SURVIVOR
EPISODE 5
*camera shows A.J. in a hotel room*
A.J: We are having some problems right now. We can't reach the part of the island where the contestans are. A storm came quickly, and without warning and no one can get to any of the two camps.
*camera shows the view from the window, lightning spreads across the sky, rain is poring down and the palm trees is threatening to be ripped up from where they stand*
A.J: So, all we can do is wait, and hope that our nine remaining contestants are going to survive this.
*quiet for a while*
A.J: Let's take a look on the contestants.
Voice: In camp North we find three members of the Backstreet Boys, Nick Carter *picture of Nick*, Brian Littrell *picture of Brian* and Kevin Richardson *picture of Kevin*, and the little Chihuahua Tyke *picture of Tyke*. Also a member of SideAlley Girls, Beth *picture of Beth*, and Christina Aguilera *picture of Christina, looking like a whore* Camp North are represented by the color blue, and are put together by the two former team North and team South. The leader automatically became Kevin, being the oldest member in the group.
*a little clip of people walking around in team North's camp plays*
Voice: In camp South are two members of 'NSync, J.C. Chasez (pronounced as it's spelled, of course) *picture of J.C.* and Chris Kirkpatrick *picture of Joey*, a member of SideAlley Girls, Sara *picture of Sara*, and Britney Spears *picture of Britney, in something that only Courtney Love would get away with* Camp South's color is red and the team is made up by the two former team West and team East. The leader is yet to be determined, it's between J.C. and Sara, and the other contestants *shows Chris, tied up to a tree and gagged as usual* *shows Britney, yet again in something that couldn't pass as clothes* have only to follow them.
*a little clip of Sara yelling at a really regretful Chris, and then grabbing his hair and dragging him off somewhere into the woods, while J.C. is ordering Britney to keep on working on the house*
A.J: Right now there's nothing else we can do than pray that my friends will be okay...
*mumble is heard in the background*
A.J: I mean that the contestants will be okay *cough* I'm sorry, edit that, okay?
*camera shows the sunrise slowly warming the beach while the same, annoying, stupid music is playing*
*camera shows team South's red flag*
*low sobbing is heard from somewhere in the edge of the camp*
*camera shows the camp, and Chris who is crying, still tied up and gagged*
*camera slowly slides over to the completely ruined house, showing Britney, tossing and turning in her sleep*
*camera shows the ocean, and J.C. in it, with something green in his arms, fighting to swim to the beach*
Chris: *mumbles something, while still crying*
Sara: *walking back from somewhere in the forest* *hisses* Oh shut up, it's not my fault that Britney molested you.
Chris: *hysterical crying*
Britney: *giggles in her sleep*
Chris: *fights to get loose, but in vain*
J.C: *finally getting up on the beach, with something green that has yet to be identified*
Sara: You got the tent?
J.C: *nods* *falls to the ground* *completely exhausted*
Sara: *looks at him* Well? Are you going to put it up or what?
J.C: I'm... too tired... *breathing heavily*
Sara: *looks at him for a while more* So? What's your point, get up and work, you can rest later.
J.C: Let Chris... do it...
Sara: *turns around and looks at Chris*
Chris: *still crying*
Sara: I don't think he's in shape for that.
J.C: I can't... do... anything more... I must... rest. *falls asleep*
Sara: *looks at J.C., then at Chris, at Britney, then at Chris again* Good god... *rolls J.C. over and picks up the tent* *walks over to Britney* *kicks her in the side*
Britney: *wakes up* Ouch! *looks at Sara* That like hurt you know!
Sara: Start to build up the camp again, right now.
Britney: But...
Sara: *pissed look*
Britney: Okay you know *gets up*
Sara: *drops the tent in front of Chris* You're going to put it up, okay?
Chris: *crying*
Sara: *unties Chris*
Chris: *stands there for a second* *runs out in the forest*
Sara: Dammit Chris! DO I HAVE TO GET BRITNEY TO HUNT YOU DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Chris is nowhere to be seen*
Sara: *muttering* Fine, I'll just put it up myself... *looks around* How did I end up in this hellhole?
*camera goes into a blur*
A.J: I'm happy to see that you're all okay even though the storm. *looks at J.C. and Chris* With some exceptions of course. Anyway, we're here to compete again.
*camera shows the contestants undera a clear sky, the storm disappeared as unexpected as it came*
*camera shows A.J. again*
A.J: Three contestants from each team are going to pick coconuts from these two palm trees *points at two palm trees, with 10 coconuts each tied up in them* The first team who get their 10 coconuts into their basket, blue for North and red for South, wins.
