::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: Wow do you realize where we are at!!?

::The Enforcer:: Jim Hellwig: Yes, Spazz we are in the hometown of The Hot Rod Rowdy Roddy Piper!!

::The Seductive:: Daphne: (confused) Who's Rowdy Roddy Piper?

::The Enforcer:: Jim Hellwig: (shocked) What did you just say baby!!?

::The Seductive:: Daphne: Hey, give me a break. I don't know anything about this wrestling stuff. (she smiles) Think of me as a little wrestling virgin.

::The Enforcer:: Jim Hellwig: Yeah but baby he is legendary, haven't you paid any attention to this stuff with your sister so heavily involved in the business!!?

::The Seductive:: Daphne: No, the only thing I paid attention to was what she was doing.

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: (laughs) She's got ya there Jim!!

::The Enforcer:: Jim Hellwig: (smiles) Hey your supposed to be on my side Spazz!!

::The Seductive:: Daphne: Listen, you two can either fight over who's on who's side, or you can pop my little wrestling cherry and tell me who the hell Rowdy Roddy Piper is!

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: (looks at Breanna and smiles) You wanna school your big sister!?

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: Honey, when she gets talking about cherry poppin, I'm not going anywhere near it! (she laughs)

::The Enforcer:: Jim Hellwig: Wait a minute, You DO KNOW WHO Rowdy Roddy Piper is right?

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: Dude what the hell kind of a question is that!? Of course she knows who the hell The Hot Rod is!!

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: Hell yes I know who Piper is! It's Daphne who doesn't.

::The Enforcer:: Jim Hellwig: (chuckles) Prove it!! School your sister.

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: (crossing her arms across her chest) Like I have to listen to a word you say.

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: (nervously laughs) Jim she is kind of your boss, so yeah Technically you cant make her answer.

::The Enforcer:: Jim Hellwig: (smirks) Technically? Why only technically? See your beginning to doubt your girlfriend knows who Piper is too!!

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: Damn it Jim, grow up!! If she said she knows who he is then damn it she knows who he is, Daphne is your girlfriend so you tell her who the hell The Rowdy One is!!!

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: (looks at Daphne) At the rate this is going, these two could take a while arguing. Wanna go look around?

::The Seductive:: Daphne: That sounds like a good idea. Let's do, maybe somebody here can tell me who Piper is. I'm sure on of these Scottish men wound be more than willing to pop the cherry.

::The Enforcer:: Jim Hellwig: Hold on you, aint nobody poppin your cherry's but me!! Now get over here and give me a kiss!! I'll teach you who Piper is!! But for the record I believe I proved that Breanna doesn't know who he is either!!

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: You know what, you can stand there and think whatever you want to. But I do know who Piper is. I thought he was the shit when I was growing up. I would always take my dad's old leather coat and run around in the house in it pretending I was Piper. I had dresses, so the kilt was obviously no problem. (she smiles and laughs)

::The Seductive:: Daphne: (she gives Jim a kiss he is going to be thinking about all day) Where was I when this was going on?!

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: It's hard telling.

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: (laughs) HAHAHA I knew she knew it!! I should have bet you money jackass!! She's not my girl for nothing stooge!!

::The Enforcer:: Jim Hellwig: Who cares that was the best kiss I've ever had the pleasure of receiving!! May I get another baby!!

::The Seductive:: Daphne: No you may not. (she smiles) Not now anyway. Maybe later, when you just can't stand it anymore and absolutely have to have another one.

::The Enforcer:: Jim Hellwig: (begins to whine) Ohhh but that was like just as soon as the last one ended!!

::The Intercontinental Champion:: The Spazz: (laughs) Get a room you two!!

::The Seductive:: Daphne: (her face lights up) REALLY! You mean it!? (she laughs, grabbing Jim's hand) You heard him baby, let's go. You and me can have our own little one on one action all day, while these two piddle around!!!! (she just smiles and laughs)

::The Enforcer:: Jim Hellwig: (laughs) Well you have opened Pandora’s box Spazz, we'll call you later to give you the directions to the hotel we choose, we'll go a head and just order the two rooms now.

