THE 'NSYNC PROJECT - THE FIRST ENCOUNTER

Characters:

Angel-voice ................................. a.k.a. Brian Littrell

Horny-dude ................................ a.k.a. A.J. McLean

Droolalicious sex-bomb ............ a.k.a. Sexy-man a.k.a. Kevin Richardson

Superblond .................................. a.k.a. Nick Carter

Sweet Gummy-bear .................... a.k.a. Howie Dorough

Sleepy-crackhead-man ............... a.k.a. Joshua Chasez Chasez

Fat-ass .......................................... a.k.a. Joey Fat-One

Mop-man ...................................... a.k.a. Chris Kinkypatrick

Brillo-boy ...................................... a.k.a. Justin Timberbutt

Supertroll ...................................... a.k.a. Lance Ass

The awful Silicon Slut ................. a.k.a. Britney Queers

Teenyboppers .............................. a.k.a. the ultimate fear of mankind.

[A/N: For more information about these characters, go to my home page.]

THE FIRST ENCOUNTER

Once upon a time there were five superheroes from the planet Earth. They called themselves the Backstreeters. *cheers* they consisted of Angel-voice *applauds* Horny-dude *applauds* Sweet Gummy-bear *Who?* Droolalicious sex-bomb *applauds* and Superblond *uncontrollable cheers, applauds and screams*
*waits for 15 minutes* Okay, calm down now. *calming down*

There was also five superheroes from the planet 'NSync. They called themselves the 'NSyncers *mumbles* and they were made up by Sleepy-crackhead-man *Isn't that the guy that...?* Fat-ass *Who is he?* Mop-man *Umm... I think I recognize him but I'm not sure* Supertroll *uncontrollable laughter*
*waits for half an hour* Okay, can we move on now? *stops laughing* *giggle* People, please? *stops* Thank you. They had a fifth member, and he was called Brillo-boy *boos* Gees, people... *rolls eyes* I know you don't like him, neither does I, but can we please go on now? *calming down* Okay, that's better.

The Backstreeters were doing nothing out of the usual, Droolalicious sex-bomb was busy working those muscles of his *drools* Have you ever heard of self-respect? *???* Just stop drooling all over him, he'll get wet. *drools even more* He'll get mad and kick your asses if you keep doing that! *stops* Was that so hard? *nods* Okay, okay, but let's go on anyway, and remember, no drooling. *nods* Horny-dude was doing some average girl, as usual *is he taping it?* Do we have a guy in here? *Everyone looks at the guy* Hrm, he can stay if he shut up *guy nods* *But was he?* People! *sorry* *But...* *rolls eyes* Does it mean that much to you? *guy nods* Fine, no he wasn't taping it, I'm sorry, now be quiet. *sigh*

Anyway, Angel-voice was practicing those wonderful vocals *faints* *cough* *wakes up* Okay. Superblond *faints* I'm trying to tell a story here! *wakes up* *sigh* Superblond *faints* Do you wanna hear the story or not??? *wakes up* Okay, then stop fainting. *nods* Superblond was having fun with Sweet Gummy-bear, who was enjoying... *Who is he?* You don't know who Sweet Gummy-bear is? *shakes heads* *sigh* He's that superhero that's just there, that nobody notices even though he deserves much more attention. *Who?* That guy that's always around the other four. *Oh, I thought I recognized him* *mutters* Yeah right. ANYWAY Sweet Gummy-bear was enjoying Superblond's company a little bit more than Superblond enjoyed Sweet Gummy-bear's company. *Were there any girls there?* Is it the guy again? *everyone nods* Didn't I tell you to be quiet? *guy mumbles sorry* Yeah, but be quiet now.

As I said the Backstreeters were doing nothing out of the ordinary, just doing what they do best and... *But isn't Superblond's specialty being dumb?* *rolls eyes* Shut up will you? He was being dumb with Sweet Gummy-bear. *Is Sweet Gummy-bear also dumb?* Yes, very, now shut up. *sorry* *sigh* Yeah, yeah, yeah, but this is annoying.

