Character list:
Maddy, Maddy's boss, some Backstreet-fanatics, some guys, some teenyboppers, some security guards, 'NSync and Britney Spears.
Fortunately our beloved band Gods-gift-to-women-Boys (AKA Backstreet Boys) are in this story too.
Interview and concert
The boss on the magazine where Maddy works: *looks at Maddy a bit angry* You were sent to do a Backstreet Boys interview, this isn't the Backstreet Boys! Anyone can tell that!
Maddy: I know! I'm sorry! I couldn't find the Backstreet Boys!
Boss: *angry tone* You were supposed to go in to room 4 and interview the Backstreet Boys that were waiting, how hard could that have been?
Maddy: First of all, there were no numbers, second of all Backstreet Boys weren't there!
Boss: They were there, otherwise we would have been told differently.
Maddy: Okay, let me tell you how it went then...
Boss: This will be interesting...
--- Flashback ---
Maddy: I'm looking for room 4...
Man: You are here to interview someone, right?
Maddy: Yes, the Backs...
Man: *interrupts Maddy* Second floor...
Maddy: Thank you... *goes over to the elevators*
Maddy presses the button and waits.
Man: The elevator doesn't work, use the stairs...
Maddy: *sigh* Okay, thank you... *walks up the stairs*
When Maddy gets up to the second floor she sees that the doors doesn't have any numbers on.
Maddy: Crap! *opens the second door hoping that it will be number 4*
Britney Spears: *happy voice* Hi! Are you the one who's going to interview me?
Maddy: *hurries to close the door* Oh my god... *walks over to the other door and opens it*
Five: *looks surprised at her*
Scott: *looks at the interviewer and then at Maddy* Are you here to interview us too?
Maddy: I'm sorry... where's room number 4?
Rich: On the other side of the hallway.
Maddy: Thank you *closes the door and goes over to the other door*
Maddy quickly looks in, sees five guys in there and steps in and closes the door.
Maddy: This is room 4, right?
Chris: Yes it is.
Maddy: *freezes* Um... what's wrong with your voice? *looks at them and realizes that it's 'NSync and not the Backstreet Boys that's sitting there* Oh my god...
Justin: *smile* Our first interview!
Maddy: Eeeeehhh... is this room 4?
J.C: *nods*
Maddy: Where's the Backstreet Boys? *looks at each 'NSync member*
'NSync: *tries to look as innocent as possible*
BSB: *tied up in the closet, sleeping after 'NSync walked in to the room, cause... um... well, they 'NStink*
Howie: *Snooooooooooooooooooore*
A.J: *in his sleep* Shut up Howie...
Howie: *asleep* Sorry... *snoooooooooooore*
BSB: *still asleep* HOWIE!
Howie: Sorry... *wakes up* Um... *looks around* Hey! Where are we? *wink*
BSB: *sleeping*
Howie: Okay, never mind... *goes back to sleep*
Maddy: Eeeeeehhhh... What's that sound coming from the closet?
'NSync: NOTHING!!!
Joey: But didn't we put the Ba...
Chris: Shut up! *hurries to press a donut down Joey's throat before he says something more*
Maddy: Okay... *carefully sits down since she know it's better to have an 'NSync interview thatn no interview* Can we start then?
'NSync: *nods enthusiastic*
Maddy: Um... *sighs* Chris... do you think it's weird that you're 27 and your best friend is 18?
Chris: Um... what? No...
Maddy: Okay... Chris, again, how does it feel to look in the audience and know that about 80% of your *cough* fans could be your kids?
Chris: Um... eeeeehhh...
Joey: Some of them are!
Justin: Sssssch! *hands Joey a pizza*
Joey: Food! All right!
Maddy: Eeeeeehhh... And you are sure that BSB haven't...?
J.C: Nope.
Maddy: Great... *looks at Lance* What are you doing?
Lance: *looks up from his compact mirror* What? Me? I'm just... teehee... checking my makeup.
Maddy: That's great...
