Alive! ... okay, not really...
Inspired by Jade Pterodactyl's review.
Britney: *looks at the others on the plane* *enthusiastic* This will like, you know be like SO fun, you know!
The others (Hanson, 'NSync and BSB): *looks at her*
Lance: *opens his bag and starts searching for something*
Justin: What ya doin?
Lance: Just looking for something... *looks at Britney* *goes back to looking in his bag*
Britney: This will like be the most, you know wonderful thing like ever! *doesn't understand that the others doesn't agree with her*
Nick: *clenching on to his seat* I got a bad feeling about this... *looks at the others*
Britney: I will like comfort you! *hurries up from her seat over to Nick*
Nick: *terrified* BRIAN! GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!! BRIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
Brian: *sighs* Britney, leave him alone...
Britney: But like...
Brian: Go and sit down on your seat again...
Britney: *pouts and does as he says*
J.C: *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiff*
Hanson and BSB: *stares at J.C.*
J.C: *looks up from his drugs* What?
A.J: Can I try?
Kevin: *upset* A.J.!
A.J: *ignores Kevin* Can I please?
J.C: Sure...
A.J: *jumps up from his seat and hurries over to J.C.*
Chris: Well I'm glad they found each other...
Kevin: WHAT?! A.J. GET AWAY FROM THE...
A.J: *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiff* Hu?
Howie: And there goes our image... *pulls out a pillow* Good night.
J.C: Sleep? *smiles*
Howie: *snoooooooooooooooore*
Isaac: Good god, does he snore too?
A.J: *is just about to tell Isaac that he used to share room with Howie when suddenly everything becomes black* *unconscious*
J.C: *follows A.J.'s example*
Justin: Brit?
Britney: *jumps over and lands in Justin's lap* Like, hi... you know...
Lance: *curses* *continues to look in the bag*
Joey: Hungry...
Everyone: *ignores Joey*
Brian: It's awfully dark outside... *looks out the window* It looks like there's going to be a storm...
Nick: NO!!!!!!!! *holds even harder on to the seat*
Brian: Oops, sorry Nick...
Nick: *closing his eyes and mumbling lyrics from 'Everybody (Backstreet's Back)'*
Brian: Nick...
Nick: So everybody everywhere...
Brian: Nick...
Nick: ... don't be a fraid, don't have no fear...
Brian: I was just kidding...
Nick: ... as long as there'll be music we'll be coming back again... *carefully opens his eyes* No storm? *smiles*
Brian: *looks at Nick's pale smile* Um... no, no storm. We'll land safely.
Nick: *happy voice* Now?
Brian: Um... not yet...
Nick: *closes his eyes again*
Joey: Hungry... *looks around after something to eat* *spots a hairy little thing* Food!
'NSync: *stares at Joey as he swallows Zac in two seconds*
Isaac and Taylor: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! Our brother!!! *stares at Joey*
Joey: *smiles satisfied*
Chris: Um... *turns to what's left of Hanson* We are terribly sorry for this... um... accident... you can have Joey if that will make things up...
Isaac: He was our brother!!!
Taylor: *shrugs his shoulders* We got a couple more back home that can take his place...
Isaac: Oh, right. *thinks* Shouldn't we at least sing something in memory of him?
Taylor: Yeah that might be a good idea...
2/3 of Hanson: *starts singing 'If Only'*
BSB: *covers their ears, Nick even let go of the seat to protect his ears*
Howie: *wakes up* What is that wonderful sound? *sees Hanson singing* Oh my god! That's great! *starts singing along*
BSB: *stares at Howie*
Kevin and Brian: *looks at each other*
Kevin: You gotta do...
Brian: ... what you gotta do...
Kevin and Brian: *kills Howie*
Nick: *grabs the seat again* *closes his eyes, while hoping that if he can't see the storm the storm can't see him... (and not hurt him)*
Brian: Okay, so we just have to get another replacement for Howie then...
Britney: Like, you know, another? *looks surprised at them*
Kevin: Yeah, of course. We've had... *thinks* 11 different Howies... They've either left the group or died... sometimes both... *smirks devilishly*
Britney: Like, okay, you know... *goes back to making out with Justin*
Lance: *evil grin* Finally! *pulls out a knife from the bag*
*lightnings spreads across the sky*
Nick: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *starts crying* Not again!!!
Brian: *stares outside the window of the plane* Oh my... *pulls out his bible and starts praying*
Kevin: *watches Lance as he stabs Britney a couple of times (666 to be exact)*
Lance: *laughs manically* That's what you get for taking my man!!! *laughs some more*
Justin: *surprised* Hu? *looks at the dead body in his lap* *sees the implants* Britney? Is that you?
Lance: I'll just put this away... *walks over to the bags to leave the knife*
*suddenly the plane shakes roughly*
Lance: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *trips over his own legs and lands on the knife*
Joey: Hungry... *sees Britney's body and decides that that will do, even though it's more recycled materials than flesh*
Nick: *holding on to the seat, crying in fear*
Chris: I got a bad feeling about this too...
*suddenly they see the pilot jumping out of the plane with a parachute*
Isaac: This can't be good...
Nick: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! *turns to Kevin* DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!
Chris: Oh my god... *starts hyperventilating*
Taylor: Well this kinda sucks...
Joey: Food... *starts eating Lance's dead body too*
Kevin: *gets up*
Justin: *hurries to put on the only parachute that's left*
Taylor: *gets caught in the backpack the parachute lies in* My hair! Watch the hair! *tries to get lose from the parachute, but in vain*
Justin: *jumps out from the plane, dragging Taylor with him*
*a sudden bright light strikes Brian and he... disappears!!!! (yeah, it's a miracle, he got saved, or did he?)*
*a lightning strikes the plane and... it goes down*
Chris: *looks out the window just in time to see Justin and Taylor become electrified by another lightning* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *faints*
Nick: *screaming hysterically* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Chris: *flies out the door that Justin forgot to close when he jumped and falls to his death*
*And the plane hits the ocean and...*
Kevin: *flies into the wall, head first* *dead*
Nick: *slowly opens his eyes and sees Isaac somewhat dead* *realizes that the plane is taking in water* THE OCEAN!!!! *hurries to the door and throws himself into his favorite element* *starts swimming, heading for Florida*
A.J. and J.C: *drowns since they are still unconscious and no one feels like helping them*
Joey: Food? *realizes that his clothes are starting to swell like a huge sponge* Um... help? *tries to come out the door, but can't, the swelling clothes and himself make the door too small*
And Joey drowned, while Nick succeeded in swimming all the way back home, just because I don't feel like killing him. That's it.