Characters: 'NSuck (sorry, 'NSync), Bitchney Queers (that was suppose to say Britney Spears), The Perfect Angels (BSB, who else?), cousin It's three younger brothers (Hanson), three aliens in a spaceship and a mall surrounded by security guards and BSB-fans.
*BSB walks into the closed mall with screaming fans outside*
A.J: It's amazing that the security guards can keep the fans away...
Kevin: It really is, and my caterpillars are okay and...
Howie: You really should get rid of them...
A.J., Brian and Nick: *stares at Kevin, fearing that he'll kill Howie*
Kevin: WHAT?! *upset* How can you even say something like that about my pet caterpillars????
Howie: Well I'm sorry...
Brian: He didn't mean it! He really loves your caterpillars!!
Nick: *nods*
A.J: Exactly!
Kevin: *calms down*
--- At the same time ---
Chris: We are in! We are alive!
Joey: *annoyed* We know! *looks around* Are there any food here????
J.C: Eat? Again? It was like five minutes ago!
Joey: So? *looks at J.C.*
J.C: *mutters* Nothing...
Justin: I swear there's something following us...
Lance: *under a blanket, which mellows the bright light he gives out* I think it was a girl.
Justin: Really????? *smiles*
Lance: *nods*
Joey: FOOD!!!!!!! I need food now!!! *looks at the others*
Chris: Feed him! Or he'll try to eat me again!!! *shows the bite-marks he got on his arms* He ate my hair that time on the bus cause he thought it was candy!! *remembers the incident in horror*
[Note: This is my theory why he doesn't got that black/white mop on his head anymore...]
J.C: I'm sure there's a section with food here Joey, don't worry about it, we'll find it...
Joey: *grabs Chris in the neck* Find food!
Chris: *upset* I'm not a dog!
Joey: *looks at Chris very irritated* Find food now!! *shakes Chris*
Chris: GUYS! Help me!! *squirms around, trying to get loose from Joey's grip* He thinks I can smell food!!!
Justin: *talking loud to himself* There's a candy shop over here...
Joey: *drops Chris and runs over, into the store, pushing Justin aside*
Justin: *hits the wall and falls down on the floor* *gets up* *mutters a few curses*
Chris: *looks at the others that didn't even care about him* Thank you so much!
J.C: Well you could easily be replaced, you know that don't you?
Chris: *mutters* You only tell me that at least ten times a day...
--- At the same time in a spaceship above the mall ---
Alien #1: They are in.
Alien #2: All of them?
Alien #1: Yes all of them!
Alien #3: Shall we?
Alien #1: Go ahead...
--- In the mall ---
[Note: This is how it goes Who the person really is/The body he or she is in, okay?]
Kevin/Joey: *blinks* 'NSYNC, BRITNEY SPEARS?! *stares at Justin, Chris, Britney and Lance (in horror)*
Justin, Chris, Britney and Lance: *turns around and looks at him* *terrified* Where? JOEY!!!!!
Kevin/Joey: Where?! *turns around but can't see Joey anywhere*
Justin: You! *points at him*
Kevin/Joey: (who's never been so insulted in his whole life) WHAT?! I need a mirror!
Britney: We don't got any... wow! Handy... *hands him a compact mirror* *surprised* Oh! Look, I got boobs! *confused* What's happen??????
Kevin/Joey: You are Britney Spears... you... *looks into the mirror* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'm a freak!!!!!
Chris: Well you are Joey after all... this can't be such a surprise to you after all...
Kevin/Joey: I'm not Joey I tell you! I'm Kevin Richardson, of the Backstreet Boys!!! Where's my body??????
Justin, Chris, Britney and Lance: *shakes their heads in disbelief*
Kevin/Joey: *hysterical* Where's my caterpillars??????????????
Justin, Chris, Britney and Lance: KEVIN?! What's happen to you???????
Kevin/Joey: I look like Joey!!!!!! *cries* Where's my caterpillars? I have to find them!!
Justin: *looks at the others*
Britney: I got boobs! *starts laughing manically*
Chris: *stares at her* A.J.?
A.J./Britney: Yeah? *looks at him*
Chris: Is that you A.J.??????
