> > > > WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER! > > > > > > > > > > 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my > > beer. (OK in Texas) > > > > > > > > > > 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar > > detector wasn't plugged > > in. > > > > > > > > > > 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? > > > > > > > > > > 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph > > to keep up with me. Good > > > job! > > > > > > > > > > 5. Are You Andy or Barney? > > > > > > > > > > 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good > > physical condition to be > > a > > > > > police officer. > > > > > > > > > > 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? > > > > > > > > > > 8. I pay your salary! > > > > > > > > > > 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last > > officer only gave me a > > > > > warning,too! > > > > > > > > > > 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, > > just so one of us does. > > > > > > > > > > 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, > > I know there are no > > other > > > > > cars around. That's how far ahead of me they > > are. > > > > > > > > > > 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your > > eyes look red, have you > > been > > > > > drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond > > with,"Gee Officer your eyes > > > > > look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" >