AJ or I'll feed you to the snakes!
AJ: Sorry. Well, let's bring out my next couple: Kevin Richardson and his bride to be Howie Dorough.
[Kevin comes out in bell bottom pants, a New Kids On The Block T-Shirt and platforms. Howie is wearing a wedding gown.]
Howie: ::Winking and drooling:: Hi AJ, nice to see you.
AJ: Ummm yeah. Do you need a tissue?
Howie: No, Super Howie needs one though. He has a cold and now he can't use his X-ray vision...
[Howie keeps babbling on for about 15 minutes]
AJ: Sure Howie, whatever you say. Kevin why don't you start your story.
Kevin: Well, Howie and I were getting makeovers. I wanted pigtails and Howie was cutting his hair, since it grow as long as 34 feet. We decided to take a walk in Central Park, when a man with a gun jumped out. Howie just started to wink a lot and the guy ran away. I don't know why. ::Laughs:: We kept walking and some fans came up to us and asked for our autographs. They got scared because Howie and I were holding hands. They had "I will marry Kevin" on their face. Yeah right; girls have cooties. Then we went to eat at Red Lobster. I had a lobster and Howie had the kid's menu chicken fingers. I screamed at him and he ran to the little girls room and came out with toilet paper stuck in his hair. Then we went home and fell asleep.
AJ: Yeah okay. And why did you come here?
Kevin: I wanted to know if Howie can ever forgive me for screaming at him for ordering the kids chicken fingers.
AJ: Okay.
Howie: I forgive under one condition.
Kevin: Yeah?
Howie: Will you sing a song with me?
Kevin: Okay, what song?
Howie: Please Don't Go Girl by New Kids On The Block.
Kevin: Oh my God, Howie you know that's gonna be our wedding song.
Howie: I know!
AJ: This is so sweet I just might cry. No, I won't. But anyhow tune in next week when Joey Fatone wants to know if Lance Bass can forgive him for eating his Beanie Babies collection.
Written By: Randi C. 1999 INC.