A.J./Britney: Yeah, and I got boobs!!
Chris: Who am I? *looks at the others*
Lance: A monkey...
Chris: WHAT?!
A.J./Britney: Yeah... Chris...
Brian/Chris: I'm not Chris! I'm Brian!!! What's happen?!
Kevin/Joey: My caterpillars are goooooooooooooone!!!!!!! *throws himself at the floor and starts searching*
Brian/Chris: *takes the compact mirror Kevin/Joey dropped when he started crying over his missing caterpillars* Let me see... *looks in it, and causes it to crack a little* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I'm a monkey!!!!!!!!
Justin: I told you...
Brian/Chris: Well look at yourself then!
Justin: Okay... *takes the mirror* NO!!!!!!! My hair had just become good!!!! *stares at his hair* NO! This isn't happening! I need a hat!
Brian/Chris: *looks at him* Howie?
Howie/Justin: *hisses* Who else?! *takes the blanket from Lance*
Lance: IIIIIIIIIHHHHHHH!!! Everything is too bright!!!
Brian/Chris, Howie/Justin and A.J./Britney: *completely blinded* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Howie/Justin: *throws back the blanket over Lance*
Kevin/Joey: *upset* Don't do that! You'll scare my caterpillars!!! *goes back to searching on the floor*
Lance: *sobs* Why was everything so bright?
Howie/Justin: *hurries to find a hat to hide his hair*
Brian/Chris: Nick?
Nick/Lance: *nods* Why was it bright?
Brian/Chris: You are in Lance's body...
Nick/Lance: *scared* As in 'NSync member?????
Brian/Chris: Yeah...
Nick/Lance: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *starts crying hysterically*
--- At the same time ---
Kevin: *looks around surprised* Where did the light go?
Howie: The lights are out...
Kevin: But Lance... *looks around* Where's Lance? Why do Backstreet Boys surround me????
Brian, Howie, A.J. and Nick: *looks surprised at him* Kevin?
Kevin: Where? *looks around*
Nick: Look! *hands Kevin a mirror*
J.C./Kevin: But I'm not J.C. anymore... I'm sexy! *admires himself for a while* What is that on my face...? EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Brian: Oh... everything is dark... *blinks surprised* Where's my blanket?
Howie: Lance?
Lance/Brian: Yeah?
Howie: *amazed* You look like Brian Littrell!!
Lance/Brian: Really??? *starts singing* *stops surprised* I can sing!!! *takes the mirror* I'm a Backstreet Boy!!!!! *smiles happily*
Chris/Howie: *sighs* Lucky you... you can look at yourself...
Joey/A.J: *stops eating and takes the mirror* Hey! I actually look good! *shows Chris/Howie what he looks like*
Chris/Howie: *stares at himself in amazement* I look good! *extremely surprised* The mirror doesn't break!!
Justin/Nick: What do I look like?????? *takes the mirror* Wow! I'm finally Nick! My years of struggle finally paid off! *smiles* I look good!!! No, I look great!!! *keeps admiring his new body*
J.C./Kevin: *terrified* I got things in my face!!!!!!
--- During all this a man - who used to be a girl with implants - realizes that something is missing ---
Britney/J.C: *looks into a mirror* Oh no! I got bags under my eyes! *scared* Where's my boobs?! *throws herself/himself at the floor to see if her/his implants are there* *gets up* Why am I wearing underwear???? *gets hysterical and starts running around trying to find her implants*
--- At the same time ---
Kevin/Joey: Where's my caterpillars????? *crawls around on the floor* Come here... Are you here?????
A.J./Britney: *looks at Brian/Chris* He's your cousin... *smirks*
Brian/Chris: *irritated* I know...
Nick/Lance: I WANT MY BODY!!!!!!!! Everything is bright and awful!!!!!! BRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian/Chris: What? *looks at him*
Nick/Lance: *from the top of his lungs* I WANT MY BODYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
--- Outside ---
*The fans that's actually still there, after the clear white light came and hit the mall, looks at each other*
Fan #1: What was that?
Fan #2: It sounded like *shivers* Lance!
