> >> > >>> > > A TRUE FRIEND > > >> > > When you are sad ... ... > > >> > > I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the >scum > > >>sucking > > >> >bastard who made you sad. > > (ah some of the best nights out) > > >> > > > > >> > > When you are blue ... ... > > >> > > I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you. > > >> > > > > >> > > When you smile ... ... > > >> > > I'll know you finally got laid. > > >> > > > > >> > > When you are scared ... ... > > >> > > I will rag you about it every chance I get. > > >> > > (3 words-Meg/Howth/cliffs) > > >> > > When you are worried ... ... > > >> > > I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could >be and > > >> >tell > > >> >you to quit whining. > > >> > > > > >> > > When you are confused ... ... > > >> > > I will use little words to explain it to your tiny ittle >brain > >