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And... *shivers* 'N Sync!
*Christine and Martina looks at each other, sighs*
Christine: Are you guys done yet?
Martina: Yeah... I HATE shopping.
Maria: Okay, would you two stop whining? There's a Backstreet Boys' corner in the shop on the other side of the street.
*Christine and Martina looks at each other, runs out of the store and over the street heading for the store with BSB-stuff*
Amanda: *looks at Maria* And the chance of getting them out of there is close to zero now...
Teresa: Don't worry, they'll come out... when they've bought the whole BSB-corner...
- 1 hour later -
*Martina and Christine are standing in the BSB-corner but can't really decide if they are going to take the white, red and blue BSB-pillows or the black, white and yellow ones*
Martina: *picks up a white, red and blue one* Howie looks better on this one...
Christine: But Nick looks better on this one.
Martina: Hmmm... *thinks for a while* We just have to buy both!
Christine: You are right, there's no other way... *picks up two sets of the black, white and yellow ones*
Martina: *picks up two sets of the white, red and blue set, stops*
Christine: What? *looks at Martina*
Martina: *drops the pillows*
Christine: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THOSE ARE SACRED STUFF!
Martina: *points at the door*
Christine: *turns around and looks at the doors, drops the pillows*
To their horror the five guys (?) standing there are... 'N SYNC!!!!!!!!
Christine and Martina: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*On the other side of the street by the counter*
Amanda: Isn't that Martina and Christine?
Maria: Yeah... but why are they screaming? *takes her bag and walks out and over to the other store followed by Amanda and Teresa*
Christine and Martina: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
'N Sync: ?
Martina: *throws herself under the BSB-pillows at the floor for protection*
Christine: *tries to find a place to hide*
Justin: *looks at Christine* A fan!
Christine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Amanda and Maria: *looks at Martina hiding under the pillows, Christine who's standing screaming in horror, then at the five guys* What?
Teresa: 'N Sync! *hugs Chris* I love you!
Christine: *faints*
Chris: *extremely surprised* I got a fan?
Amanda and Maria: *looks at each other, then at Teresa and Chris* Eeeehh...
Justin: *still completely convinced that Christine is a 'N Sync fan and tries to wake her up*
Martina: *shivers under the pillows, the presence of a 'N Sync member that's come with in a meter from her makes her terrified (who wouldn't?)*
J.C: *turns to Maria and Amanda* Are you guys all fans of us?
Amanda: Eeeeehhh...
Maria: I'm not... I... Eeehhh... I don't like that kind of music. *does her best not to hurt 'N Sync's feelings*
Amanda: *looks at poor Christine who's waking up* Christine! Don't look!
Christine: What? *opens her eyes, sees Justin smiling* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!*faints*
Justin: She really loves me! *smile*
Martina: *shivers*
Lance: *sees Martina hiding under the pillows, walks over and moves some of them*
Martina: *noticing that Lance can see her* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *pulls out a cross (no offence to Christians and so on, okay?)* Go away you unholy creature!!!!!!
Lance: ....?
Martina: *hits the cross a couple of times* Retreat you unholy beast!!!
Lance: ....?
Amanda: Eeeehh... her mother is a priest...
Lance: Oh...
Martina: Damnit! *throws away the cross, grabs a BSB-book* Go away! You impious thing!
Lance: *looks at Martina, then at Amanda* What is she doing?
Martina: Damnit! Not even the bible works! *takes a stronger hold on the BSB-book* DIE! *hits Lance in the head*
Lance: Ouch! *backs off*
Martina: *sighs, satisfied that her bible worked in driving away Lance from her and the holy BSB-corner*
Christine: *wakes up, sees Justin, screams, and faints again*
Justin: I love this fan!
Martina: *noticing that another member of 'N Stink, sorry 'N Sync, have come in the holy BSB-area* Depart you sinful monster! *hits Justin in the head with the BSB-book*
Justin: OUCH!
