> > Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when one
> > said,
> > "It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it
> > really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so that Mother
> > Superior doesn't find them."
> > The second nun said, "I've found a marvellous invention called the
> > condom, which works really well for this problem. You just open the
> > packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it
> > up, and dispose of it all later!"
> >
> > The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find them.
> >
> > "You get them at the drug store, Sister; just go and ask the
> > pharmacist for them."
> > The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to
> > the counter. "Good morning, Sister," said the pharmacist. "What can I
> > do for you today?"
> > "I'd like some condoms please," said the nun.
> > The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and
> > asked,
> > "How many boxes would you like; there are twelve to a box."
> > "I'll take six boxes that should last about a week" said the nun.
> >
> > The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was almost
> > afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism prevailed
> > and he asked in a clear voice, "Sister, what size condoms would you
> > like? We have large, extra large, and big liar size."
> > The sister thought for a minute, and finally said: "I'm not certain,
> > perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel?"
> >
> > The pharmacist fainted.
> >
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