"Hey Christina: Kiss my ass!"--Eminem
Originally I thought this was actually Christina. Turns out though, that some DJ wrote this and had a girl named Emily Ellis record it because she had "more lyrical flow than Christina." I find that funny. However, it still sounds like her so it's funny. Listen to it cause... Just trust me. So, here's "The Real Slim Shady: Christina's Reply."
Click here to listen to the actual song. Or download it on Napster under "Christina Aguilera: Eminem Diss."
The Lyrics:
[They may not be exact but you try typing them out!]
May I have you attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please shut up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y'all act like you've never heard a white person before
His rhymes are poor
Punk kid trying to be hard core
The Marshall Mathers is back worse than before
Making us snore
Whining in the microphone
It's the return of the oh wait, no way, you're a fool, you didn't pay money for this cd did you?
And Dr. Dre did
Everything you idiot without Dre's beat bed your as good as dead
The world's had enough of Eminem
Jiggi jiggi
Even his girlfriend's cheatin on him
Look at him walking around living off Dre
Acting so cool
But he's really kinda weak though
Little twit blast me out on his new cd
Why? Cause I turned him down for a date, heehee
As for the question of who came first
Was is Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst
I'm sorry Slim but this is gonna hurt
They both came closer than you ever will jerk
Your song is on my nerves
Your song is on my nerves
Your kinda lucky cause you got more fame than you deserve
And that is the message that I deliver to little kids
You can be famous and never know what talent is
Of course they're gonna like you
Of course they do
Your like a cartoon version of Ricky Shroder on Silver Spoon
You ain't nothin but a product
Packaged to be bought up
You know a year from now you won't be thought of
So you write about dead animals and canibals
And someday you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals
And there's a million women just like me
That think like me
That all can see
That Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream loudly with me
You're Slim Shady
Yes you're the real Shady
You sound like Peter Brady
You get quite irritating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please shut up, please shut up, please shut up
You're Slim Shady
Yes you're the real Shady
You sound like Peter Brady
You get quite irritating
So won't the real Slim Shady
please shut up, please shut up, please shut up