>1. Cover your stump before you hump > >2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker > >3. Don't be silly, protect your willy > >4. When in doubt, shroud your spout > >5. Don't be a loner, coner your boner > >6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong > >7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it > >8. If you think she's spunky cover your monkey > >9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomise > >10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your Peter > >11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick > >12. If you go in to heat, package your meat > >13. While your undressing venus, dress up your penis > >14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse > >15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member > >16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker > >17. Don't be a fool, vulcanise your tool > >18. The right selection will protect your erection > >19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil > >20. A crank with armour will never harm her > >21. No glove, no love