This whole week Carson disappeared once again to some unknown place, and they got people to guest host. A new one every day. Which made me oh so happy. Cough. Here's what I thought of each one.
Mandy Moore: Mandy, darling, no leather capris! I mean seriously, the girl goes on there in this weird purple top and black leather capris. No. Her hair always looks weird, she has this weird cut, you know what I mean. It annoys me. She acted way too happy to be there. She was like "DMX, What's My Naaame!" in this really weid voice. I was annoyed. Then she acted as if she's a huge Korn fan. I don't know about you but I cannot see her at a Korn concert, moshing with the drugged guy next to her. No. Last time she hosted, her video rose on the countdown, but this time is dropped. She was too peppy. And nobody likes that. She was like "Oh my god, hi! No way, you have my album?! Aww, acually, the answer isn't Kid rock, it's DMX." It was so annoying. As far as I'm concerned, she could never host again and I'd be happy. I think MTV lost some veiwers that day.
Freddie Prinze Jr: This man is hot! He was reading off the cue cards a little too much to the point where it got annoying, but we still love him. His movie looks funny, like another one of those cheesy ones I always end up seeing [Ex: Drive Me Crazy, 10 Things I Hate About You, She's All That, ect.] and I shall see it. He did a good job, cause it's annoying when people host who have a video on the countdown cause they're like "Today, at #3 is me! Thank you so much!" Which is very annoying. But considering that he had never hosted, he did a good job. I wouldn't mind having his host again. And I know a lot of people agree, MTV lost viewers the day before, but gained them back this day.
The Rock: Okay he is so self centered. "The Rock says this, the rock says that!" Um... No. I was very mad. And how the audience kept chanting Rocky was really annoying. He was rude to the people on the phone too: "It doesn't matter what your name is!!!!" Oh yeah, that would make me feel real good. Haha, no. And he didn't say that he was a fan of NSYNC when Mr. Happy [Kurt Loder] asked him, he said "Oh yeah, I heard they're big fans of me." Can you say concieted? Yes. He has a weird shaped head too, and his hair cut is odd. lol. That guy outside that was standing there with his shirt off and it was like 10 below, scared me. Theres some odd people in New York. People seemed to like him, but I know that I wished Carson could be there.
Da Brat: I cannot believe I acually watched that. Brat, we don't wanna see your bra. Thank you. Finally she stopped opening her shirt, at least someone told her. I did not need to see her back her thing up, or sing Candy & What A Girl Wants or cry cause some of the songs were "So emotional." Um, no. I found myself rolling my eyes. She was so hyper it scared me. I knew she would say that DMX was her dawg and Mariah was her girl. Um, yeah. Basically I didn't enjoy it.
Christina Aguilera: You picked a great day to be sick Christina. So we got Da Brat again. Oh I was joyed. She seemed to of calmed down, which is very good, and I noticed they didn't play Back That Thing Up. Yes, it was on the countdown, but they just did one of those "At #_ we have ___" things. Personally I think they were scared to see her back her thing up again. Christina did make an appearance though, and I think she was very frightened to see Da Brat sing What A Girl Wants. And why did she continuously say Dis is Da Brat tat tat" over & over?! It was so annoying! I never want her to host again. Ever. Hear that MTV?
Jessica Simpson: Now I would review her job, but I was at a damn dance workshop which I worked my ass off for some gay jazz teacher, an old & odd modern teacher, and a short, fat & weird tap teacher who insisted on wearing this glittery hat and talking into a microphone. [Katie: "Spankspank!" LMAO!] I didn't have a good time. The highlight of my trip was me and Katie's continuous trips to the gift shop. Fun. Therefore, I don't have a review for her, but I'm sure she acted ditzy just like the rest of them.
Eve: Where in the hell is Carson? Over a week of being gone? I'm scared. Okay, I only saw half of this cause I was at the orthodontist. I have such a fun life, don't ya think? Oh yeah. Anyway, from the half I saw, she did a good job. She was 5,000 times better than Da Brat, but she seemed like she didn't wanna be there. Just what I think. She was dressed normal, I think, and didn't insist on singing all of the songs. She did seem kinda bored though, we need someone more peppy. But not like Mandy Moore!
What have I learned from this? We need Carson. Badlyy