Martina: *hits Justin repeatedly in the head*
Justin: OUCH, OUCH, OUCH! *backs off from Christine, Martina and the BSB-corner*
Christine: *wakes up, notices that 'N Sync is on a safe distance and stands up*
Teresa: *hugs Chris very lovingly*
Chris: I got a fan!
*Martina and Christine looks at Teresa and Chris, shivers*
Christine: *looks at Amanda and Maria* DO SOMETHING!
Amanda and Maria: *looks at each other, pulls away Teresa from Chris*
Justin: *rubs the bump on his head* Well... um... I guess we gotta go then...
'N Sync: *walks out of the store very confused*
Chris: *happily* I got a fan!!
Lance: *mutters* Shut up.
- The next day -
*Maria, Christine, Amanda, Martina and Teresa is in an elevator in a mall, the elevator stops and...*
Justin: Look! It's the girls from the Popshop!
Martina and Christine: *realizes that they don't have any BSB-books with them* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teresa: *hugs Chris*
Lance: *hesitates in going in to the elevator while Martina is in it*
*'N Sync goes in to the elevator*
J.C: Isn't this weird? *looks at Amanda* We meet again!
Amanda: *nods*
Christine and Martina: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*elevator door closes before anyone can get out of there*
Joey: *looks at Christine* Hello there *smile*
Christine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Justin: Cut it out! She's my fan!
Christine and Martina: *tries to hide behind Amanda and Maria*
Amanda and Maria: *don't understand why their friends are so scared and moves away*
Martina: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Christine: *grabs the nacklace her boyfriend gave her* Save me, save me, save me, save me...
*Suddenly the elevator... STOPS!!!*
Christine and Martina: *looks at each other, realizes that they are stuck in an elevator with 'N Sync* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Martina: *falls down on her knees* Okay god, I believe in you, forget all the times I said you weren't real. TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE NOW!!!!!
Christine: *prays that her boyfriend will come and rescue her*
Joey: I think we are stuck...
Justin: Great! We are stuck in here with five pretty girls! And one of them is a fan of mine!
Chris: I got a fan! *hugs Teresa*
Teresa: *smiles*
J.C: *looks at Amanda* Well... we are stuck here so... why don't I tell you a little bit about myself.
Amanda: Eeeeehh...*hopes that the elevetor will start again, soon, VERY SOON*
Lance: Well... *turns to Maria* Will you tell me a little bit about you? Since we probably are going to be stuck here for a looooooong time, hopefully...
Maria: *realizes why Martina and Christine are so scared, but believes in being polite* Eeeehh, um... Sure...
Joey: Then it's only you and me left here, and I must say that you really are...
Martina: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *tries to strangle Joey*
*Everyone else ignores Martina's tries to kill Joey*
Justin: *sits down beside Christine who's still begging for her boyfriend to come and rescue her* So, now you can tell me all about why you love me.
Christine: *stops her praying, looks at Justin, and hisses* I got a boyfriend!
Justin: Oh *smiles* Sure if you want me to be your boyfriend, why not?
Christine: NOT YOU!!!!!!!
Justin: ?
Christine: *holds tight to her necklace*
Justin: *realizes what she means* Oh... What's his name?
Christine: Nicholas...
Justin: Haha! Just like that dork Nick in the Backstreet Boys!
Christine and Martina: *hears what Justin just called Nick*
Martina: *lets go of Justin (who was just a couple of seconds away from suffocating) and throws herself at Justin* DIE!!!!
Christine: *holds Justin while Martina hits him*
Joey: *gasps* Air! *faint*
Amanda and Maria; *looks at Joey, then at Martina, Christine and Justin, sighs*
Teresa: I love you!
Chirs: *smiles, hugs her (now ppl, you must realize that this is the closest he's ever got to a girl in his whole life, he don't realize that there might be a reason why...)* I love you!
