Alive! ... okay, not really...

Inspired by Jade Pterodactyl's review.

 

Britney: *looks at the others on the plane* *enthusiastic* This will like, you know be like SO fun, you know!

The others (Hanson, 'NSync and BSB): *looks at her*

Lance: *opens his bag and starts searching for something*

Justin: What ya doin?

Lance: Just looking for something... *looks at Britney* *goes back to looking in his bag*

Britney: This will like be the most, you know wonderful thing like ever! *doesn't understand that the others doesn't agree with her*

Nick: *clenching on to his seat* I got a bad feeling about this... *looks at the others*

Britney: I will like comfort you! *hurries up from her seat over to Nick*

Nick: *terrified* BRIAN! GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!! BRIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

Brian: *sighs* Britney, leave him alone...

Britney: But like...

Brian: Go and sit down on your seat again...

Britney: *pouts and does as he says*

J.C: *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiff*

Hanson and BSB: *stares at J.C.*

J.C: *looks up from his drugs* What?

A.J: Can I try?

Kevin: *upset* A.J.!

A.J: *ignores Kevin* Can I please?

J.C: Sure...

A.J: *jumps up from his seat and hurries over to J.C.*

Chris: Well I'm glad they found each other...

Kevin: WHAT?! A.J. GET AWAY FROM THE...

A.J: *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiff* Hu?

Howie: And there goes our image... *pulls out a pillow* Good night.

J.C: Sleep? *smiles*

Howie: *snoooooooooooooooore*

Isaac: Good god, does he snore too?

A.J: *is just about to tell Isaac that he used to share room with Howie when suddenly everything becomes black* *unconscious*

J.C: *follows A.J.'s example*

Justin: Brit?

Britney: *jumps over and lands in Justin's lap* Like, hi... you know...

Lance: *curses* *continues to look in the bag*

Joey: Hungry...

Everyone: *ignores Joey*

Brian: It's awfully dark outside... *looks out the window* It looks like there's going to be a storm...

Nick: NO!!!!!!!! *holds even harder on to the seat*

Brian: Oops, sorry Nick...

Nick: *closing his eyes and mumbling lyrics from 'Everybody (Backstreet's Back)'*

Brian: Nick...

Nick: So everybody everywhere...

Brian: Nick...

Nick: ... don't be a fraid, don't have no fear...

Brian: I was just kidding...

Nick: ... as long as there'll be music we'll be coming back again... *carefully opens his eyes* No storm? *smiles*

Brian: *looks at Nick's pale smile* Um... no, no storm. We'll land safely.

Nick: *happy voice* Now?

Brian: Um... not yet...

Nick: *closes his eyes again*

Joey: Hungry... *looks around after something to eat* *spots a hairy little thing* Food!

'NSync: *stares at Joey as he swallows Zac in two seconds*

Isaac and Taylor: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! Our brother!!! *stares at Joey*

Joey: *smiles satisfied*

Chris: Um... *turns to what's left of Hanson* We are terribly sorry for this... um... accident... you can have Joey if that will make things up...

Isaac: He was our brother!!!

Taylor: *shrugs his shoulders* We got a couple more back home that can take his place...

Isaac: Oh, right. *thinks* Shouldn't we at least sing something in memory of him?

Taylor: Yeah that might be a good idea...

2/3 of Hanson: *starts singing 'If Only'*

BSB: *covers their ears, Nick even let go of the seat to protect his ears*

Howie: *wakes up* What is that wonderful sound? *sees Hanson singing* Oh my god! That's great! *starts singing along*

BSB: *stares at Howie*

Kevin and Brian: *looks at each other*

Kevin: You gotta do...

Brian: ... what you gotta do...

Kevin and Brian: *kills Howie*

Nick: *grabs the seat again* *closes his eyes, while hoping that if he can't see the storm the storm can't see him... (and not hurt him)*

Brian: Okay, so we just have to get another replacement for Howie then...

Britney: Like, you know, another? *looks surprised at them*

Kevin: Yeah, of course. We've had... *thinks* 11 different Howies... They've either left the group or died... sometimes both... *smirks devilishly*

Britney: Like, okay, you know... *goes back to making out with Justin*

Lance: *evil grin* Finally! *pulls out a knife from the bag*

*lightnings spreads across the sky*

Nick: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *starts crying* Not again!!!

Brian: *stares outside the window of the plane* Oh my... *pulls out his bible and starts praying*

Kevin: *watches Lance as he stabs Britney a couple of times (666 to be exact)*

Lance: *laughs manically* That's what you get for taking my man!!! *laughs some more*

Justin: *surprised* Hu? *looks at the dead body in his lap* *sees the implants* Britney? Is that you?

Lance: I'll just put this away... *walks over to the bags to leave the knife*

*suddenly the plane shakes roughly*

Lance: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *trips over his own legs and lands on the knife*

Joey: Hungry... *sees Britney's body and decides that that will do, even though it's more recycled materials than flesh*

Nick: *holding on to the seat, crying in fear*

Chris: I got a bad feeling about this too...

*suddenly they see the pilot jumping out of the plane with a parachute*

Isaac: This can't be good...

Nick: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! *turns to Kevin* DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!

Chris: Oh my god... *starts hyperventilating*

Taylor: Well this kinda sucks...

Joey: Food... *starts eating Lance's dead body too*

Kevin: *gets up*

Justin: *hurries to put on the only parachute that's left*

Taylor: *gets caught in the backpack the parachute lies in* My hair! Watch the hair! *tries to get lose from the parachute, but in vain*

Justin: *jumps out from the plane, dragging Taylor with him*

*a sudden bright light strikes Brian and he... disappears!!!! (yeah, it's a miracle, he got saved, or did he?)*

*a lightning strikes the plane and... it goes down*

Chris: *looks out the window just in time to see Justin and Taylor become electrified by another lightning* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *faints*

Nick: *screaming hysterically* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Chris: *flies out the door that Justin forgot to close when he jumped and falls to his death*

*And the plane hits the ocean and...*

Kevin: *flies into the wall, head first* *dead*

Nick: *slowly opens his eyes and sees Isaac somewhat dead* *realizes that the plane is taking in water* THE OCEAN!!!! *hurries to the door and throws himself into his favorite element* *starts swimming, heading for Florida*

A.J. and J.C: *drowns since they are still unconscious and no one feels like helping them*

Joey: Food? *realizes that his clothes are starting to swell like a huge sponge* Um... help? *tries to come out the door, but can't, the swelling clothes and himself make the door too small*

 

And Joey drowned, while Nick succeeded in swimming all the way back home, just because I don't feel like killing him. That's it.