questions by Syd

More is a messed up person. He can't operate his phone, he breaks into some random conversation about some alter-ego guitarist and he constantly get his 'there' and 'their's confused. More is a bowl rider from Dog town and he is a good filmer.

So what's it like being Tom Moore?

It's shit

Why?

Send me an mms thingy

No

Ok

How do you get them?

Put photos in your email and go on the internet on your phone and download them

How long have you been skating?

I don’t know like 2 years

Has it been a good 2 years?

It’s had its ups and downs

How do you go on the internet on the phone?

Service

Doesn’t have it

Why not?

What type of phone is it?

   Services should be in the menu

have you got WAP?

It’s a 3105

It’s says on the box it can go on the internet I don’t know how though

Oh shit

You're not the brightest deck on the wall are you?

What?

What are we gonna talk about now?

How do you set up wap?

That’s boring

You’re boring

Is your phone a 3105?

No

Mines a 3110

Ok

It’s just like a 3105 plus 5 fingers up your ass

Sure it is

You're a pretty funny Guy More

How's Fork On coming along?

What?

Fucked if I know

Are you a bit of a cool dude More?

No

Yeah you are man

You're cool

That’s great

When you wipe your ass do you sniff the toilet paper?

Can't say I have

do you?

Yeah, aren’t you curious in what sort of secretions your body emits?

Nah

Not really

Are you?

I think we all are to some extent.

Have you ever squeezed an acne and splattered it and tasted it?

Hahahah you dirty old man

I haven’t done it because I never had that big acne which bursts

I may only had some little shit

You mean a whitehead

    I wouldn’t know

Maybe you never reached puberty

I was born past puberty

Have you gone through puberty before?

Your mum is a brave woman

My mum would kick your ass

Ha-ha

My mum would kick your ass

My mum wants to fight your Mum

My mum would take your mum down

Down to china town

Have you ever woke up and you have this cruddy type of substance on your lips?

You mean cum?

No

It’s lip crud

Well no

Who's got the baddest car you know?

Well the best car I know would be either my dads MG one day it will be mine and Gnomers car because it can fit 4 skateboards + guy in the boot

Are you happy with this interview?

No not really

Interviews are a type of sellout activity, although I am probably contradicting myself there but I haven’t used this interview to be mean to any people like others. or act like they are Shakespeare

Are you taking a stab at Yarrad?

No

Every interview contains derogatory comments

Don't use words you can't spell, gaylord

If I could spell them I would

But I can’t

Why curse men in love and praise men at war?

Politicians should fight their own battles; men in love should go to war

They’re too young to fall in love.

People in love stop being my friends and ignore me just because I got with one of them of the female kind and a year later get annoyed fucking fascists

I just interviewed Gnomer and it was a lot better then this interview... Say your I love yous and you better put me in there.

Thank you Syd and Matt and the many faces of fork on and thank you Woodhead because deep down inside everyone knows you’re heterosexual

What a deep interview. More... We used to be friends. I'm sorry it had to come to this

Deep interviews are for pussy’s

Be the guitarist with mystique

You'll never be that

I already am

Fork On has sold out

Guitar is for pussies

All this advertising at skate spots and now a website

What would a rock n roll band be without a guitar?

Yeah the Fork On legacy is becoming huge

Drum n bass that’s what

It used to be rock 'n' roll, now it's just rock. What ever happened to the roll?

Drum and Bass is shit

Well see the tale is: rock n roll is the real shit

(AC/DC) and rock is your fake shit (nickleback)

Yeah

Nickleback are shit

And Linkin Park

hahaha

Since when did Asians rock?

What a shit excuse for music

And why does the bass player need headphones always?

What a loser and why add turntables to a band it destroys the music?

Any dipshit can move a fucking record

How do you know so much about them?

Their review should simply be two words:

shit park

Yeah

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