Lance and J.C: *realizes that Justin is about to get abused to death* IIIIIKKK!!!!! Without him we don't have a Nick-clone! *pulls away Martina and Christine*
Martina: *kicks Lance's girly ass*
Lance: Ouch... *faints*
J.C: *badly abused by Christine, begging for mercy* Please stop!
Christine: DIE YOU NAUSEOUS BACKSTREET-CLONE!!!!!!!
J.C: I'm sorry! *tries to get away from her, but since they are trapped in an elevator, there's nowhere to run*
Martina: *hits Lance one last time*
J.C: *realizes that a confession is the only way out of getting killed* We are bad Backstreet Boys-clones! Don't kill me!
Christine: *stops hitting him*
J.C: *sighs of relief*
Joey and Lance: *slowly wakes up again*
Justin: J.C.! We aren't aloud to say that!!!
Christine and Martina: *gives Justin a killing look*
Justin: *realizes that they are going to kick his ass again* It's true, it's true!
Chris: *looks at the other 'N Sync members* I got a fan!
Justin: How nice for you...
J.C: I got a billion bruises...
Joey: I can breath!
Lance: *tries to get up, falls down and hits his head, faints*
- 1 hour later -
[Note: Imagine that ppl, 1 hour, trapped in an elevator, with... 'N SYNC!!!!!!! You are scared now, aren't you? (and if you're not you haven't pictured yourself in that situation...)]
While majority of 'N Sync is sitting in one corner, scared to death that Martina and Christine will hit them again, Chris is in another corner, with Teresa. Amanda and Maria are sitting in another corner, trying to forget that they are stuck there together with 'N Sync. Martina is watching 'N Sync's every move, and from time to time goes over and hits one of them for just being a member of 'N Sync. Christine is sitting in another corner, playing Tetris on her Game Boy, but...
Christine: NO!!!!!!!
Martina: *punches J.C. in the stomach just because he's who he is*
J.C: *tries to get further back but Justin who's sitting there makes it impossible*
Maria: What happened?
Christine: *turns of the Game Boy* I'm out of batteries... *looks at the others* Do you have batteries?
'N Sync: *shakes their heads and crawl up in little balls cause they are scared that Christine will hit them cause they don't have any batteries*
Christine: *curses for about 5 minutes, non-stop*
Justin: Don't hit me!
Christine: *gives Justin an angry look, after all, they had warned them not to open their mouths, and... hits him*
Justin: OUCH! *hides behind J.C. and Lance*
A person outside the door: HELLO? Is there anyone in there?
Everyone inside the elevator: YES!!!!!
Christine: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!
The person outsie the door: Calm down Miss... we'll get you out in five hours tops...
Christine: We are stuck here with 'N Sync!!!!
The person outsie the door: Oh my god! Hang on there! We'll get you out of there as soon as we can!
Martina: For how long are we going to be here?
The person outsie the door: We'll try to push it down, since you after all got such a crappy band in there, so maximum four hours.
Christine: I WANT OUT OF HERE!!!! NOW!!!!!! I WANT MY BOYFRIEND HERE NOW!!!!!!!
The person outsie the door: I'm afraid I can't do that...
Christine: EITHER GET MY BOYFRIEND HERE OR GET ME OUT OF HERE, NOW!!!!!!
The person outsie the door: We are going our best... Are the five... eeehh... things alive?
Martina: Unfortunately...
The person outsie the door: We will definitely try to get you out of there as soon as possible... but what ever you do...
Maria: What?
The person outsie the door: Don't jump or anything like that. It can cause the elevator to fall... and you are between 7th and 8th floor...
Amanda: WHAT?!
The person outsie the door: I said, don't jump or...
Martina: WE HEARD THAT BUT WE ARE STUCK IN HERE WITH 'N SYNC!!!!! GET US OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!
The person outsie the door: I'm sorry, but there's a pregnant woman in another elevator, that goes first, how terrible it might sound...