J.C: I wanna sleeeeeeeeep!
Maddy: No, we are doing and interview.
J.C: Just a little nap?
Maddy: *irritated* Naptime isn't acceptable after age 9!
J.C: *blinks surprised* But... *pulls out his pillow*
Maddy: No! *takes his pillow* Sleep later, we are doing an interview!
J.C: *does his best not to burst into tears* My... my pillow!
Lance: *stops correcting his makeup* You better give it back to him *looks in the mirror again* He'll start crying otherwise...
Maddy: *mutters* Fine *hands J.C. his pillow again*
J.C: Pillow! *hugs his pillow very lovingly*
Maddy: How old are you anyway?
J.C: 23 *hugs his pillow again*
Lance: More like 75...
Maddy: Okay... Do you guys have any pets?
Justin: Yeah! We got a dawg...
Maddy: A what?
Justin: A dawg.
Maddy: *looks at Justin for a while*
Justin: Dawg, a dawg!
Maddy: Can you speak like normal people?
Justin: I do! A dawg!
Joey: *just finished the pizza* He means dog.
Lance: Yeah, Chris you know...
Maddy: Oh... *looks at Chris who doesn't seem to be offended at all* So... Chris, where were you born?
Chris: San Diego Zoo.
Maddy: San Diego Zoo?
Chris: *nods*
Lance: The zookeepers were thrilled...
Maddy: *looks at Lance who's gone back to *cough* his makeup then at Chris* Okaaaaaayyy... Do you got any siblings?
Chris: *shakes his head* Not any real.
Maddy: Adopted?
Chris: I'm adopted.
Maddy: Oh, how many sibling do you got, in the family that you live in that is...
Chris: Four sisters.
Lance: They were forced to live in the same house, they wanted to move.
Maddy: Okay... *cough* Well then... Can you guys tell me what you used to work as before 'NSuck... I mean... 'NStink... or no...
Justin: 'NSync.
Maddy: Yeah. That's what I mean. Well?
Chris: I was a scarecrow...
Maddy: So you played in the Wizard of Oz?
Chris: No.
Maddy: Oh... um... Justin?
Justin: I be on da Mickey Mouse Club fo two years...
Maddy: Oh... *waits for something more but it never comes* I saw that... But you were white then, when did you change? *smirk*
Justin: I be black...
Maddy: *sighs* Okay, J.C.?
J.C: What?
Maddy: What did you work with befoe 'N... this group?
J.C: Mickey Mouse Club too, for 3-4 years... can't really remember though...
Maddy: Oh well... Lance?
Lance: PooFoo.
Maddy: What?
Lance: PooFoo *start correcting his makeup again*
Maddy: Okay... Joey?
Joey: Um... I used to work at DisneyWorld, and as a movie extra... and pimping Britney of course...
Maddy: Joey?
Joey: Yeah?
Maddy: In most states prostitution is illegal, so is pimping.
Joey: Oh... eeeeehh... It is? Oh... well, um... But my girlfriends then?
Maddy: What?
Justin: His ho's!
Lance: Teenyboppers...
Maddy: What?! *stares at Joey*
Joey: *blank face*
Maddy: You're 23?
Joey: *nods*
Maddy: In most states 23 and say... 15 is also illegal...
Joey: But... how about 23 and 13 or 14?
Maddy: That's illegal too.
Joey: *blinks and looks at Chris*
Chris: She's probably right.
Joey: *curses*
Maddy: Well... when did you guys decide to copy BSB again?
'NSync: *looks around in the room, trying to look innocent again*
Maddy: Hrm... If you were Spice Girls who would you be?
Justin: I'd be Curly Spice!
Lance: Joey would be Pedophile Spice *looks in the compact mirror and smiles satisfied with the result* And J.C. would be Sleepy Spice, or maybe Boring Spice.
Joey: Well you'd be Albino Spice!
Lance: *ignores him* And of course Chris would be Mutant Spice.
Chris: No, Lance would be Troll Spice!
