The following is from a person ad Mitchell
had created on "Love@AOL".
All words are completely his.
The ad was removed when his account was cancelled but I thought it was so
great that it should be shared. He recieved numerous responses to this ad
and they were well deserved IMO. Even searching for love, his outlook was
great...143 Mitchell.
Broken not Beaten
Screen Name: ItsMitchum
Age&Gender: 30 year old Male
Height: 6' 1"
Body Style: Average (Hell on wheels...read on, you'll understand.)
Race/Ethnicity: White (German + Irish = Mc Fritz... A
drunk trying to build a better bottle.)
Religion: Other (Agnost: God only knows and She ain't talkin'.)
Education: Some College
Occupation: Viagra Demonstrator
Income: 35,000 to 49,999
Marital Status: Single
Has Children: No
Wants Children: Yes
Drinking: Drink Ocasionally
Smoking: Don't Smoke
My favorite type of music: Rock/Pop
What do you like to do?
Living wide open. full throttle: pushing limits and testing boundries along
the way. A dweller on the fringe, far beyond the bright lights in the far
unlit unknown. Abusing and mismanaging resident/residual brain cells. Splitting
atoms, infinitives, and other pre-conceived beliefs about nothing in particular.
Social Engineering and being a smart ass extraordinaire. Pagnistic Sun Worship...shooting
for "Doc Savage: Man of Bronze" status. Any questions?
What celebrity do people say you resemble?
Gern Blanntztenn
I'd also like to say...
Destiny paid me a visit 10 years ago and I've been sporting the wheelchair
lifestyle since. Don't freak! Determined not to let it harsh my gig, I've
been out there on the front lines plugging away. Obstacles are what get in
your way when you lose sight of your objectives. What is essential is invisable
to the eye. It is with the heart that one can only see rightly. It's the effort
that you spend on your rose that makes your rose so special. Hallmark moment
aside. A laugh goes a long way in a life like mine. They keep coming so I
can't be doing too badly.
Personal Thought or Quote...
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy - Screw me
if I'm wrong, but don't you wanna kiss me?