--- In the candy-section ---
*Joey/A.J. is eating candy like there's no tomorrow, the other four 'NSyncers in the Backstreet bodies are planning how they are going to take everything BSB ever had, and as the Backstreet Boys for a change*
J.C./Kevin: So you guys are saying that I get that dancer... what's her name? *looks at the others*
Justin/Nick: Amanda?
Lance/Brian: No, it's Kristin... *rolls his eyes*
Justin/Nick: *irritated* Then who's Amanda?
Lance/Brian: That's A.J.'s...
Joey/A.J: I got a girlfriend???? *smiles*
Chris/Howie: You don't, A.J. do.
Lance/Brian: You are engaged.
Joey/A.J: I am? *disappointed* Why would someone with this body ever get engaged????
Lance/Brian: And I'm engaged with LeighAnne...
Joey/A.J: These guys got money, right?!
[Note: We all know that the only reason 'NSync sold so much was that they bought all the records themselves...]
Chris/Howie: And fans????
Justin/Nick: And Nick's body is mine... *smiles proudly* I got good hair now...
J.C./Kevin, Chris/Howie and Joey/A.J: Yeah, whatever Justin. *looks at Lance/Brian*
Lance/Brian: *nods* All of that.
Joey/A.J: MORE SUPERMAN THINGS FOR ME!!!! *does a happy little dance surrounded by the empty candy-containers*
Justin/Nick: And I got a girlfriend don't I? That Mandy Moore?
Lance/Brian: No.
Jusitn/Nick: *disappointed* No?
Lance/Brian: He's together with another Mandy. Mandy Willaford.
Justin/Nick: Who?
Lance/Brian: Mandah.
Chris/Howie: *feels that Lance/Brian got too much attention* Manduh!
Lance/Brian: Mandah!
Chris/Howie: Manduh!
Lance/Brian: Mandah!
Lance/Brian: Manduh!
--- 1 minute later ---
Nick/Lance: *hurries into the candy-section followed by the other Backstreeters* *upset* SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! *waves with his arms under the blanket*
Lance/Brian and Chris/Howie: *looks surprised at him* Nick?
Nick/Lance: *irritated* Yes. She was. Not anymore.
Justin/Nick: So I don't got a girlfriend?
Nick/Lance: I don't, and neither do you, you got Britney.
Justin/Nick: Right, but... *sees A.J./Britney* Brit-Brit! *hurries over to hug him/her*
A.J./Britney: *pushes Justin away and hurries over to Joey/A.J.* *gives him a pissed look* WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BODY????????!!!!!!!!!
Joey/A.J: Eating? *looks at an angry Britney Spears* But why are you mad Brit-Brit?
A.J./Britney: I AM NOT BRITNEY SPEARS! I am A.J. McLean, and I want my body back!!!
Joey/A.J: But...
A.J./Britney: NOW!!!!
Joey/A.J: I can't help it, I just turned into you... *smirks* And may I add that I look great...
A.J./Britney: Yeah, I know, that's my body, of course it looks great. *pulls out a chair* Sit down.
Joey/A.J: But...
A.J./Britney: Now!
Joey/A.J: NO! I want candy!!!
Justin/Nick: *to Nick/Lance* But Mandy Moore...?
Nick/Lance: No.
Justin/Nick: *pissed look all over his face* YES! *takes the blanket*
Nick/Lance: NOOOOO!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *blinded by the sudden light*
A.J./Britney: *fumbles in the dark and pulls of Joey/A.J.'s belt and ties him up to the chair*
Joey/A.J: What are you doing?
Nick/Lance: *hurries away and hides behind the counter, sobbing*
Kevin/Joey: MY PET CATERPILLARS!!!!!!!!! *hurries over to J.C./Kevin who's rubbing his eyes after the sudden bright flash, which makes the eyebrows move* YOU ARE HURTING THEM!!!!!
J.C./Kevin: ????? *looks at him*
Kevin/Joey: Don't hurt them!
J.C./Kevin: Who are you?
Kevin/Joey: I'm Kevin Richardson, of the Backstreet Boys! And you got my sexy body and my pet caterpillars! Don't you dare hurt them!!
