That's Eminem's VMA ad. It scares me.
Since I know who I want to win won't, [Alliteration anyone? Whoa, I did it again!] I decided to make a section on who I want. And you better appreciate it cause I made this spiffy chart thingy. Yay! Anyway, here it is. [Please note that my choices aren't necessarly based on the songs, but the videos. This is the Video Music Awards, right? So the song may suck, but if the video's good, it gets props. Carry on.
Category: |
Nominees: | Who I want to win: |
|---|---|---|
| Video of the year | * Blink-182: All The Small Things
* D'Angelo: Untitled (How Does It Feel) * Eminem: The Real Slim Shady * NSYNC: Bye, Bye, Bye * Red Hot Chili Peppers: Californication |
Blink 182. They totally deserve it. This video was the first at many parody videos to come. It gave me so many hours of laughter. |
| Best Male Video | * D'Angelo: Untitled (How Does It Feel)
* Eminem: The Real Slim Shady * Kid Rock: Cowboy * Moby: Natural Blues * Ricky Martin: Shake Your Bon Bon |
Eminem. Cause it was a good video. |
| Best Female Video | * Aaliyah: Try Again
* Britney Spears: Oops!... I Did It Again * Christina Aguilera: What A Girl Wants * Macy Gray: I Try * Toni Braxton: He Wasn't Man Enough |
Toni Braxton. And that is stictly for the video, I hate the song. I just think Britney and Christina's weren't that great of videos. |
| Best Group Video | * Blink-182: All The Small Things
* Destiny's Child: Say My Name * Foo Fighters: Learn To Fly * NSYNC: Bye, Bye, Bye * Red Hot Chili Peppers: Californication |
Blink 182. Same reason as before. |
| Best Rap Video | * DMX: Party Up
* Dr. Dre f/ Eminem: Forgot About Dre * Eminem: The Real Slim Shady * Eve f/ Faith Evans: Love Is Blind * Jay-Z f/ U.G.K: Big Pimpin' |
Um, all of these were pretty good videos, but I'm gonna go with Eminem. You know why. |
| Best R&B Video | * Brian McKnight: Back At One
* D'Angelo: Untitled (How Does It Feel) * Destiny's Child: Say My Name * Toni Braxton: He Wasn't Man Enough |
Destiny's Child. I just think they deserve an award, plus I already gave one to Toni Braxton. |
| Best Hip-Hop Video | * Juvenile: Back That Thing Up
* Lauryn Hill: Everything Is Everything * Limp Bizkit f/ Method Man: N 2 gether now * Q-Tip: Vivrant Thing * Sisqo: Thong Song |
Lauryn Hill. I really can't stand her or this song, but the one time I saw the video, I thought it was creative. Wait, wasn't this video for last year? Yeah, thought so. Stupid MTV. |
| Best Dance Video | * Britney Spears: (You Drive Me) Crazy
* Jennifer Lopez: Waiting For Tonight * NSYNC: Bye, Bye, Bye * Ricky Martin: Shake Your Bon Bon * Sisqo: Thong Song |
I would give it to NSYNC, but I really want Britney Spears to get it. I love that video, I never got sick of it, and the dancing was awesome. Oh, and Ricky Martin does not dance in his video. He stands on a stage and shakes his bon bon. Larger Than Life anyone? |
| Best Rock Video | * Creed: Higher
* Kid Rock: Cowboy * Korn: Falling Away From Me * Limp Bizkit: Break Stuff * Metallica: I Disappear * Rage Against The Machine: Sleep Now In The Fire |
Although it may suprise many people, I'm going with Rage Against the Machine. Once again for video only, I just thought it was kinda funny with the Who wants to be a millionaire thing. |
| Best Pop Video | * Blink-182: All The Small Things
* Britney Spears: Oops!... I Did It Again * Christina Aguilera: What A Girl Wants * Destiny's Child: Say My Name * NSYNC: Bye, Bye, Bye |
I'm gonna say Blink 182 or NSYNC. I haven't given NSYNC one yet and the video was good. But Blink's was so funny... |