Christine: HOW DO YOU KNOW NONE OF US ARE PREGNANT!!!!!
Teresa: Yeah, we are stuck here with five guys and all!
The person outsie the door: No, you are stuck there with 'N Sync, there's no reason to be afraid that any of you are going to get pregnant in there... cause they are the only... um... guys there right?
Martina: I AM PREGNANT!!!!!!!
The person outsie the door: What?
*Everyone stares at Martina*
Martina: *shrugs her shoulders* He can't tell...
The person outsie the door: I heard that!
Martina: Ups...
The person outsie the door: How many are you in there?
Amanda: Five girls and 'N Sync...
The person outsie the door: You are only aloud to be 8 people in an elevator!
Everyone: Ups...
Christine: GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!! AND GET MY BOYFRIEND HERE TOO!!!!!!
The person outsie the door: I'm sorry girls, all ten of you, but a pregnant lady comes first, try to hold on, and whatever you do, don't jump around... *leaves*
Martina: Hello?
*complete silence*
Martina: GET BACK HERE!!!!!! *starts hitting on the door* I WANT OUT OF HERE!!!!! *jumps*
Lance, Justin, J.C. and Joey: DON'T JUMP!!!!! *hurries over to stop her, J.C. falls over Lance and hits his head in the door*
Justin: J.C.! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!
J.C. and Lance: *unconscious*
Maria: *looks at Amanda* At least they won't bug us anymore...
Amanda: *nods*
Christine: *gives Justin an angry look* Didn't we tell you to SHUT UP!!!!
Justin: I don't wanna be quiet anymore! We are going to die!
Martina: *hisses* And you are going to die a very painful death!
Justin: We are all gonna crash down and die! It's not fair! No one will miss us!
Amanda: Speak for yourself.
Justin: *ignores Amanda* We are going to die!! We are going to crash down 7 floors and die!
Martina: Right now that's my second wish, the first is... TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!!!!
Justin: I'm going to die! It's not fair!
Christine: Why couldn't we be stuck here with the Backstreet Boys? They wouldn't whine all the time! And I guarantee that we'd get out faster.
Martina: And you'd have some fun with Nick wouldn't you?
Christine: Well... never say never... *smirk*
Joey: Didn't you have a boyfriend?
Christine: Yeah.
Justin: That's cheating!
Christine: Making out with your boyfriend isn't cheating stupid!
[Note: And there's the proof that this is MY story...]
Justin: You are Nick Carter's girlfriend? *stares at her* I'm stuck in an elevator with Nick's girlfriend! I'll get my revenge at him for being much better at being him than I am! *gets up and is just about to grab Christine's arm when...*
Christine: TOUCH ME AND DIE!
Justin: *hesitates for a second* Um...
Christine: *knocks Justin down as soon as he touches her arm, and hisses* I warned you!
Martina: Right... *looks at Joey who is brave enough to stand a meter away from her* Joey...
Joey: Yes? *smile*
Martina: DIE!!!!! *attacs Joey again*
Chris: I got a fan!
Teresa: *starting to get tired of him repeating that sentience all the time* Right...*starts wishing that he'll turn in to a single Brian from the Backstreet Boys instead*
A person outside the door: Hello? Are you guys okay?
Maria: *looks at 'N Sync, Teresa and Martina* Some of us...
The person outside the door: We wonder if you want some music while you are waiting...
Amanda: YES!!!!!!!!
The person outside the door: Okay, it will come soon, bye, bye then.
'N Sync: *wakes up by the words bye, bye* Isn't that? *looks at each other* It is! *starts 'singing' "Bye, bye, bye"*
Teresa: *sighs happily*
Martina and Christine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Amanda and Maria: Oh no... not that crappy song...
- About 4 minutes of torture later -
Martina and Christine: *looks at each other and then at 'N Sync* DIE!!!!!!
