Because BSB never did a way cool western photo shoot!
I got this in an e-mail like 2 years ago and laughed hysterically. This is some teenybopper's reasons why NSYNC is the best and BSB sucks. Don't get all pissed off by what she said, I don't even know the person who wrote it, it was a chainletter. Okay? I added my own comments. They'll be in blue.
1. It's a little obvious they weren't formed behind a "Backstreet deli."
True. But it was a "Backstreet market." Get your facts straight.
2. Nick Carter is way too fat to be anywhere near hot.
That's just mean. Besides, it's not like Justin is anywhere near hot... Plus, I like my men with a little meat on their bones.
3. It's a tad bit scary how much Brian actually looked like a warewolf in the Everybody (Backstreet's Back) video.
Yes, it is. Very scary. But it's even more scary how he always looks like a munki.
4. Kevin's eyebrows look like they are gonna come alive any minute now.
But notice how they never grow together. Hmmmmm...
5. A.J. is a complete scumbag... The whole "bad boy" look got to go.
You want scumbag? Look at Joey.
6. Howie... Hahaha nice name.
Howie doin' sweetheart? Hehe.
7. Backstreet Boys... New Kids on the Block... The names don't sound too much alike.
Let's see: Street, Block; Boys, Kids. Nope don't see anything similar there. ::Rolls eyes::
8. Nick needs to start singing and stop whining.
But he nnnneeeeeeeedddddds you tonight!
9. I don't know if Kevin looks more like a horse... Or like a lizard??
It's a turtle. Hello? Where have you been?
10. It's funny how AJ actually thinks he looks good in leapord cow boy hats.
He's trying to covering up his receding hair line. Shhh!
11. Last time I checked NSYNC is coming out with an album in fall. how many years did it take BSB to make another??
Well, last time I checked, NSYNC isn't coming out with a new cd until March. Cause they started a lawsuit one month before it was supposed to come out. And BSB is already planning a new one, smart ass.
12. Oh! God... Nick's greasy hair. the mushroom look is not meant for 19 year olds!!
You're right, he should be more like Justin and have a chia pet growing on top of his head. ::gag::
13. I wouldn't be suprised if Howie's mom hooked up with Mr. Ed more than once.
Haha. Wait... That's mean.
14. I think someone needs to water Brian's short ass!!
He is short. But don't diss short people? Ahem.
15. It's funny how much Nick sounds like his sissy brother (which is not a good thing) The last thing we need in this world is another Aaron Carter.
I cannot stand him! And he's only popular cause of Nick.
16. Okay! can we please start dancing? what do you call that crap? walking with style??
No, we call it bobbing.
17. I'd like to see fat ass Nick take our boy Justin on in a little one on one B-Ball.
Neither one of their fat asses can play b-ball. (Not like either of them are fat.) Have you ever seen them play in real life? TV doesn't count, they edit out their misses.
18. Can someone please tell AJ that "homeboys" don't like Gwen Stephanie and stop trying bite Chris's style!!
First off, what style? Chris has no style! If anyone's biting anyone's style is vice-versa. And if anyone's a homeboy, look at Justin.
19. Brian can not sing like ever so sexy JC... Just stop trying "B-Rock".
Look, they both are good singers, and they both get into the music way too much. So stop!
20. Sorry, but Kevin's voice is ridiculous compared to Lance... Kevin thinks he sounds good.
Ha! At least Kevin sings! And the man can write a song, you've gotta admit.
21. Not to mention, Lance shaves!!
Well good for him. It's nice to know he's hit puberty.
22. Joey has it going on!! Howie has big teeth.
Neither of them have a thing "going on." It doesn't take a genius to figure out that one.
23. Yeah, BSB are real nice guys... Firing their managment and suing all the other people who made them who they are.
Last time I checked NSYNC just did the same thing...
24. Can they stop dressing like they are on their way to a funeral for a change?? NSYNC has got style baby!
Oh yeah, I love how they wore those reflecter tape suits to the Billboards. And if you weren't blind you'd realize that they look like they get dressed in the dark.
25. Ever wonder why AJ wears hats all the time?? I'll give you a hint: He's going bald!
I told you before to hush!