Lance: *very upset* I'm NOT a troll!
Chris: You ARE!
Lance: I'm not! Just play with Bounce instead?
Maddy: Bounce?
Justin: That be me.
Maddy: I know I'll regret this but... why?
Chris: Crack head and him...
J.C: I didn't name him! It was Joey! *looks at Maddy* And I don't do drugs!
Joey: Well...
Maddy: If I may ask, why?
'NSync: *like it's the most obvious thing in the world* His bed skills.
Maddy: Well... that was... interesting... I have to leave now though... *gets up*
Chris: Troll.
Lance: I'm not a troll! Cuz I'm from Mississippi!
Maddy: What does that got to do with it?
Lance: *upset* I'm from Mississippi!!
Joey: Okay Albino Spice *turns to Maddy* This is a bet. Superman is real, right?
Maddy: What?
J.C: I keep telling him that he isn't but he doesn't believe me *rolls his eyes*
Joey: *even more upset than Lance* SUPERMAN IS REAL!!!!
Maddy: Actually Joey... he isn't...
Joey: *stares at her*
Maddy: Sorry...
Joey: YOU'RE LYING!!! SUPERMAN IS REAL!!!!!!
Maddy: Well, I'll be leaving now... *hurries out of the room*
--- Back in reality ---
Boss: *looks at Maddy* Okay, but to make up for this you have to go to the concert tonight, and I want a review...
Maddy: Of course.
--- Later ---
Maddy: *looks around* Okay... it's just another concert, I'll live...
Teenybopper #1: Oh my god! The Backstreet Boys are coming soon!
Teenyboppers: *starts screaming hysterically*
Maddy: *thinks for a while* Isn't this an 'NSync concert?
Teenybopper #2: 'NSync? *thinks* No, it's the Backstreet Boys...
Maddy: *relieved* Thank god... *looks around*
Backstreet-fanatic #1: *holds up a sigh*
Maddy: *taps her on the shoulder* They haven't started yet...
Backstreet-fanatic #1: I know...
Maddy: But...
Backstreet-fanatic #1: *from the top of her lungs* KEEP IT ON!!!!
Teenyboppers: *surprised look all over their faces*
Maddy: *starts taking notes*
Backstreet-fanatic #1: DEATH TO 'NSTINK!!!!!!!!
Half of all the teenyboppers: 'NSync?????? *starts crying hysterically and leaves*
The rest of the teenyboppers: ... *looks at each other confused*
Maddy: *confused* What's going on?
Backstreet-fanatic #2: *to her male friends* And Lance is...
Guy #1: A girl?
Backstreet-fanatic #2: Exactly! And what do we do when he... I mean she comes on? *starts walking against the stage*
Guy #1: *walks with Backstreet-fanatic #2 and keeps talking to her followed by three other guys*
Maddy: Eeeeeehhh... *looks around*
Woman #1: *tries to keep order at her two toddlers*
Woman #2: *to woman #1* It's okay, he's here... and we'll get him, you know we will...
Woman #1: *nods relieved by the thought*
Teenybopper #3: *to Maddy* Have you seen Chris?
Maddy: *shakes her head*
Backstreet-fanatic #1: *still yelling* DEATH TO 'NSYNC!!!!!!
*the light goes out*
Backstreet-fanatics: *in horror* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Maddy: *keeps taking notes*
*the music of "Tearing up my heart" starts and 'NSync comes out on stage*
Half of the Backstreet-fanatics: *runs out of the building screaming in horror*
'NSync: *realizes that about 3/4 of the audience already left*
The other Backstreet-fanatics: *cover their ears and puts on sunglasses so the self-glowing albino on stage, also known as Lance, won't blind them*
'NSync: *starts 'singing'*
Teenybopper #2: *to teenybopper #1* But... this isn't the Backstreet Boys...
Teenybopper #1: *nods and takes her friend with her and hurries away from there*
Backstreet-fanatic #3: *holds up a sign with a big picture of the Backstreet Boys and starts yelling out loud and clear* BACKSTREET BOYS WOULD NEVER HAND OUT WITH BRITNEY!!!!!!