They were doing what they do best and then *scary music* something happened! *gasps* Yes! It was scary, cause right then five creatures were zapped into the room. *weren't they in different rooms?* Hey, smartass, if you're going to keep up with that then do it somewhere else. *sorry* You will be if you do that again. Droolalicious sex-bomb *drool* Didn't I tell you not to drool?! *stops drooing* *rolls eyes* Yeah, Droolalicious sex-bomb *waits a couple of seconds* *no drooling* *nods* stopped working out. *disappointed* Just wait! *okay* Horny-dude finished what he was doing *was he filming that?* Cut it out! *but was he?* *smacks guy over the head with the storybook* No he wasn't, now shut up! *ouch* Angel-voice stopped singing for a while *why?* Cause he had to find out what had happened, now shut up while I'm telling the story. *nods* Superblond and Sweet Gummy-bear stopped being dumb for a while *Is that possible?* *thinks* Okay, they didn't stop being dumb, they just put their little empty brains on hold. *okay* And then the Backstreeters looked at the five creatures that was in the room. *What about the girl?* The girl? *The girl that Horny-dude was screwing* She left. *Naked?* No! She got dressed and left happy and pleased and you will never meet her. *Oh.* How did he get in here anyway? *don't know* Oh well... Where was I? Right! And there in front of their eyes were *really scary music* the 'NSyncers!!!!!! *gasp*

There they stood; Fat-ass, Mop-man, Brillo-boy and Supertroll *gasp* *weren't they five?* Well... who was left? *Sleepy-crackhead-man* Oh, right. Anyway, he was busy. *with what?* Eeeehh, sleeping. *okay* *but was he there?* Yes, but he was at the floor snoring away while the other four looked back at the Backstreeters. *Oh, that makes sense* I know, it's my story, of course it makes sense. *quiet* Whatever.

Droolalicious sex-bomb, Angel-voice and Horny-dude saw Mop-man's hair and started laughing uncontrollably. *but what about Superblond and Sweet Gummy-bear?* They didn't understand what was so funny. *they didn't?* Like I said, they'd put their little empty brains on hold. *Oh, right.* Exactly. So Mop-man, not understanding what they were laughing at, decided to tell a joke or two, hoping that somebody finally would laugh at that. *Can Mop-man talk with the bear?* There's no bear, there's Sweet Gummy-bear but no bear. *But...* Gummy-bear, like the candy! *Oh.* Besides, Mop-man can only talk to dogs, monkeys and worms. *not humans?* Humans too. *And other 'NSyncers?* Other 'NSyncers too. *But can he talk with other superheroes?* YES! He can talk with other superheroes too! He can talk with anyone that the others can talk to, plus monkeys, dogs and worms. *Oh.* Yes, now shut up. *nods* Mop-man started telling jokes, and then of course Angel-voice, Horny-dude and Droolalicious sex-bomb *drools* Didn't we agree that you weren't going to drool? *stops drooling* *sorry* If you keep it up you know he'll get mad, he's a neat freak and your drool is making everything messy. *we'll stop now* Good. Anyway, they stopped laughing. *Did Superblond and that other one laugh?* No they didn't, and his name is Sweet Gummy-bear. So Mop-man got very disappointed and wanted to lay down and die. *Did he?* No, we're not that lucky. *Oh.* *Was there any girls?* YES! YES THERE WERE A BILLION GIRLS THERE!!!!!!! *Oh...* *were they naked?* *whaps guy over the head* There was no girls there at all, only the Backstreeters and the 'NSyncers. *But you said...* Shut up. *guy pouts* Or well, there was one girl *guy smiles* and it was Supertroll who had taken his female shape. *Was she naked?* No, she had her clothes on. Now cut it out or we'll throw you out together with smartass. *What did I do?* You questioned me, now be quiet both of you. Droolalicious sex-bomb looked confused at Fat-ass and questioned his ugliness. *He did?* *why?* Cause Droolalicious sex-bomb is so hot that he can't imagine that anyone is as butt ugly as Fat-ass is. *Oh.*

Anyway, Fat-ass was really mad at Droolalicious sex-bomb for being so studly and amazingly hot and Fat-ass being well, ugly as a baboon's ass. *what happened?* I'm getting there. Fat-ass started crying hysterically, and Sweet Gummy-bear being the nice superhero he is walked over and tried to comfort Fat-ass. *WHY?!* Cause Sweet Gummy-bear is so nice that he don't care who you are, he'll be nice to you anyway. *But... an 'NSyncer?* I know, but it's in Sweet Gummy-bear's nature and he can't help it. *still...* He's that nice, get over it. So, while Fat-ass was crying over his ugliness and Sweet Gummy-bear was trying to comfort him, a mission impossible in itself, Brillo-boy started talking. *what did he say?* Nobody really understood, cause he mumbled, cursed and had really bad grammar. Droolalicious sex-bomb can't help the urges to correct bad grammar, a habit that Superblond has been forced to put up with for seven years. *Awwww... poor Superblond*