::The Seductive:: Daphne: (dragging Jim away) Darlin' stop your chatting, let's go. I've got some plans for you!

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: (laughs and waves) Have fun you two!!

[The two groups go their separate ways. The Spazz and Breanna begin a whole new conversation.]

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: (smiles) Look at this place Breanna!! It's beautiful, the whole country!!

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: Baby it really is amazing. It's absolutely gorgeous.

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: You know we got raises for becoming champions, and I'd never ask you to go in with me on this idea I'm having, but if you want to you can if not I'll do it myself, but call me crazy, I think I want to buy one of these Castles for a vacation house!!

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: Really! My God they're absolutely amazing, wow, it would be so cool to say that we have a castle! My dad always told me when I was little that I was the princess of the castle, meaning our house of course. But wow, to actually have a castle.....would just be amazing

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: Well you wouldn't be the princess of this castle!!

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: Why not? (she gets a sad look on her face)

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: Because (he kisses her) your gonna be too busy being it's Queen!!

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: (a huge smile crosses her face) You realize something baby, if we did buy a castle, it would be ours. It would be the first thing that we could actually call ours.

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: Huh! I never thought about it that way!! In that case what are we waiting for, it's time to go buy a castle!!

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: (she laughs at his enthusiasm) Are you sure? I mean it's kind of a big thing. You aren't like, I don't know, nervous or scared or anything?

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: Now why on earth would I be scared to buy a Castle? I've always dreamed of owning a castle and I couldn't think of a better person to share one with than you! (kisses her on the lips)

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: I don't know, because it's kind of a big deal. It kind of like cements us as a couple.

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: Hmmm seems to me like your the nervous one.

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: I'm nervous that you're nervous. I just don't want you to go and do this and then regret it tomorrow. I want us to own a castle. Hell I would settle for a shack. Your the first guy who's ever truly cared about me. I just want to make sure that doesn't change.

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: If you only knew the things I am thinking about for us!! Nothing will ever change the way I feel about you. I care about you more than myself. I mean I care more about you than some people in my own family. I love you and in the very near future some time after Wrestle Mania, whether he is World Champion or not I am going to free you from Kyle Keller and then we will be free to live together forever!! Here is my itinerary. First I beat Violator on Wednesday, then I go into Wrestle Mania and wipe the floor with Mike C then I demand a match with Kyle Keller in the event of me winning he must grant you a divorce and leave us alone. If he is still champion then I'll also take his title.

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: You would do that for me? Fight Kyle in order to get me my divorce?

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: Baby how else are we supposed to get married if you don't get divorced from that sleaze bag!!

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: (instantly stunned and nearly speechless) W...w....what did you just say?

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: (laughs) I would go to Mars and back if it meant getting you that divorce. Baby when people are in as much love as we are, they get married and have a family. Until we get you divorced we won't be able to do that. So I will beat that son of a bitch into a bloody pulp and get you divorced so that some day we can get married and live a happy peaceful life. (he hugs and kisses her)

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: Baby, I love you so much I could cry. I think I love you more right now than I ever have. (she smiles)

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: (chuckles) Awww come on baby don't cry, you know if you cry I'll start to cry and then we'll both be crying instead of buying our Castle!!

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: (she laughs) You are right. We need to be buying our castle. You know Daphne is going to be insanely jealous when I tell her I have a castle! (she smiles and laughs)

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: (laughs) You are too cute baby!! Jim is rolling in money and because he will be divorced after his oldest turns eighteen he won't be losing any of it, so if Daphne wants a castle I'm sure Jim can get her one too. However they won't have as nice a castle as yours!!

::Women’s Champion:: Breanna: (she smiles proud of herself) Damn right they won't. Our castle is going to be the best castle ever! No one will be able to top our castle.

::Intercontinental Champion:: Big Poppa Spazz: (laughs) Damn straight. Come on lets get down to the real estate place and go buy our castle!

[The scene ends with Big Poppa Spazz and The Sexxy Breanna walking into the real estate office to buy a castle as the camera fades to black.]