Chris: *taps Justin on the shoulder*
Justin: *stops* What?
Chris: She's yelling something about your ho...
Justin: Britney? What? Where?????
Chris: There *points* the girl with the BSB sign...
Justin: *hopeful* Do ya think she be here?
Chris: *shrugs his shoulders*
Backstreet-fanatic #4: CHRIS!
Chris: *turns to where he heard someone yelling his name*
Backstreet-fanatic #4: WHERE DID YOUR SKUNK GO?
'NSync: *realizes that this concert will end like most of their concerts*
Guy #1: *to Backstreet-fanatic #2* Now?
Backstreet-fanatic #2: *nods* Now.
Guy #1: HEY LANCE!
Lance: *turns around with a smile*
Maddy: *looks surprised at the four guys when they start yelling how nice Lance looks, but keeps taking notes*
*a yell whistle breaks through the air and completely disturbs the whole rhythm of the concert*
Backstreet-fanatic #1: *keeps on blowing in it non-stop*
Backstreet-fanatic #2: *smirks as Lance tries to explain for her four friends that *cough* he isn't a girl*
Guy #2: *turns to Backstreet-fanatic #2 a bit insecure*
Backstreet-fanatic #2: Don't let her fool you!!!!!!
Guy #2: *looks confused at his friend and then at Lance, but goes back to complimenting Lance for her 'lovely' appearance*
Backstreet-fanatic #2: *smirks and turns to teenybopper #4 and #5* I can get you backstage...
Teenybopper #4: *stares in amazement at Backstreet-fanatic #2*
Teenybopper #5: I'll do anything!
Backstreet-fanatic #2: Good... it will cost you 75 dollars...
Teenybopper #4: *hurries to pay Backstreet-fanatic #2*
Maddy: *looks confused around as Backstreet-fanatic #3 starts flirting with a security guard*
Woman #1: *carrying her two toddlers* JOEY!
Joey: *freezes completely*
Woman #1: YOU LYING BASTARD!
Woman #2: *smirks satisfied when she sees Joey's face*
Everyone: *stares at woman #1*
Joey: Um... not here...
Woman #1: YES HERE! YOU SAID YOU'D COME HOME LAST NIGHT!!
Woman #2: *loud* That's no way to treat the woman who gave birth to your children Joey.
Teenybopper #4: OMG! *looks at her friend teenybopper #5*
Teenybopper #5: *to teenybopper #4* I don't know... we can ask them back stage...
Teenybopper #4: *nods in agreement*
Backstreet-fanatic #3 and #4: KEEP THE BACKSTREET PRIDE ALIVE!!!!!!!!! *starts singing "As long as you love me"*
Maddy: *looks at the security guards that totally ignores the chaos* Great... just another concert... *mutters* my ass... *looks at teenybopper #3 who's got up on stage*
Teenybopper #3: WHERE'S MY CHILD SUPPORT CHECK CHRIS?!
Chris: *becomes completely pail*
'NSync: *turns around and looks at Chris*
Teenybopper #5: WHAT?!
Teenybopper #4: IS IT TRUE???
Chris: *does his best to look innocent*
J.C: Eeeeehh... we got a concert here...
Backstreet-fanatic #3 and 4: *stops singing*
Backstreet-fanatic #4: IS IT? *evil smirk*
Chris: *squirms around for a while and looks at teenybopper #3 then at Joey* Well at least I'm not the one who's married and sleeping around!!!!!!
Woman #1: WHAT?!
Joey: Eeeeehh... honey...
Teenyboppers: *starts crying*
J.C: I'M STILL SINGLE!!!!!
Justin: So am I!!!! I'm da cute 'NSyncer!!!! [*cough, cough*]
Chris: *desperate for being forgotten right now* NO YOU'RE NOT! YOU GOT BRITNEY!!
