FORK ON

SHEWRAM

 

Am i talking to Scotty

 

Yes this is Scotty

 

good, now i hear from a reliable source that you have a large amount of $, is this true?

 

Maybe it could all just be a front from my parents.

 

so it isnt true?

 

well i have some pretty kick-arse stuff so it must be.

 

thought so, and there is only one more "kick-arse" thing you need, a mini ramp so when are you getting that?

 

some time later this year for sure I just asked my Dad and that is what he said.

 

sounds good, you also spend a lot of time with those city park guys, how fresh do you have to be to hang with them?

 

Well most of them get a new deck every week or two but some are sponsored so it's free. But I haven't skated with them lately because the scene at camberwell is more to my liking now then it was before (very shity).

 

its just like you except that you pay money, and Ackroyd says to stop being a Jew and unblock him, response?

 

Not really but sort of I guess but I'm not as up my self as most of them and I don't cry when there is a chip in my board. I don't think ackroyd msn thing in is mine

 

whatever helps you sleep at night. Ok you dont have a part in "Fork On: The Motion Picture" whats going on?

 

I think a certain person doesn't want me getting a part because it will shit on theres.

 

Who could this person be i wonder (erom), and dont you think it may be because of the lack of filmage of you, got any tricks for the vid though?

 

who the fuck is erom. I think that it's because when I want something filmed it takes to many shots but if I am just skating it comes more natural. I think maybe that wall ride board slide to rock definately and the rest we will just have to see.

 

yeh i saw that wallride b/s rock and it looked crazy, yeh if that was filmed at the worm it would be the best

 

maybe not the best but it would be different

 

I was making you look better you fool, why did you say that? Doesnt matter, what bands do you like?

 

I like kiss, guns'n'roses, the beatles, iron maiden, anti-flag , the rolling stones, the red hot chilli peppers and gray matter.

 

I was saying that so that it would look like I had more up my sleave, you fool.

 

yeh but you dont, you liar, and where was Led Zeppelin?? How dare you. Is there any friction between you and some members of the group?

 

Oh fuck how could I forget Led Zeppelin. Nah not really just sometimes we have little bitch fights but I always win so yeah it doesn't really bother me.

 

Except for More he bags me for no reason sometimes but it is kind of good and bad.

 

yeh you get that alot, but it probably comes from your mumble syndrome, it makes me want to smack you in the head with a blunt object, whats up with it?

 

I think it started when I got my braces I guess it hurt when I opened my mouth to much but now I guess I have to learn how to speak normally again. And sometimes I say dumb shit and trail on then realise how dumb it is and try to stop looking retarded by mumbling half way through a sentence which makes me look retarded anyway. I don't know.

 

yeh and also writing these fucking page long answers, just SHUT THE FUCK UP! Ahem sorry, got carried away. I saw you in really short shorts today, and you were running around with guys with no necks, what were you doing?

 

That was rugby training we were running to kiwi hawthorn oval just below hawthorn sec.

so your a freshie and a jock.

 

I don't think I am that fresh compared to Mitch and James James and I'm not a jock it is just in rugby I get to take my anger out on people that are littler than me.

 

yeh your black so your pretty big, but why dont you have one of those "black" accents?

 

oh wow folks, we have a special guest joining the conversation!

 

 DOKKEN has been added to the conversation.

 

welcome syd

 

I don't know maybe it is because I am not black I am south American.

 

Hello Syd

 

word up

 

for real

 

CAn you rap?

 

Me not really

 

HAve you ever stolen a car?

 

remember your under a truthoscope

 

Once I was with my cousin in Mexico and he had a stolen car.

it was super ghetto fresh

 

Can you play the didgeridoo?

 

not really but I have tried it a cople of times when I was drunk.

 

you no as well as i do that youve never been drunk

 

what the fuck yes I have

 

Have you ever sucked on a didgeridoo, I mean treated it like a cock

 

not that i recall

 

Your an abo of course you drink

 

Do you receive welfare and shit?

 

exactly

 

i think ill stay out of this one

 

no cos im gonna leave sooon

 

and u have to edit it and shit yarred

 

yeah how the fuck else do you think we could pay for all of this shit that is why dad married mum, for the fat check every week

 

do i have to?

 

yes

 

I heard you're not really black you just have a lot of anal sex

 

yeah im not

 

hahahaha

 

Syd the glorious demands it

 

yeah

 

get your head out of my arse

 

scotty

 

you suck hole

 

where did all that anal sex stuff come from?

 

its so warm

 

yeah answer that scotty

 

ask syd

 

If you're so black why don't you have a big black dick

 

i just went along with it

 

hahahaha

 

I do its fucken huge

 

scotty you know we mean that you took the anal sex

 

yeah

 

someone shat on you and made you black right?

 

yeah of course

 

ok good

 

sounds about right

 

yeah you guys wouldn't want to skate with a real black guy or Mexican.

 

I fucken hate Mexicans

 

Cos youre a puerto rican

 

i always thought you were mexican

 

Nah half Venezuelan

 

Wheres that

 

fuck no fuck off every Mexican

 

Africa

 

so you are black!

 

It is next to colombia. On the north eastern part of south america.

 

YOUR A FUCKEN TRASHY NIGGA

 

no

 

yeah

 

hahaha

 

 Scotty has left the conversation.

 

 

hahaha

 

good one syd

 

well I guess that ends the interview. So long guys

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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