FORK ON
SHEWRAM
Yes this is Scotty
good, now i hear from a reliable source that you have a large amount of $, is this true?
Maybe it could all just be a front from my parents.
so it isnt true?
well i have some pretty kick-arse stuff so it must be.
thought so, and there is only one more "kick-arse" thing you need, a mini ramp so when are you getting that?
some time later this year for sure I just asked my Dad and that is what he said.
sounds good, you also spend a lot of time with those city park guys, how fresh do you have to be to hang with them?
Well most of them get a new deck every week or two but some are sponsored so it's free. But I haven't skated with them lately because the scene at camberwell is more to my liking now then it was before (very shity).
its just like you except that you pay money, and Ackroyd says to stop being a Jew and unblock him, response?
Not really but sort of I guess but I'm not as up my self as most of them and I don't cry when there is a chip in my board. I don't think ackroyd msn thing in is mine
whatever helps you sleep at night. Ok you dont have a part in "Fork On: The Motion Picture" whats going on?
I think a certain person doesn't want me getting a part because it will shit on theres.
Who could this person be i wonder (erom), and dont you think it may be because of the lack of filmage of you, got any tricks for the vid though?
who the fuck is erom. I think that it's because when I want something filmed it takes to many shots but if I am just skating it comes more natural. I think maybe that wall ride board slide to rock definately and the rest we will just have to see.
yeh i saw that wallride b/s rock and it looked crazy, yeh if that was filmed at the worm it would be the best
maybe not the best but it would be different
I was making you look better you fool, why did you say that? Doesnt matter, what bands do you like?
I like kiss, guns'n'roses, the beatles, iron maiden, anti-flag , the rolling stones, the red hot chilli peppers and gray matter.
I was saying that so that it would look like I had more up my sleave, you fool.
yeh but you dont, you liar, and where was Led Zeppelin?? How dare you. Is there any friction between you and some members of the group?
Oh fuck how could I forget Led Zeppelin. Nah not really just sometimes we have little bitch fights but I always win so yeah it doesn't really bother me.
Except for More he bags me for no reason sometimes but it is kind of good and bad.
yeh you get that alot, but it probably comes from your mumble syndrome, it makes me want to smack you in the head with a blunt object, whats up with it?
I think it started when I got my braces I guess it hurt when I opened my mouth to much but now I guess I have to learn how to speak normally again. And sometimes I say dumb shit and trail on then realise how dumb it is and try to stop looking retarded by mumbling half way through a sentence which makes me look retarded anyway. I don't know.
yeh and also writing these fucking page long answers, just SHUT THE FUCK UP! Ahem sorry, got carried away. I saw you in really short shorts today, and you were running around with guys with no necks, what were you doing?
That was rugby training we were running to kiwi hawthorn oval just below hawthorn sec.
so your a freshie and a jock.
I don't think I am that fresh compared to Mitch and James James and I'm not a jock it is just in rugby I get to take my anger out on people that are littler than me.
yeh your black so your pretty big, but why dont you have one of those "black" accents?
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DOKKEN has been added to the conversation.
welcome syd
I don't know maybe it is because I am not black I am south American.
Hello Syd
word up
for real
CAn you rap?
Me not really
HAve you ever stolen a car?
remember your under a truthoscope
Once I was with my cousin in Mexico and he had a stolen car.
it was super ghetto fresh
Can you play the didgeridoo?
not really but I have tried it a cople of times when I was drunk.
you no as well as i do that youve never been drunk
what the fuck yes I have
not that i recall
exactly
i think ill stay out of this one
no cos im gonna leave sooon
and u have to edit it and shit yarred
yeah how the fuck else do you think we could pay for all of this shit that is why dad married mum, for the fat check every week
do i have to?
yes
yeah im not
hahahaha
Syd the glorious demands it
yeah
get your head out of my arse
scotty
you suck hole
where did all that anal sex stuff come from?
its so warm
yeah answer that scotty
ask syd
i just went along with it
hahahaha
I do its fucken huge
scotty you know we mean that you took the anal sex
yeah
someone shat on you and made you black right?
yeah of course
ok good
sounds about right
yeah you guys wouldn't want to skate with a real black guy or Mexican.
I fucken hate Mexicans
i always thought you were mexican
Nah half Venezuelan
fuck no fuck off every Mexican
so you are black!
It is next to colombia. On the north eastern part of south america.
no
yeah
hahaha
Scotty has left the conversation.
hahaha
good one syd
well I guess that ends the interview. So long guys