Teenybopper #3: *punshes Chris out*
Teenyboppers: *stares in horror at Justin while woman #1 keeps yelling at Joey*
J.C: I'M SINGLE!!!!
Teenyboppers: *stares at Justin*
J.C: I'M FREE!!!! HELLO!
Justin: *tries to find something to say*
Backstreet-fanatic #1: *walks up on stage and picks up a mirror and holds it in front of Justin*
Teenyboppers: ???????
Maddy: ???????????
Backstreet-fanatic #1: *serious tone* This is you, you are white. Get over it.
Justin: No da was...
Backstreet-fanatic #1: *interrupts Justin* I'm sorry, but this is you. This is how you really look. I'm really, really sorry, but this is really how you look.
Justin: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *runs away crying*
Backstreet-fanatic #1: *smirks satisfied*
J.C: I'M SINGLE! I'M FREE!!!
Maddy: *looks around, really confused*
At this time it's a complete chaos, the 30 teenyboppers that's actually still there is either crying or just mainly confused. Joey is being dragged away by woman #1, while woman #2 is trying to keep order of the two toddlers, Chris is still unconscious. Lance is doing his best to convince the four guys that *cough* he isn't a girl, Justin is crying in a corner with Britney Spears as his only company, J.C. is trying to convince the teenyboppers that he is free, but no one pays any attention to him. During all this the Backstreet-fanatics are happy to see that they succeeded ruining the 'NSync concert that they sneaked in to [What? You think that they paid to see 'NStink?]
Maddy: *sighs and writes it all down* I'm so gonna get fired after this... *sighs*
J.C: I AM SINGLE!!! ANYONE WHO WANNA... *gives up* Fine... *sighs* I'll just go and buy some more crack...
Teenyboppers: *stares at J.C. since the last sentience echoed so nicely all over the arena*
J.C: AND I'M SINGLE!!!
Teenyboppers: *ignores him again*
Britney: *to Justin* Justin? *giggle* Are you okay? *giggle*
Justin: *sobs* Am I... white?
Britney: Teehee.
Justin: *cries* I am, aren't I?
Britney: But why *giggle* do you talk *giggle* like that? *giggle*
Justin: *sobs* Nobody loves me! *cries hysterically* [Yes, he finally realized that...]
Britney: *giggle* I do *giggle*
Justin: And that leaves me with what? *cries some more*
Britney: *giggle* ... *tries to think* ... *fails* ... *giggle*
Justin: *looks at her and realizes that Britney really does have air in her head*
Britney: Do I *giggle* look like Jennifer Aniston? *giggle*
Justin: No *starts crying again*
Britney: *stops giggling* ... *disappointed look all over her face* No? *confused* What does that mean?
Justin: *cries even more*
Britney: *tries to think again* ... I wish you were my cousin *giggle*
Justin: *looks surprised at her*
Britney: *giggle*
Justin: *starts sobbing again*
Britney: *pokes Justin in the side* I was born to make you happy *giggle*
Justin: *looks at her*
Britney: *giggle*
Justin: *blinks*
Britney: Teehee *gives him a fake smile*
Justin: *cries*
Britney: Why are you *giggle* crying?
Justin: *looks at her* I'm actually white!
Britney: But... *tries to think, again* ... *fails, again* You were so cool on Mickey Mouse Club! *giggle*
Justin: *blinks*
Britney: *giggle* What's your *giggle* natural hair color? Teehee *smiles*
Justin: *starts crying again*
Backstreet-fanatic #1: *sees Britney* AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! SHE INSULTED BSB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The other Backstreet-fanatics: *looks at Backstreet-fanatic #1 and then sees Britney* DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Maddy: Um... *tries to find any security guards but they are long gone* Girls... *realizes that it's too late, both Britney Spears and Justin is dead after the angry BSB-fanatics decided to kill the evil bitch that used to talk bad about their five angels* Oh... *sighs* never mind...
And there it ends, I'm letting the other 4 live, so you 'NSync-fans (if there are any) you just have to be a bit nice to me now...