*15 minutes of awww-ing later* Yes, it's very sad now let's move on. *stops awww-ing* This made Brillo-boy really mad, so he started saying really mean things. *did they understand that?* They heard a lot of curses directed to Droolalicious sex-bomb so they understood that he was insulting him. *okay.* Droolalicious sex-bomb could however find more grammar mistakes, even in the cursing and ended up calling Brillo-boy a lot of things that Brillo-boy didn't appreciate. *like what?* A lot of things. *can you give us an example?* No, cause I didn't really understand what he said so I can't. *Oh.* *but how do you then know that it was curses?* Cause that's what Brillo-boy says a lot. Stop questioning me or I'll throw you out of here. *okay* *shuts up*

So when Brillo-boy had got over the shock that someone had actually called him things like that to his face, he cursed some more. *did Droolalicious sex-bomb correct his grammar?* Of course he did. *okay, go on.* Thank you, you irritating morons. *what?* Nothing. After Brillo-boy got over that, he attacked Droolalicious sex-bomb and started beating him up. *gasps* *but that can't be!?* Okay, so he tried to beat Droolalicious sex-bomb up. *didn't anyone do anything?* *His body might get hurt!* Yes, he probably could have got hurt if it wasn't for the fact that Droolalicious sex-bomb was in such good shape that his muscles was so hard that they actually hurt Brillo-boy's hands when he hit him. *didn't Droolalicious sex-bomb do anything?* Well... *and the other Backstreeters?* *did they just stand there????* As I said, Superblond and Sweet Gummy-bear had their brains on hold. *They have brains?* Yes, but very small and very empty. *nods* And since they had them on hold it was very hard for them to do anything, especially start their brains again. *can they actually use them?* Well, they try but it's actually pretty dangerous since they don't know how to use them. *Oh.* Yeah, and Sweet Gummy-bear was comforting Fat-ass. Anyway *But what about Horny-dude and Angel-voice?* *and the girl?* The girl had already left a long time ago. *Was she...* She was dressed and no he didn't tape it, no you'll never meet her and no I don't care what else you got to say. *well I'm sorry.* We should have thrown you out in the beginning. *rolls eyes* Anyway, Angel-voice was busy trying to keep Horny-dude away from Supertroll since Horny-dude had become pretty horny again and Supertroll was in his female stage. *gross!* Yes, but remember, it's Horny-dude. *oh, well okay* And so no one could help Droolalicious sex-bomb. *what was the other 'NSyncers doing?* Well, Mop-man was laying on the floor crying cause nobody laughed at his jokes, Fat-ass was crying cause he was ugly and Droolalicious sex-bomb was so hot and he was being comforted by Sweet Gummy-bear. Supertroll was trying to seduce Horny-dude, and would have succeeded if not Angel-voice would have been there to stop him. *was Sleepy-crackhead-man still sleeping?* Yes, cause he was very sleepy. And Brillo-boy was trying to beat up Droolalicious sex-bomb. *And Superblond?* He was just standing there, cause he couldn't start his brain. *why didn't he ask for help?* Cause he's a man, he rather drop down dead than ask for help, it's like the map thing. *oh.* Exactly. *was he cute when he was just standing there?* Of course he was, it's Superblond. *Awwwww...*

*15 minutes of awww-ing later* Okay, so since Droolalicious sex-bomb got a bit annoyed by Brillo-boy after a while he pushed him away, which caused Brillo-boy to fly across the room and into a wall. *cheers* *was there a girl there?* Shut up or I'll throw you out of here. *sorry* *Did Brillo-boy survive?* Of course not, how would he ever be able to survive that? *nods* *so he's dead?* Yes. *applauds*

*45 minutes of applauding later* Can I go on now? *nods* Good. When Brillo-boy hit the wall it caused the wall to crack a little, and on the other side was... *scary music* TEENYBOPPERS!!! *gasps* The teenyboppers noticed the little crack and started digging their way through the brick wall, the first ones died of course but they didn't care. *were there any girls?* Yes, they were girls. Happy? *yes* *were they naked?* No they weren't naked, no one was naked. *why not?* Cause the Backstreeters hiding place was in the North Pole so it would be very cold if they were naked. *But...* No. Be quiet now or we'll throw you out of here. *sigh* Okay, so Sweet Gummy-bear, being the brain of the group *didn't you say he was dumb?* Well, he is dumb, but then Superblond was the former brain of the group. *Oh.* Yes, and... *how come the dumb ones are the brains of the group?* They just are. *okay.* Sweet Gummy-bear realized that they were probably going to be killed by a human stampede if they stayed and stopped comforting Fat-ass cause even he realized that it was a hopeless case. *but wasn't he really nice?* He'd done all he could already. *ah.* Exactly, so can I continue the story now? *go ahead* Okay, so Fat-ass can sob and be sad all that he wants on his own cause Sweet Gummy-bear hurried over to Superblond. *what was Superblond doing?* He was being dumb, as usual. *was he cute?* Yes, very. *good.* *nods* Anyway, Sweet Gummy-bear only had to say the word 'teenyboppers' to get all of the Backstreeters attention. *what about the 'NSyncers?* They were busy crying. *all of them?* No, just Mop-man and Fat-ass, Sleepy-crackhead-man was asleep, Supertroll was busy putting on makeup and Brillo-boy was very busy being dead. *oh, okay.* I'm going to continue the story now, if you don't have anything more to ask. *no, go ahead* *actually I wonder...* *whaps guy over the head with the storybook again* Shut up. *that hurt* Good.

