Boxscores

Game 1 (vs. Ladies Men)

Fourskins 34
Ladies Men 6

Lucky Duck Foot: Mixer Mixer
Light 'Em Up Pepper: Paddington

Game Story

The Fourskins started this year off a little better, not having Matthew "T Dilfer" Shea was the key. The additions of 4 high priced free agents also helped the Fourskins cause. The Fourskins defense played a solid game, with Atmossphere and Y2J each intercepting a pass. The offense, led by quarterback Mixer Mixer, scored 4 touchdowns. All in all it was a solid first game for the 'Skins, although their shutout was ruined by Big Willy. The Fourskins face the Horny Lemurs next, who they lost to last year on opening day, thanks to 5 interceptions by Matt Shea.

Game 2 (vs. Horny Lemurs)

Fourskins 12
Horny Lemurs 6

Lucky Duck Foot: Y2J
Light 'Em Up Pepper: Growler

Game Story

This game was a struggle from the start, as Ohhh Shit drilled S. Chabel on the opening kickoff, sending him 5 yards backwards. The Fourskins went to 2 and 0 by defeating the Horny Lemurs in a tough game. Mixer Mixer scored both touchdowns on scrambles. There were some minor scuffles when Mixer Mixer was tackled several times. He had some words with his best friend, Eric Rice, before the game was over. The Fourskins were forced to break out their running game, with Y2J getting most of the carries despite a painful injury. The offensive line played a great game; Sideass, Paddington, Ohhh Shit, Don Key and Growler all made key blocks in the game. Fragile pulled out his best Cris Carter impression and made a one handed catch for a first down. The defense came up with some key plays, Atmossphere had two interceptions and Goon had one in his first game of the year. Nickel played flawlessly at the other corner position. Mr. Universe decided not to show up for this game, he will be fined and possibly suspended for his actions. His name could be changed to Dmitrius Underwood after that ordeal. Coach Worthless and Coach Lil' Danny came up with some key calls to seal the game. The coaches will have to go back to the drawing board and come up with some short yardage plays though, the Fourskins failed to convert a fourth down and a couple two point conversions.

Game 3 (vs. Masta Beta Beta)

Fourskins 48
Masta Beta Beta 12

Lucky Duck Foot: Fourskins Secondary
Light 'Em Up Pepper: Y2J

Game Story

The story of this game was David Bjerke, who was a no show for Masta Beta Beta. His presence wouldn't have made a difference anyway, the Fourskins dominated Masta Beta Beta. The final should have been 48 to 6, but MBB pulled out a cheap play where a receiver came off the sidelines to catch a touchdown. The Fourskins defense came through with some big plays, including 5 interceptions; one by Atmossphere, two by Nickel and two by Goon. Their play earned them the Lucky Duck Foot. Y2J got the Light 'Em Up Pepper for running over "The Wrong Computer For You" and Fragile at the same time. Fragile ended up with a bloody nose and a huge headache. Mixer Mixer had plenty of time in the pocket this game and was able to make some nice passes. This was a good start for the first Fourskins double header.

Game 4 (vs. Marauders)

Fourskins 58
Marauders 0

Lucky Duck Foot: Fourskins Secondary
Light 'Em Up Pepper: Ohhh Shit

Game Story

This wasn't really even a game. It might as well have been just the Fourskins on the field. Everything seemed to work for the 'Skins: corner blitzes, halfback passes, guard sweeps, running the Marauders' cornerbacks 15 yards out of bounds instead of blocking. Even Ohhh Shit picked off a pass and ran it in for a touchdown. The Fourskins finished with 5 picks for the second straight game, Ohhh Shit, Atmossphere, Nickel each had one and Goon finished with two for the second game in a row. The Fourskins actually had 60 points, but the crooked field caused one of the referees to miss a two point conversion call. So after two games on the day, The Fourskins scored a total of 106 points.

Game 5 (vs. Larrys)

Fourskins 6
Larrys 12

Lucky Duck Foot: The Kicking Tee
Light 'Em Up Pepper: The Endzone

Game Story

Eat me.

Game 6(vs. Dark Knights)

Fourskins 26
Dark Knights 24

Lucky Duck Foot: Atmossphere
Light 'Em Up Pepper: Sideass

Game Story

This game was ugly from the start, but the Fourskins got out to a good lead on a touchdown pass to DONgoracKEY and a nice two point conversion on a reverse to Atmossphere. Then Fragile made a one handed interception and brought it back for a touchdown to make the lead 14-0. Mixer Mixer threw 3 touchdown passes and Atmossphere caught 2, the offensive line played a good game by holding off the Dark Knights pass rush. There was constant fighting throughout the whole game, but in the end, the Fourskins "Shut up and play" mentality came out ahead.

Game 7(vs. Horny Lemurs)

Fourskins 34
Horny Lemurs 35

Lucky Duck Foot: Y2J
Light 'Em Up Pepper: Y2J

Game Story

This game was the complete opposite of the last time these two teams squared off. Instead of the 12-6 "Pitcher's duel" they had earlier in the season, this game was all offense. It started right away when Fragile took the first kickoff back 80 yards for a touchdown. The teams traded touchdowns throughout the first half. Mixer Mixer ran for 2 touchdowns in the first half and Y2J had one. The Fourskins lead by 8 points at halftime. The Horny Lemurs tied it up after a touchdown and two point conversion to start the second half. Fragile ran in a touchdown, but that was all the scoring for the 'Skins. Adam Hoffman had the game tying touchdown run and the one point conversion sealed the victory for the Lemurs. Nickel came up with a huge interception early in the second half, but the Fourskin offense was unable to capitalize on the turnover. The Fourskins drove down the field in the shortest 2 minutes and 40 seconds known to man, but came up short. Nickel did have a nice run that would have resulted in a touchdown if he had two flags on at the beginning of the play. The Fourskins finished the regular season at 5 and 2 and will play the Larrys in the first round of the playoffs.

Game 8 (vs. Horny Lemurs)

Fourskins 28
Horny Lemurs 20

Lucky Duck Foot: Mixer Mixer
Light 'Em Up Pepper: Nickel (for lighting himself up before the game)

Game Story

Everyone's favorite team lost in their first game of the 2000 playoffs. This ends the Fourskins dynasty. The Fourskins will always be remembered as the best team to never wear an intramural championship t-shirt. The 'Skins would like to thank all their fans and JJ's mom. It was a good run.