J.C./Kevin: Uuuuuhh... okay... *looks funny at Kevin/Joey*
Brian/Chris: Nick?! Where are you?????? Everyone can see me now!!! *hurries to the bright light behind the counter* Is that you? *blinks*
Nick/Lance: *sobs* Yes...
Brian/Chris: *hurries to sit down beside him, so no one will see that he looks like a mix between a monkey and a dog*
Nick/Lance: *cries* I'm a troll!
Brian/Chris: I'm a monkey...
Nick/Lance: I'm a troll that can't sing!
Brian/Chris: I'm a monkey that can't sing.
Nick/Lance: I'm a troll that can't sing and nobody likes!!
Brian/Chris: I'm a monkey that can't sign and everybody hates...
Nick/Lance: I'm an albino troll!!!
Brian/Chris: Okay, you win.
Howie/Justin: I want my body back!!! *cries* My hair is AWFUL!!!!!!!!
Justin/Nick: I got good hair! *smiles proudly*
Britney/J.C: *hears Justin cry loudly* Justin???? *starts running in the direction where the cry came from*
--- At the same time ---
Alien #2: This is boring.
Alien #3: I agree.
Alien #2: And we can't let them be like that... Think about what's going to happen to them if they stay like this...
Alien #3: Exactly! The Backstreet Boys will be hated cause they are four of 'NSync and Britney Spears... and 'NSync will take over...
Alien #1: Fine! Turn them back then!
Alien #3: *starts pressing some buttons* Ups...
Alien #1 and #2: *stares at alien #3* What?
Alien #3: I think it's borken...
Alien #1: WHAT?!
Alien #3: Look at them... *points at the screen that shows BSB, 'NSync and Britney Spears, all out could*
Alien #2: Um... What are we going to do now?
Alien #1: Wait, they'll wake up sooner or later, change their bodies in the mean time...
Alien #3: Okay, but I'm not sure it's going to turn out right...
--- Outside ---
All fans: *screaming hysterically in fear that the white light might have hurt their five perfect idols (by this I of course mean BSB)*
--- 1 minute later ---
*BSB and 'NSync wakes up again, confused*
Kevin: *sits up and looks around* WHAT?! *irritated* Where's my body now??? *stares at Joey/Nick who's tied up to the chair* Where did my body go????
Joey/Nick: *sees the hair hanging down in front of his eyes* I'm blond?
A.J./Kevin: And I'm... *looks at the counter* Kevin? *stares at his reflection* No! I wanna sing! *looks up* Don't do this to me!!!!!! *cries for a second* *pulls himself together, turns around and unties Joey/Nick since there's no need of having him there*
Nick/A.J: *mumbling to himself behind the counter* Everything is back to normal... *relieved sigh* Where's my underwear? *gets up* Why do I have this raspy voice?????? *looks at the counter* I'm A.J.??????? *realizes that his pants are on their way down since A.J./Kevin is holding his belt*
Justin/Howie: GIVE ME BACK MY NICK-BODY JOEY!!!!!!!!! *gets up and stares at Joey/Nick*
Nick/A.J: *holding his pants* THAT'S MY BODY!!!!!!
A.J./Kevin: *looks at Nick/A.J.* Can I have my body please?
Joey/Nick: *looks terrified at Justin/Howie* Justin? *gets up and runs away*
Justin/Howie: GIVE ME THE NICK-BODY!!!!! *runs after Joey/Nick*
Howie/Britney: *stares at himself/herself* I got boobs! And no underwear... *looks at A.J./Kevin*
A.J./Kevin: I didn't even notice that... *hands Nick/A.J. the belt*
Nick/A.J: *mutters* This was a very bad day not to use underwear!
Brian/Lance: *slowly opens his eyes behind the counter* Nick?
Nick/A.J: I'm in A.J.'s body.
Brian/Lance: But... Everything is extremely bright here... *realizes that he is in Lance's body* IIIIIIIKKKK!!!! NOT THE ALBINO TROLL!!!!!!
Lance/Howie: *gets up* I'm NOT a troll... I may be albino but I'm not a troll...
Chris: *irritated* Have you ever looked yourself in the mirror?
Lance/Howie: *snorts* Just because you're in Chris' body...
