I think his shirt says it all.
...Bitch. Whore. Slut. Egotistical Brat. Only one person could make me use such words to describe them. I'm talking about of course, Christina Aguilera. Or as Eminem so beautifully put it, Christina Gaguilera. That fits so much better.
I know you're probably like "I thought you liked her!" and "What did she do?" Well, I did like her. But it's amazing how a person's attitude can completely ruin it for them. What am I talking about? Read on my friends, whether or not you agree is beyond me, but I know one thing for sure. I hate Christina Aguilera.
I never use the word hate. It's too strong of a word and nothing in this world is really that bad to hate it. Strongly dislike, yes. However, I can make an exception for our favorite genie. She should be happy that she gets such special treatment.
On to my story. So I'm at Find Your Own Identity reading her updates section when I come across a very interesting article. Here's what I read in blue.
Christina Slams Big Names In Teen Music
"i can tell my taste has changed since i released my first single", gushes christina backstage before a charity event in New York. "i mean, i liked the britneys and the mandys, and the boy bands, but im shifting to more hard rock stuff".
"like the new backstreet album, i don't like it at all. If i were Jive records i would have been embarrassed to put my name on it." christina is set to release her second album summer 2001, and had this to say about it: "its going to be different, a lot different, people are going to gave to turn up the speakers and listen for a bit before they can tell its me. The tunes are going to be jammin', and im not only going to make my fans happy, but everyone elses as well."
interviewer: what do you think about britney?
interviewer: you have been heard saying that you really dislike the new backstreet album and the new look some of them are sporting, is this true?
interviewer: so you don't like the new album?
interviewer: mandy moore has been quoted as saying she admires your voice, but nshe'd rather tick to the jessica simpsons of the world, what does that mean to you?
interviewer: will there be a 5th single?
Source: worldpop.com
christina: don't get me wrong, i love her to death, its just that her new album sounds a lot like her first...and i'm a firm believer that when you release new material, its supposed to be 110% better than the one before
christina: well, let me just say...don't let any of them tell you they are doing their own thing, their record label is telling them the way to dress, how to sing, how to act...maybe even who to date. the new album sounds just like the last one, i don't see how they can seriously say its 'more mature than the last'. and what is up with kevin? he looks like the picture in my head i have of satan. (laughs)
christina: i like 2 or 3 songs, like the one howie wrote, that song is absolutely amazing.
christina: that she doesn't like me. (laughs) it doesn't bother me, i have to put up with 15 year olds like her everyday.
christina: we will know sometime in january, if so it will no doubt be "so emotional."
Now I'm a firm believer in stating your opinion, as I do it often. But this girl... Ugh. Do you see what I mean? She's so egotistical. I mean, she's all "Britney's new album sounds like her last!" and that is true. But I have to stand up for Britney here and ask where's your second album Christina?! Britney's going on her third, and I've yet to see the second from you. So, sweetheart, dear, before you diss someone's second effort, try making your own first.
I could so go off on her BSB comments. I really could. Black & Blue is an amazing album, and it doesn't sound at all like Millenium. Once again I must apply the "don't diss a successful artist's work until you have more to prove than a debut album" rule. Kevin + Satan... You think you're so funny don't you? Gag me. Kevin could've made a better joke. [And that's not saying much, you've heard his jokes.] I now understand why Kevin hates her so much. She's a bitch. When did looks start to matter anyway if she's such a "Firm believer in giving 110%"? And there I thought she was talking about the music. My bad. I guess she was saying "You need to be 110% skankier and bitchier than before, oh and have someone write you a hit single."
I mean, she's trying to be all badass by dissing the pop acts...she sounds like she's trying to hook up with Eminem. "Hey Eminem. ::bats eyes:: I totally hate the new Backstreet album. What about you? ::twists hair::" All I have to say is give it up. Alright sweetheart? I wonder if she realizes that by saying "I used to like the Britney's, Mandy's..." that she's basically saying "I don't like myself." Stupid.
And what's with the whole "I have to deal with 15 year olds like her everyday" bit? Wow Christina, you're a whole 5 years older than her. What a difference. Besides, does she realize that 15 is the age range of most of her fans? Hello? She just toally dissed 75% of her fan base. At least Britney's happy with what she's got.
I'm gonna end this here. Christina, I personally can't wait to see how great this second album of yours turns out. Everytime it's considered good by the artist, it ends up sucking bad. I won't name any names. And why would you want people not to know it's you on the cd? Does she even realize that once she's gotten this far, it's wrong to change your sound that got you there? Oh I'm sorry, I forgot. She's special.
One final note. I hope Christina gets a gun put to her head by a crazed fan. Or better yet, why don't you just go away forever to the land of egotistical divas and never ever come back? Cause I have one thing to say. I will never again support you for any reason. After all this, it's so easy to see why Eminem hates you so much. I finally woke up and smelled the flowers. Maybe Britney doesn't sing live and Jessica doesn't get the respect she deserves and Mandy keeps coming out with bad singles. But one thing is for sure. I will always respect those 3 because they know how to take their fame and treat their fans like they're something. You on the other hand are a selfish bitch. Just go away.