They hyped up this show so much and it wasn't that good. Here's my opinions.
Shawn and Marlon Wayans: Okay they're funny guys, I've seen them be hilarious, but they didn't seem to use any funny material for the show. What do I mean? They sucked. I so would've loved to see Chris Rock host again, he was hilarious. I liked the "She went from Mickey Mouse Club to strip club" joke after Britney's performance cause it was true. The beginning with "Chris Rock" [Isn't it funny how every review I've read thinks that it actually was Chris Rock? Um... No.] was pretty funny, and there were a few moments that I laughed at, but they were very few. Um, they sucked, you think for such a big award show, they'd have better material. Oh yeah, the moments when the camera went to them and they didn't know it were great. I loved after that commercial when they showed them saying "No the camera's supposed to go here!" and not knowing they were back. Hahaha. All I'm saying is that I wished Chris Rock had been back.
The Viewers Choice Ads: The first one with NSYNC and the puppets? Hahaha. That was so funny. I love SNL. The best part was when Jimmy Fallon was like [dressed as Justin] "I thought I was dating Britney Spears, but I heard she was with Jimmy Fallon." This was perfect since Britney was sitting with Justin. Ahem. He had all of their personalities down perfectly. Haha. And the one with the 2 guys, the one singing Eminem, talking about the award was good. The end with the other guy going into OIDIA, lol. I enjoyed these little skit thingies.
Eminem: Heh... Sorry. Okay, I really liked his performance. I thought it was cool with all of the Slim Shady's and he did a good job rapping. I liked how he went up to Carson and Fred Durst, and supposively Christina was in that shot, but I didn't see her. That would've been perfect. He once again dressed up for the show... Nah, I'm just playin. He can work the wife beater/white t-shirt. He can wear whatever the hell he wants. The only annoying part of his performance was that he kept grabbing himself. I understand that he might do it once or twice, most people do that, but every other line? Lord. The boy was having a problem. Aside from that, his performance was tight. [LOL, this is what he does to me] I loved how he did that booty shake thing the whole time he was doing The Way I Am. That was so cool. Oh yeah-ah. :) You don't know how happy I was when he got 3 awards. Wow. When he won Video Of The Year I honestly stood up and clapped. Yes, I did. I'm so glad he got those awards, he totally deserved them, screw the GLAAD protesters and all... Never mind, I won't get started with that. Um, the pills thing was kinda stupid, but the second time I saw it I kinda understood what he was doing. He didn't say "I love you Hailie Jade" at all. I guess he didn't want anymore attention with the whole divorce thing. Oh well. This is way too long so I'll end it by saying Eminem was great. :)
NSYNC: Right right right. Once again they prove that they can't dress themselves. JC? How about Hell no. Oh my goodness. I did laugh at Justin's "We got a moonman!" song, that was uh, cute I guess. So they tied Eminem for awards... Hmph. Nah, I'm just kidding. I'm glad they got some, but well, I dunno. Yay for NSYNC! Okay, on to the performance. I thought it was cool. The tv's thing was certainly original, and it looked pretty cool. I think that it made them look like they weren't singing though, ya know with not being able to see them actually sing. Yeah. "One, two, three, to the four, I think it's time to get on the floor, if you're lookin for a hot boy to freak, I'm tellin' ya girl, it's gonna be me!" That confused me a lot. Although, I did like how they say freak, it sounds funny. Justin's voice was really off key during this part, I know cuz I'm listening to it now on Napster. Oh, and they really overexagerated the breathing thing. I think it's cause last year they lip-synched it with Britney and they wanted to prove that they were singing. Woop de do. It wasn't needed. Oh, the "provacative dancing" was just yeah. I saw some very interesting pictures from that -- Justin grabbing a girl's ass, ect. Quite humorous.
Britney: The outfit she wore to the show was really pretty, and I liked how her hair was done. So she didn't get any awards, how interesting. I would've liked to see her get Best Dance Video for Crazy but whatever. And her performance? Mmm hmm. Did her and Christina have a out-skank each other contest? I loved Christina's face when Britney was done, it was kinda like "Holy shit Britney!" It was so obvious she was gonna strip, she always does, and I found it funny how her outfit litterally fell off her. The chair thing? No. I personally liked the song, the dancing and all was a bit slutty. I thought the moving globe thing was cool too, not her in it, just the globe. And she sang up until she started to dance, go Britney. We're improving.
Christina: Okay, so the dress was slutty, but it was cute. It looked good on her, at least it didn't fall off, but it looked like it could've anytime. The hair isn't working Christina. Just an FYI. Her performance was cool. I loved the beginning "I'm a genie in a bottle oooooooooooohhhhhh" thing cause it showed off her voice. The dancing was good, but I think she enjoyed doing the rap a little too much. Uh huh. Fred Durst was well, I dunno. I knew someone was gonna come out, I wish it had been Eminem though. Anyway, I liked his part. And Christina was shouting "hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeeeeah" in the background. I laughed for the longest time about that. She was showing her "bad side." Oooh, I'm scared. Anyway, I thought her performance was good.
Random thoughts:
*Do you know how long it took me to figure out that the "vertically challenged" people in Blink 182's performance were the "small things"? Oops.
*Lookie there. They're officially together now I guess.
*The Napster guy coming out and wearing a "borrowed" Metallica shirt? Genius.
*I liked how everyone booed Lars. He's annoying, plus Napster is a very good thing. Please don't take it away.
*I thought the Britney and Christina presenting together was cute. Britney made Christina look really short, and the look Britney gave Christina when she nudged her was hilarious. I still think they should've presented the award to Eminem though...
*You know how Eminem, Dre, and all the rappers always chew gum like a cow? When Eminem was accepting Video Of The Year, Dre pops a piece of gum in his mouth. Seriously!
*The International Viewers Choice thing with 98 Degrees and Toni Braxton was stupid.
*That guy from Rage Against the Machine on the giant pinapple? Right.
*After Eminem's performance they aired a PSA against gay violence. GLAAD made them do it. They were trying to get MTV not to let him perform at all. I would've kicked someone's ass if that had happened man.
*I'm so glad that Blink 182 got Best Group Video, they so deserved it and you know it.
Overall it was ok. But I say this one thing: Get Chris Rock next year. Thanks.