Boxscores

Game 1 (vs. Pteri's Pteam)

Fourskins 6
Pteri's Pteam 12

Lucky Duck Foot: J²
Light 'Em Up Pepper: Donk

Game Story

This was supposed to be their year. The Fourskins were supposed to be one of the elite teams in the league this year. They had lost two starters from the year before, but they replaced them with two great free agents...or so the thought. Dirty Ol' did a great job in his first game as a Fourskin, but quarter back Matt "T Danza" Shea struggled. T Danza threw five interceptions and looked more like T Dilfer than anyone. The powerful Fourskin offense of a year ago didn't exist in this game. The only touchdown came when Deuce Bag jumped over Mini Me, caught the ball and took off into the end zone to put the Skins up by six. The two point conversion failed. It was all downhill from there. Danza's spiffy new offense was shut down by Adam Hoffman, who picked off at least three of Danza's passes. The only bright spots of this game were Dirty Ol' and J² Douvier, who stopped Pteri's Pteam single handedly on one drive, with three sacks and numerous tackles. The Fourskins lost the game in overtime. The largest crowd to ever witness a Fourskins game was onhand, but most of them left before the game was decided. Head Coach Nate "Ice" Brinkman was obviously disappointed that his new look Tom Landry style hat couldn't come through with a victory. "Danza just looked clueless out there," he said. "I hope that next week, with our new uniforms we can pull out a win. It really only depends on what quarter back shows up, T Danza or T Dilfer."

Game 2 (vs. Team Tighty Whitey)

Fourskins 44
Team Tighty Whitey 6

Lucky Duck Foot: T Danza
Light 'Em Up Pepper: Coach Mort

Game Story

This was the Fourskins first game in their new uniforms, it was also their cheerleaders first game. The Fourskins came out on fire with T Danza throwing four touchdowns to Moss. Moss had a great game, coming up with some nice catches and running by everyone for four touchdowns and a two point conversion. J² had a nice run on an option for a touchdown. On defense, T Danza ripped the pants off an opponent and exposed his tighty whiteys. Danza also got the duck foot for turning his game around. Coach Mort, who came in for one kickoff and drilled it over everyone's head, got the Pepper for tackling "ESPN Joe" on the same kickoff. The quarterback controversy heated up in the second half, when Donk threw a perfect pass to Deuce Bag for a touchdown. Donk then ended the controversy by throwing a dead duck pass that should have been picked off. T Danza will remain the starter. The Fourskins started to look like the Fourskins from last year with a big win over Team Tighty Whitey.

Game 3 (vs. Team Shouldn't Have Scored)

Fourskins 42
Team Shouldn't Have Scored 8

Lucky Duck Foot: The Offensive Line
Light 'Em Up Pepper: Poster Child

Game Story

The Fourskins started out this game with Moss picking off the first pass, leading to a touchdown pass from T Danza to Moss. Donk picked off the very next pass and T Danza threw another touchdown to Moss. Moss had another "ho-hum" four touchdown performance before being replaced by Rudy 2000 early in the second half. Moss didn't get the duck foot because we expect at least four touchdowns a game from him. T Danza finished with six touchdown passes, four to Moss, one to Rudy 2000 and one to Deuce Bag. There were many highlights of this game, including the "Circle of Death" which the Fourskins ran on the opening kickoff of the second half. Also, a player from Team Shouldn't Have Scored went on a kamikaze mission at Deuce Bag's head on a deep route. No penalty was called, but when referee Grant Adrian was asked if it was interference, he replied, "Yes." J² and Dirty Ol' collided while rushing the quarterback in the first half. J² doesn't remember the second half, but he did have a nice run on an option right after halftime. Deuce Bag was robbed of a sliding touchdown in the back of the endzone by referee Von Myart, who later asked for a bribe if it ever happened again. A few hand-holding routes were run by Moss, Deuce Bag and Rudy 2000 on option plays and two point conversions. The Fourskin cheerleaders seemed unusually loud during this game. Cheerleading Coach, Lil' Dan Starken seems to think this is because they contacted him earlier in the day for some of his cheerleading tips.

Game 4 (vs. Masta Beta Beta)

Fourskins 26
Masta Beta Beta 8

Lucky Duck Foot: Rudy 2000 & Deuce Bag
Light 'Em Up Pepper: J²

Game Story

The Fourskins struggled through this game without their team MVP, Moss. The defense played well, but special teams blew a chance at a shutout when a kickoff was returned for a touchdown. The Fourskins defense came up with four interceptions, by , Deuce Bag, Donk, and Rudy 2000. The Fourskins probably should have scored around six million points, but they were held to 26. T Danza played another solid game at QB. He also brought out trusty old "Black 59 Razor" inside the red zone.