Kevin/Chris: WHAT?! *takes the little compact mirror, it breaks* WHAT IS THIS?! *stares at the others*
Chris/Joey: *looks at the counter* EEEEEEEEWWWW!!!! Not Joey!!
Joey/Nick: *hears Chris/Joey's complaints* HEY! AT LEAST I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU!!
Chris/Joey: SAYS WHO?
Joey/Nick: THE MIRRORS!!!!
Justin/Howie: *chasing Joey/Nick* GIVE ME YOUR BODY!!!!
Joey/Nick: *runs over ot A.J./Kevin to hide behind him*
A.J./Kevin: ???????
Kevin/Chris: *sees Justin/Howie coming running against his body* NOOOOO!!!!! *throws himself over A.J./Kevin to save him from Justin/Howie who'd clearly kill his beloved caterpillars if he had a chance* *to the eyebrows* Are you guys okay????
A.J./Kevin: *mutters* Get of me you monkey-dog!
Kevin/Chris: Sorry... *gets up*
J.C./Brian: *looks at his reflection in a jar of candy that Joey ate in 5 seconds* The caterpillars are gone! *sighs in relief* *looks at Lance/J.C.* Can I have my body please?
Lance/J.C: What? Who?
J.C./Brian: You are I, J.C.! I want my body back please.
Lance/J.C: I am... *blinks surprised* I'm not a Backstreet Boy anymore? *blinks repeatedly to hold back the tears*
--- During this, in another part of the mall ---
Britney/Justin: *looks at the glass window and sees the reflection* Justin? *hurries to hug 'Justin' and runs straight into the glass* *blinks surprised* Justin? *suddenly realizes that she is Justin (isn't it amazing, she actually got that pretty fast)* I love myself!!!! *hugs herself/himself*
--- At the same time ---
Alien #2: Do something! We can't have it like this!!
Alien #3: It's not my fault! I'm trying but it won't work!
Alien #1: Well you better hurry up cause I don't think that they'll survive when she starts singing...
--- 20 seconds later ---
*To everyone's fear - and their ears suffering - Britney/Justin comes jumping, hugging herself/himself*
Britney/Justin: *'singing'* Justin I love you! Justin I looooooooove yoooooooouuuuuuuooooooooiiiiii soooooooooooooo!
A.J./Kevin: *realizes that he have to do something to save his real body from hearing this horrible noise* *closes his eyes, hurries over to the counter and pushes out Brian/Lance*
*The sudden bright light causes Britney/Justin to faint, and saves everyone's ears...*
Brian/Lance: *hurries behind the counter again, since he doesn't want to be seen in the albino troll's body*
Justin/Howie: *sees Howie/Britney* Britney! *hurries over*
Howie/Britney: *tries to get away from Justin, but got some problems with the extra weight - added after a knee-operation of course - in front* Leave me alone! *throws himself/herself into A.J./Kevin's arms* Save me!! My body is after me!!!!!
A.J./Kevin *disgusted look all over his face when he sees that it's Britney Spears, looks up and sees Justin/Howie coming, running against them* Howie?
Howie/Britney: Yes! Save me!!
A.J./Kevin: *stares at him/her in horror* Oh my god!
Justin/Howie: Britney! Are you okay?? *looks at Howie/Britney*
Howie/Britney: Get away from me!! I'm not Britney, I'm Howie!
Justin/Howie: WHAT?! But then... *looks at Britney/Justin* ... that must be Brit-Brit...
Howie/Britney: Yes! Get away from me!!
Justin/Howie: *stares at Britney/Justin who's laying on the floor* BRITNEY?! *hurries over* Brit-Brit?? are you alive?
Britney/Justin: *unconscious*
Justin/Howie: Oh well, what can you do? *leaves Britney/Justin on the floor*
--- At the same time ---
Alien #3: I think it's reliable now...
Alien #2: You think? *stares at alien #3*
Alien #1: *sighs* Who cares? We have a lot to do!
Alien #3: Exactly! Spice Girls are going home with us today, and we are meant to kidnap Christina Augilera!
Alien #1: And remember that we are going to shave Hanson's heads when they are alseep...
Alien #2: Fine, turn them back then.