26. Anyone watch the Grammy's? Looks like Brian's catchin up to AJ
My mom said the exact same thing when I watched the Grammy's. Haha.
27. Seems to me like Howies' hair gets bigger every T.V. appearance!!
There is not a good thing about Howie's hair. And it's kinda obvious that Justin hadn't started growing his 'fro yet when she wrote this. The thing is gonna attack me.
28. Who the hell would wanna be called "B-Rock"??
Yes it's incredibly corny but it's B-Rok, okay? Get your facts straight!
29. Finally, BSB has some credits for their songs. NSYNC does participate in all song writing.
NSYNC doesn't write shit. They did though write Giddy Up. And BSB wrote The One. You do the comparing.
30. NSYNC got the bodies!! Kevin has something pitiful that BSB fans seem to like!
Gag me...
31. I Want You Back... I Don't Want You Back?? Come on, how sad is that?
I'm waiting for Keep Playing Games With My Heart on NSYNC's new one. Haha, that'd be funny.
32. The I Want It That Way video has to go!! What the hell is that? Even I can walk in and out of a plane and "dance" around in white outfits with stupid assholes screaming.
The video isn't that bad. Plus, the song kicks ass.
33. What's up with Brians face?? You see, JC's face structure is great, Brian's is a tad bit to boney for me.
Ahhh yes, I absolutly love how JC's vein pops outta his neck everytime he sings, don't you?
34. Howie, Howie, Howie hate you and your pitiful taste in clothes.
Funny.
35. Has Nick lost all his baby teeth??? Maybe it's just a fab to go with his cool hair. Sorry buddy... You aren't Justin.
Okay, this makes no sense cause Justin is younger than Nick. So... There!
36. Is Kevin purposely a dickhead? It seems to me when i heard him on KTU he was "...Sick of being classified as a boyband." Then change your name to the Backstreet Men!
BSM would suck as a abbreviation.
37. This is reason should be mentioned 50 times on it's own: Nick is fat!!!
Actually, it's 51. Learn to count. I learned in preschool.
39. I highly doubt anyone is eligible of finding Joey's great personality in any of those assholes.
Excuse me while I go into hysterics. Joey's great personality? Unless you call checking girls out every second a great personality I don't know what your talking about.
40. What's up with there new CD? Water, Fire, Steal, Air, and that crap... What is this Captain Planet??
That's funny. I never thought of that. Haha. Can't wait to see NSYNC's pics.
41. No Christmas album? Damn, those kids need to start working a tad harder.
I learned that Christmas albums aren't a good idea.
42. A.J: Take a shower!!!!!
His personal hygiene is his business. Not yours.
43. The main point I'm getting at is they suck and they are ugly!!
Is that why they got nominated for 5 Grammy's & 1 last year and won 4 awards at the
Billboard's. And NSYNC won how many? 0!
44. Oh, and they can't sing or dance!!
Well, they're singers, not actors.
45. Dancing is not throwing chairs over your shoulders, like I hear is done at their concerts, which may I add I wouldn't attend if payed to go.
Okay, I hate it when people say that! I saw NSYNC when I'll admit, I wasn't a huge fan, but you always like some better after seeing them in concert. Yes, I would go see Britney Spears if it was free. The only people I wouldn't see are Marilyn Manson & Korn.
46. New wardrobe!!
We discussed this.
47. What the hell is up with AJ's lips in pictures?? He looks so incredibly stupid.
I never noticed that chica...
48. Kevin needs to shave them catipillars!!
We discussed this too, running outta things to say?
49. Honestly, I think Nick and Howie are gay.
And all BSB fans think Lance and Joey are. What's the truth? We may never know.
50. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GOOD ABOUT ANY OF THEM.
Next question please.
51. And the number 50 reason why NSYNC blows away BSB is: NSYNC got the looks, the voices, and the style. Backstreet Boys don't have anything going for them and there fans SUCK!!
Ouch. You're so harsh. I'm scarred for life.
STAY *NSYNC OOOH...and keep in mind the only reason BSB came first is cause God needed a rough draft before creating a master peice!! :)
Wow! You're original too! I've only heard that about a million times. ::rolls eyes::