| Best New Artist In A Video | * Christina Aguilera: What A Girl Wants
* Macy Gray: I Try * Papa Roach: Last Resort * Pink: There You Go * Sisqo: Thong Song |
Christina Aguilera. I think she has staying power. |
| Best Video From A Film | * Aaliyah: Try Again - Romeo Must Die
* Aimee Mann: Save Me - Magnolia * Metallica: I Disappear - Mission: Impossible 2 * R.E.M.: The Great Beyond - Man On The Moon * Sisqo: Thong Song (remix) - The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps |
Sisqo. I got many laughs outta this song and video. But Foxy Brown wasn't necessary. |
| Viewer's Choice | * Britney Spears: Oops! ... I Did It Again"
* Christina Aguilera: What A Girl Wants * Eminem: The Real Slim Shady * NSYNC: Bye, Bye, Bye * Sisqo: Thong Song |
I think NSYNC will win but I really want Eminem too. I just think he should. |
| Breakthrough Video | * Björk: All Is Full Of Love
* Blur: Coffee And TV * Chemical Brothers: Let Forever Be * Nine Inch Nails: Into The Void * Supergrass: Pumping On Your Stereo |
Blur. Just cause I like the walking milk carton. |
| Best Direction In A Video | * D'Angelo: Untitled (How Does It Feel)
* Eminem: The Real Slim Shady * Foo Fighters: Learn To Fly * Lauryn Hill: Everything Is Everything * Red Hot Chili Peppers: Californication |
I don't know how to judge this category so I'm gonna say Eminem. If you're naked in a video, you shouldn't get any awards. |
| Best Choreography In A Video | * Aaliyah: Try Again
* Alanis Morissette: So Pure * Christina Aguilera: What A Girl Wants * Jennifer Lopez: Waiting For Tonight * NSYNC: Bye, Bye, Bye |
NSYNC or Christina Aguilera. Both were good. |
| Best Special Effects In A Video | * Björk: All Is Full Of Love
* Lauryn Hill: Everything Is Everything * Metallica: I Disappear * Red Hot Chili Peppers: Californication * Supergrass: Pumping On Your Stereo |
Red Hot Chili Peppers. That video was cool. Song was boring but the video was good. |
| Best Art Direction In A Video | * Filter: Take A Picture
* Macy Gray: Do Something * Red Hot Chili Peppers: Californication * Supergrass: Pumping On Your Stereo |
Filter. That's a pretty video. |
| Best Editing In A Video | * Aimee Mann: Save Me
* Blaque: I Do * Eminem: The Real Slim Shady * Metallica: I Disappear * R.E.M.: The Great Beyond |
Eminem. Again. Cause the him as Britney thing talking to himself was good. |
| Best Cinematography In A Video | * Filter: Take A Picture
* Macy Gray: Do Something * Madonna: American Pie * Metallica: I Disappear * Stone Temple Pilots: Sour Girl |
Not like I know what that means but I'm gonna give to Filter again. I hate the other songs and videos for that matter. |
And since there are usually at least one performance with 2 people/groups I'd like the following to perform together:
1) Christina Aguilera and Eminem. Would that not be perfect???? Hahaha, that would be so awesome!
2) Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears. I can see it now, a fight of the pop princesses. Christina would be showing off her voice and Britney would just shake her ass around in hopes of getting more applause.
3) NSYNC and DMX. LoL. I can see it now. Justin beatboxing while DMX raps over it... Ahh the things I wish would happen.
4) Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, JC, and Justin. A MMC reunion! How genius is that?
5) Sisqo and Janet Jackson. This isn't to be funny, I just think that since they're both good dancers, it'd be cool.
6) Britney Spears and Janet Jackson. Anyone see the Grammy's? Britney so wanted to be Janet. Hahaha. Janet would show who's the real dancer...