'N Sync: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *tries to hide but they are in an elevator, there is nowhere to hide...*
Amanda, Maria and Teresa: *looks at the whole circus from a corner, quietly, while the music starts to play*
Martina: *keeps hitting Joey, even though he is unconscious, again*
Christina: *hits Justin with her Game Boy, really hard... to "Larger than life" that's playing*
A person outside the door: What are you doing in there?
Maria: Nothing special... really...
The person outside the door: Um... okay, but remember, do NOT jump in the elevator, it can cause it to fall.
Amanda: *looks at Maria and Teresa, then at Martina and Christina who's banging Lance's head to the wall* We're not jumping... we are just fighting...
The person outside the door: That might not be so good either... Anyway, is there a Christine in here?
Christine: *lets go of Lance who falls down at the floor* I'm here.
The person outside the door: Oh, great it's you... Well, your boyfriend is here.
Christine: Nick?! *hurries over to the door* NICK!!!!!!!
Nick: Yeah?
Christine: Maria, Amanda, Teresa, Martina and me are stuck in here, with 'N Sync!
Nick: Oh my god! Don't worry, we'll get you out of there! *turns to the person next to him* DO SOMETHING!!!! MY GIRLFRIEND IS STUCK IN THERE WITH 'N SYNC!!!!! SAVE HER!!!!!!
The person outside the door: We are opening another elevator right now and...
Nick: I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!! MY GIRLFRIEND HATES 'N SYNC!!!!!!
The person outside the door: Who doesn't? *sigh* What makes it so much worse for your girlfriend being there than...
Nick: I'm Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys! Justin is in there! If he does anything I swear...
The person outside the door: Oh, now I really understand your problem... *turns to the elevator door* Can you hear me?
Amanda: Yeah.
Nick: CHRISTINE????!!!!!
Christine: I'm here.
The person outside the door: Is there any risk that any of the... um... well, I'll call them boys anyway, will hurt you?
Christine: *looks at 'N Sync*
Justin is unconscious after being repeatedly beaten in the head with a Game Boy, Lance is on the floor, unable to move, J.C. and Joey are trying to hide in a corner and Martina is trying to strangle Chris.
Christine: Not really...
Nick: JUSTIN?
Christine: He's kind off... out...
Nick: He is?
Christine: I kind off kicked his sorry ass...
Nick: Okay *sigh of relief, turns to the person next to him* Get them out of there before he wakes up.
The person outside the door: We'll do our best...
- 1 hour later -
After talking to Nick for an hour Christine and the others are calm again, and when the door open they can see their rescue... just one problem...
Lance and Justin: *wakes up*
Martina: *mutters* Shit...
Nick: *sees Justin waking up*
Justin: *looks up, sees Nick* Um... oh... eeeeh... Nick?
Nick: *gives Justin a killing look* Just wait...
Justin: IIIIIKKK!!!! I didn't touch her! I swear!!!!
Nick: *pulls out Amanda*
Amanda: Thanks.
And after Nick have pulled out all the girls (no, not 'N Sync, do you really think he'd do that?) he takes a step back.
J.C: Aren't you going to help us up? *looks at Nick even though he knows the answer*
Nick: No.
Joey: But we can't get out unless someone helps us!
Lance: *for the first time in his life; gets an idea* Yes we can! We'll just help each other up!
Justin: Great idea! Me first!
Joey: Sure Justin... *lets Justin go to the door*
Justin: *jumps, jumps again* I can't reach up to the edge!
Joey: Awww... poor you... Help me up.
Justin: But...
Joey: Just do it!
Justin: Okay... *helps Joey up*
Nick: *pushes Joey down*
'N Sync: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
[Note: Remember his name IS Joey Fat one... sorry Fatone...]
Joey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *hits the elevator-floor, it shakes and... FALLS!!!!!!!*
'N Sync: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
And when the elevator hit the bottom of the building 'N Sync died.
A happy ending!!!!