Game 5 (vs. Team Sit On The Lead)

Fourskins 12
Team Sit On The Lead 14

Lucky Duck Foot: Dirty Ol'
Light 'Em Up Pepper: Grass Ass

Game Story

The Fourskins lost for the second time. This loss really hurt because it was to a team with Grant Adrian. The Fourskins led 6-0 at halftime, but blew the lead in the second half and ran out of time after the 27 second play. T Danza threw two picks and looked like T Dilfer again when he missed a wide open Donk to tie up the game. Moss and Rudy 2000 each had interceptions and Dirty Ol' had a few nice sacks despite being held on every play. E.R. 2000 had some problems with a line drive kick, his teammates had been telling him to put stick-um in his hair, but he didn't do it. Coach Mort did a nice job with the video camera so that the Fourskins can watch the tape and figure out how they played so horrible.

Game 6 (vs. Team 30 Point Buck)

Fourskins 20
Team 30 Point Buck 0

Lucky Duck Foot: Defensive Secondary
Light 'Em Up Pepper: Donk

Game Story

The Fourskins finally tossed their first shutout of the season against the blaze orange warriors. The duck foot was given to the defensive secondary for picking off three passes, one by Donk on a shovel pass and two by Deuce Bag. Deuce Bag also dropped a third interception on the last play of the game. Rudy 2000 played a great defensive game and also scored two touchdowns as a wideout. also played a solid game replacing Moss, who missed his second game with an ankle injury. caught a touchdown pass from T Danza, who threw three on the day. Danza had little time to throw, which caused him to show some signs of T Dilfer again. He threw two picks on the day. Dirty Ol' played another solid defensive game, coming up with some flags and a couple sacks. Donk ran a few nice dives and trucked a couple defenders.

Game 7 (vs. The J-Team)

Fourskins 20
The J-Team 28

Lucky Duck Foot: Poster Child
Light 'Em Up Pepper: Deuce Bag

Game Story

The Fourskins lost their third game of the season, but this one hurt more than the other two because this game was against J Mix. "Losing is bad enough, but losing to that guy makes it ten times worse," Donk said. The Fourskins had troubles grabbing Zick's flags all game and he killed them. The Fourskin defense had problems all night, an example is when Rudy 2000 played the part of Muffy and bit hard on play-action, leaving the receiver wide open. The 'Skins also suffered through more injuries, J² missed the whole game, Moss left in the second half and Poster Child got tossed off the offensive line and missed most of the game. T Danza had very little time in the first half, but the offensive line got it together and gave him pretty good protection in the second half. J Mix did little to help his team, other than his "Get Toasted and Grab the Receiver" defense. E.R. 2000 and Deuce Bag made a couple nice sandwich blocks. The Lucky Duck Foot went to Poster Child for "Taking one for the team." Deuce Bag got the Light 'Em Up Pepper for trucking someone on a screen and burning Mix.

Game 8 (vs. All World Part 2)

Lucky Duck Foot: The Cheerleaders
Light 'Em Up Pepper: J²

Game 9 (vs. Team 30 Point Buck)

Fourskins 12
Team 30 Point Buck 12

Lucky Duck Foot: Dirty Ol'
Light 'Em Up Pepper: Rudy 2000

Game Story

Let's never speak of this game again.

Playoff Game 1 (vs. Team Cheap Ass)

Fourskins 6
Team Cheap Ass 22

Lucky Duck Foot: Rudy 2000
Light 'Em Up Pepper: Vaacaack

Game Story

The Fourskin season ended early as Team Cheap Ass came away victorious. The Fourskins got off on the wrong foot by letting J Mix run free for a touchdown on the opening kick-off. The only points for the Fourskins came on an interception return by Rudy 2000, who earned the last Lucky Duck Foot of the year for his efforts. The Fourskins just didn't play dirty enough to hold off the Cheap Asses. The Fourskins came out of the game with many injuries, Vaacaack's nose was deformed after being clubbed across the face, Rudy 2000 had a shoulder injury, Dirty Ol' hurt his ankle, J² and Moss weren't fully healed from their injuries and Poster Child had an illness. The cheap team was constantly blocking in the back, stiff arming and interfering with the wide receivers. The Fourskins were not only battling the cheapest team in the league, they also had to face the referee, Von Myart, who had been screwing them over all year. This game was no different as he called back a touchdown on a rule misinterpretation and didn't call any other "real" penalties. While the Fourskins are extremely disappointed with their season, the one bright point is that they didn't have to supply two referees for the late games. The Fourskins would like to thank their fans, coaches and cheerleaders for sticking with them through this rough season.