questions by GNOMER

GNOMER: So Jez, does it bother you that you skate with guy, who's two thirds gay?

JEZ: Yes it bothers me heaps he has red hair GNOMER: Who do you guys think will have the best part in fork on and why?

PR GUY: Our part. We are having a joint part, it will rock

JEZ: Yeah exactly coz we can nollie 360 flip

GNOMER: So I’ve heard, will this part will only consist of arse drop in’s and nutting yourself on a small barrier by any chance?

PR GUY: Something like that

JEZ: Yeah pretty much but that’s why it’s the best

PR GUY: Don’t forget the 80's clothing

GNOMER: Haha, I see, so have u guys planned any hammers for your section?

PR GUY: Yeah I am planning on nutting myself on every handrail in Melbourne

JEZ: Yeah I’m gunna nollie tre parliament

GNOMER: that’s a big call guy, are u sure you’re up for it?

PR GUY: Well, gotta nut something

GNOMER: Hmm interesting thoughts, where’d u come up with that video part plan, TAFE?

PR GUY: Where else?

JEZ: Lol

GNOMER: Lol, such a sad saying, why not hahaha?

JEZ: Why not shut the fuck up?

Jew

GNOMER: Jew, I like that, any more racist comments Guy?

JEZ: Chink, fag, homo

PR GUY: If a jew and a chink and a nigga jump off a cliff who wins?

GNOMER: Who?

PR GUY: Society

GNOMER: Haha, ahh racist jokes, so hot right now, any words for the black man and the Muslim man in fork on?

PR GUY: I have nothing to say to the black man, but Sam has a wicked style going for him

JEZ: Well one of them is Muslim and the other black what more can u say

PR GUY: Fork It up

GNOMER: Will do

PR GUY: you’d better

GNOMER: so where’s your favourite spots?

JEZ: Well I like to rip it up with the locals down in Camberwell

PR GUY: Auburn south has some thing going for it I guess

GNOMER: Yes I like both of those, what’s the best thing that you have seen down Camberwell rail? And Auburn seven?

PR GUY: Cambers; Mores crooked board slides (ha). Auburn, I dunno Sams shifty till next Tuesday

JEZ: Well I kinda like Batlays kicky fs salad even though he didn’t land it

GNOMER: He did actually

PR GUY : He landed it

JEZ: That was rad

GNOMER: I liked Battlays kicky fs salad, and Matt Whites kicky blunt shuv-it

JEZ: Yeah I saw that blunt, it was sick

PR GUY: Matts got red hair

JEZ: So do u guy

PR GUY: He’s still got red hair, but mine isn’t just red

GNOMER: What’s the worst thing about having red hair?

PR GUY: Well, I have to deal with a lot of people not giving me head

GNOMER: I thought that came from you being ugly

JEZ: Yeah that sounds about right

PR GUY: At least I don’t look uglier then Woodheads mum, in a certain photo I have seen

JEZ: Hahahaha

GNOMER: Ok, so any last words fellas, thank yous? sponsors? caz? Anything?

PR GUY: I’d like to thank Caz

PR GUY: For being such a friend

JEZ: Yeah I’d like to thank my gf Caz for being with me for 8 months and guy coz he’s sorta cool and all, and I don’t want to thank Woodhead coz he’s gay

GNOMER: Ok, nice, interview DONE

JEZ: Well that was gay I’m gonna look up porn.

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