So, when the Backstreeters realized that the teenyboppers were going to come through the wall in just a few seconds they also realized that they had to run. *where?* They didn't know. *gasps* Since Sweet Gummy-bear was the brain they all looked at him. *what did he say?* Nothing. *what?* His brain has crashed down in his tries to think. *Oh.* Yes, and the Backstreeters realized that after seeing his blank stare out into nowhere. *don't you mean a wall?* Do you want to hear the story or not? *sorry* I really don't understand what's so hard about being quiet during the time I'm telling a story. *I said I was sorry* Okay. So, Superblond realizes that Sweet Gummy-bear's brain has collapsed and in sympathy his brain collapses too. *did anyone notice?* Not really. *thought so.* Anyway, Droolalicious sex-bomb turned to Horny-dude, only to find him very horny. *was that really something new?* He was hornier than usual. *aha.* Then Droolalicious sex-bomb turned to his cousin Angel-voice hoping that he knew what to do. *did he?* Nope. *OMG!* Yeah, whatever. Suddenly they heard a horrible noise and the wall broke through. And there they stood, now knowing what to do. Horny-dude could only think of one thing, one all too obvious thing for a guy. Droolalicious sex-bomb turned around and ran as fast as he could. *did he wear tight pants?* Yes. *grins* I agree.

Superblond and Sweet Gummy-bear just stood there, cause their brains had collapsed and they couldn't make them work again without the risk or hurting themselves. *they'll die???* Just waith. Then Angel-voice did what came natural for him. *tell a joke?* No, sing you idiots. *Oh, okay.* The only thing was, the teenyboppers got hypnotized by his wonderful voice and just stopped, right after smashing Mop-man, Fat-ass, Sleepy-crackhead-man and Supertroll under them. *applauds, cheers and happiness* Yes, I know, but let's finish this story, okay? *calms down* Horny-dude got confused when he realized that he hadn't been smashed by the teenyboppers and decided to take a walk to clear his head. *take a walk?* He was very confused. *oh.* Superblond got very confused when his brain started working all of a sudden, so confused that it broke down once again. *but he was still cute, right?* Of course he was cute. Sweet Gummy-bear's brain didn's start working anyway so he just stood there, with a blank look. *was he cute?* Yes he was. *then what happened?* Angel-voice kept singing, trying to make the teenyboppers leave their secret hideout, that wasn't so secret anymore but then a horrible screechy noise was heard and Angel-voice's spell stopped working. *gasps* Very horrible, I know, but what was even more horrible was where the screechy noise came from. Into the room steps *really, really, really scary music* the awful Silicon Slut!!!! *AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!* *faints in horror* People, hello! I'm just telling a story here... *rolls eyes* *slowly wakes up* Good, can I continuse now? *just one question* On no. *sigh* What? *Was she naked?* Almost, the awful Silicon Slut does not like real clothes you see and therefor she cuts all her clothes in half, even though they are all two sizes too small for her already. *what did they do about it?* Well, the awful Silicon Slut and the teenyboppers hated each other really, really much and they started to fight.

During this Droolalicious sex-bomb came back, cause he realized he should have made sure that his cousin survived. He was terrified to find the awful Silicon Slut there, especially since Angel-voice loves boobs, a lot, no matter if they are real or not. *but her were fake* Yes. Anyway, Droolalicious sex-bomb lifted Angel-voice up and carried him away for his own sake while the teenyboppers and the awful Silicon Slut killed each other until there was only one teenybopper left. *one was left?* Yes, and she hugged Superblond and wouldn't let go, until she died by her wounds. *what happened with Superblond and Sweet Gummy-bear?* They are still standing there cause their brains still hasn't started working. *oh.* *what about Droolalicious sex-bomb and Angel-voice?* They are safe. *and Horny-dude?* He's still walking, trying to figure out if he's alive or not. *oh, okay.* The end.