Nick and his cake. This is a really cute picture.
I wrote this about 3 years ago, and sent it to some of my friends just cause I was bored. Anyway, that might explain some of the corniness of the things and all that. I did edit some of the stuff so it doesn't sound that bad though, bare with me. The comments I'm adding will be in blue.
Things wrong with BSB are:
1. Nick sounds like he has something in his nose while singing.
2. Howie Doin'? Enough said.
3. Brian dates a slut. Need I say more? She's not that bad, plus he's married to her now. Uh.
4. Kevin is so obsession with Brian being his cousin. Hmmm.
5. "We're friends with NSYNC. Yeah." Is that why you guys switched record labels? And are now incredibly pissed at them for coming to yours? Well 2 years later the truth does come out. Kevin and that mouth of his...
6. Nick's dye job. We can see the roots hun! But I love his new hair style.
7. AJ's receding hair line. Stop with the dying! Then maybe it won't fall out!
8. Brian's obsession with Tyke. Yeah, he's cute, but he brings that damn dog everywhere!
9. The way Howie turned to Nick at the end of INBYH on my tape and said "I'll give you all of me honey thats no lie" while pointing to him. [You know what I'm talking about Kristen] On the All Access video. It's just not right.
10. They can't dance! They bob, dancing would be too hard.
11. The obsession with bringing a million dancers onto stage with them while singing a fast song. Nobody cares about the dancers! Amen!
12. That red haired dancer, she just pisses me off! Incase you're like WTF, she's in the 'Larger Than Life' video and at the VMA performance.
13. Kevin talks so slow.
14. AJ can no longer sing the words to Everybody -- he screams them.
15. The whole wholesome boyband thing has got to go. We know they aren't all perfect. They seem out of that now, I mean they posed with naked girls in Rolling Stone...
16. They like Europe better than us! It's not fair!
17. Howie looks like a troll.
18. Howie has a constant twitch in his eye.
19. If Brian was so wholesome, why would he date a slut like Leighanne? Why was I so mean to Leighanne?
20. AJ has an obsession with the floor. *ahem* Pay Per View concert...
21. Brian is amazed that we know the words to his overplayed songs.
22. Howie is the only one that calls Nick "Nicky." That ain't right!
23. The All I Have To Give convo mix. Enough said.
24. "My name is Brian but uh you can call me B-rok cause I'll be rockin' your house! Aheehee nah, I'm just playin'!" <--from #23 Scary.
25. Howie sounds like a slavedriver.
26. AJ is obsessed with sex.
27. Brian is so religious! Got a tattoo Brian? Why can't we see it? Well, he shows it now.
28. Nick can't chew gum without sounding like a cow. Neither can Eminem. But I forgive them both.
29. On the first Backstreet TV, Brian looked like had just gotten outta bed. And it was 4:30! Pajama bottoms...
30. Nick has a tatoo of a shark and is afraid of sharks. I don't get it. I still don't.
31. It is so obvious that AJ did not just start drinking when he turned 21 [in Jan.] See how long ago this was?
32. AJ is on crack during all of the concerts and performances. [Britney Spears shirt at the VMA's and in the Larger Than Life video? He scares me.] I wanted to change that because of the rehab thing, but I don't have anything to change it to. ::shrug::
33. How come on the All Access video whenever they showed Kevin he was eating?
34. Nick thinks he is so good at basketball, but um have we ever seen him play? [The Disney thing doesn't count, they probably edited out all of his misses.] I wanna see him take on JuJu. To see who's really better.
35. B-rok? How corny is that? None of their nicknames are exactly normal.
36. And um, let's think about this one: AJ's nickname is boner. That one needs no explanation.
37. Brian appearently knows what a corncob feels like. ["I feel like a corncob." on that video]
38. Anyone know what a "cornball type lookin' outfit" is? Ask Brian, he knows. What's up with Brian and corn? Oh and if you couldn't tell, I had just watched All Access for the first time.
39. AJ's 69 tattoo. Does he not know what that means? And why the hell would he want it permenantley engraved on his skin? Sorry, it's his "lucky number" and has nothing to do with sex. Yeah and I want to screw Justin.
40. Which way is "that" way? Hell, the Boys don't even know.
41. The pink suits. I was crying.
42. Really, how tall is Brian? He looks awfully short in person. He's 5'7. 4 inches more than me. I should shut up.
43. A quote directly from Kevin: "AJ's the most fun when he's drunk." Hmm...
44. In almost all of their songs they said the word Backstreet. I'm not typing all of the examples, but it's like they're afraid someone's gonna steal their songs.
45. How come Nick is the only one without his ears peirced? I figured they all went out and got it done as a "family" thing. He has them pierced now and it looks hella hot. ::sigh::
46. Is it true that AJ failed his drivers test 4 times? And he still doesn't have a license? Then why are there pictures of him driving a car?
47. Someone needs to send Nick to get a hair cut. The whole long and greasy thing has got to go! That someone did, and I'm feeling the new look.
48. Okay, Nick is the only one who isn't a legal adult meaning he's still a boy. But the rest of them are men, so how about the Backstreet Men? Although I guess BSM wouldn't be a good abbreviation.
49. How come Nick will never talk about his girlfriend or NSYNC in public? Someone asks him an Nsync question and he points to Kevin. Still don't know why. Kevin talks the slowest.
50. How come Brian can't open his eyes while singing? Oh he opens them for that "When you look into my eyes" line doesn't he? Sorry, I forgot.
Okay so I could think of about 50 more reasons cause I'm bored outta my mind! But I have to go finish my homework. Eeech. Anyway, I know this list is sooo corny but its a result of what happens when I'm bored. That's the exact way I signed my e-mail. Isn't that exciting? I thought so too.
Okay. I'll be adding to this soon and making an NSYNC one. Fun fun.