Alien #3: Thank you. *starts pressing buttons*
--- 10 seconds later ---
A.J: *slowly wakes up after being unconscious for 10 seconds* *realizes that he's in his clothes again* I'm me again!! *gets up, jumps over the others who's still unconscious, and looks at his reflection in the counter* I'm my sexy me again!
Howie: *wakes up* I'm not Lance anymore???? *smiles happily* YAY! *hurries out from behind the counter*
Lance: *slowly opens his eyes and realizes what's happen* NO!!!!!! EVERYTHING IS BRIGHT AGAIN! I'M ME!!!! *cries and hurries behind the counter to hide from the others*
Nick: *yawns and reaches for an empty candy-jar* Thank god! I'm me! I'm normal!!!! *ignores the way the others looks at him*
Joey: *realizes that he can't be Nick anymore* Then... *looks at the counter* *starts crying* NOOOO!!! I'm me again!!!!
Justin/Chris: *sits up* WHERE'S MY NICK-BODY?????????? *takes the little compact mirror* *is just about to look into the mirror when it breaks* IIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHH!!!! I'm Chris!!!! *starts crying*
J.C: *gets up and looks at his reflection in the counter* Oh... I'm me again... *sigh*
Kevin: *slooooooooowly wakes up* *realizes that he's in his own body again* *happy* I'm me!!! *searches for his pet caterpillars* *notices that they are gone* What happened to my caterpillars?! *turns to A.J.*
A.J: *attempts to look innocent while he tries to hide the razor*
Kevin: *gets up and stares at him*
A.J: *realizes that Kevin wanna kill him, and runs for his life*
Kevin: *runs after him, more pissed than ever* YOU KILLED MY PET CATERPILLARS!!!!!
Chris/Justin: *wakes up by Kevin's yelling and looks at his reflection from a candy-jar* What is this? I'm Justin???
Britney: *wakes up, sees Chris/Justin* JUSTIN!!!! *gets up and runs to Chris/Justin*
Chris/Justin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *gets up and runs away from Britney* JUSTIN!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!
Justin/Chris: Britney! *starts crying hysterically*
Howie/Brian: *looks at his reflection* I'm Brian??? *to the other Backstreet Boys* Can I sing now???? *smiles*
Brian/Howie: *realizes that he doesn't have his own body* HOWIE! Give me back my body! *stares at Howie/Brian*
Howie/Brian: *happy* Can I? Please? I got Brian's body now! And his voice! I'll even have fans now!!!
Brian/Howie: HOWIE!!!!!
Howie/Brian: And LeighAnne!
Brian/Howie: *attacks Howie/Brian* DON'T YOU DARE!!!!
Howie/Brian: *runs away from a very pissed Brian/Howie* *bumps into a terrified A.J.*
A.J: Brian! Save me from your cousin!!! *hides behind Howie/Brian*
Howie/Brian: I'm Howie... *sees Kevin with his eyebrows shaved off* *whimpers* DON'T HURT ME!!! I didn't do anything! It was A.J.!!!!!!!! Don't hurt me!!!
A.J: *gives Kevin a pale smile and runs off again*
--- At the same time ---
Alien #1: *finishes shaving of Zac's hair* That was the last one... *hands the bag with hair to alien #3*
Alien #3: Okay *smirks* then it's time to go...
Alien #2: Okay, I admit that they look awful, but I've always thought so. But I'm still not sure we did the right thing about 'NSync and BSB, after all four of them were still in their wrong bodies and...
Alien #1: You are so boring from time to time... let them suffer...
Taylor: *wakes up, sees the aliens with three HUGE bags with hair* *realizes that he's bald* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! NOT THE HAIR!!!!!
Isaac and Zac: *wakes up* THE HAIR????????? *realizes they are bald too* NOOOOOOOOO!!!! *starts screaming hysterically in horror*
*The three aliens decides to run while they still can, and leaves the bags*
Isaac: *stops screaming and sees the three bags filled with hair* WAIT!
Zac and Taylor: *stops screaming* *looks at Isaac*
Isaac: *takes one of the bags* We can glue it on again!!! No one will notice!
Zac: You always knew the best...
Taylor: ... even though you are so damn ugly that we really shouldn't let you be in the band...
Isaac: *ignores the last part and grabs a bottle of glue*