*camera shows the contestants*
A.J: Competing for team North are Kevin, Beth and Brian, and for South are J.C., Sara and Chris.
*teams get ready*
*start signal goes*
J.C. and Sara: *sits down and let Chris do all the work*
Kevin: *helps Beth up in the palm tree*
Britney and Christina: *starts yelling at each other over something* *bitch fight breaks out*
Nick: *saves Tyke from the two angry blond sluts*
Kevin: *gets hit in the head by a coconut* *passes out*
Brian: KEVIN!!
Beth: *throws down another coconut*
Brian: *just barely gets away from getting hit by it* Stop it Beth! *keeps running away from the coconuts that are falling at him*
Beth: *does her best to throw the coconuts to Brian*
J.C: *looks at Kevin* Wait a second... did he just get some of your pills? *looks at Sara*
Sara: *smacks J.C. over the head*
J.C: Ouch... *moves a bit away from her*
Britney: *bruised* You're like such a bitch you know!
Christina: *also bruised* Like you're so much better!
Britney: I AM!
Christina: Well I won at the Grammies, did you?
Britney: *slaps Christina* That was supposed to be my award!!
Christina: *slaps Britney* At least I'm not the one who's turning more and more into a brunette the longer we stay on this island!
Britney: *gasp* How dare you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*bitch fight breaks out again*
Chris: I'm done!
Brian: *just puts the tenth coconut in the basket* *looks at Beth with an evil look*
A.J: And the winner is, against all odds, team South. *looks at the cameramen* Did they cheat?
*mumble is heard behind the cameras*
A.J: No? But then how could they win?????
*host and crew are confused*
Chris: I knew we'd win!
A.J: How did you know that? *looks at Chris*
Chris: Well, I'm part monkey you see, so climbing trees comes really easy for me *smiles*
A.J: Oh... That makes sense... that would explain the looks too...
Chris: No... I'm partly dog to... *goes on talking about what he really is, but everyone ignores him*
A.J: Okay, so team South won, and since you lost all your food when you had Joey in your camp, you have now won food... The original supplies.
Britney and Chris: *cheers*
Sara: *mumbles* Yay...
J.C: Why do we need food anyway? I want drugs!!!!! *cries* *remembers the cameras* Hehe... I was just kidding... drugs are bad... *smiles nervously*
Sara: *smacks J.C.*
*camera shows Beth of North*
Beth: *twirling her hair* Our camp kind of fell apart when this rain you know came. *stops twirling her hair* The house still stands where it stood, and Tyke is still here. I don't think Christina likes Tyke. Hmmm... *starts twirling her hair again* And Sara came over... She really got a thing for Nick, I don't know what they did though, Brian kept talking to me and Christina about how sex before marriage is wrong. I don't know why he's so upset... I mean, he's like married, so that should be okay. *thinks* I mean, if he's married then there's nothing wrong, right? Then there's been a marriage before he had sex... hmmmm... I don't get why he won't sleep with me... or Christina. I mean, okay, I understand Christina, god knows what she took with her here you know, but still... *thoughtfully keeps twirling her hair* Britney and Christina are really upset, they hate each other. It's pretty weird though, cause I thought they were like best friends. I mean, they seemed to be so alike so I just thought that they pretty much had to you know. *stops twirling her hair* I miss Mandy, I think she should come back. I mean she's my best friend... I want her here. Instead she gets to be in the hotel with Autumn and Tasha. Although it's pretty cool that they got to come even though they weren't going to bein the show *starts twirling her hair again*
*camera shows Chris of South*
Chris: We won the competition! I knew we would too! J.C. and Sara didn't bother to help but that's okay, they don't like my jokes so I don't care about them. They are just mean to me anyway. But... but... *starts crying* Britney is even worse!!!!! *hysterical crying* She attacked me in the middle of the night! I was asleep and all of a sudden there was this... this creature in front of me giggling! She said something about that J.C. have taken too much drugs to be able to get it up and she... she... *cries for a long while* Sara is really mad at me! Cause I ran away the morning after the storm... *sniff* But Britney... I know it was Britney cause she kept saying "like" and "you know" all the time... and Britney always does that... *cries some more* It wasn't that bad when Joey was here... cause then she left me alone most of the time... and I'm used to Joey. But... I know Lance puts up with it all the time... *sniff* I'll never be mean to Lance again! *hysterical crying*
*camera goes into a blur*
*camera shows Sara of South*
Sara: As you might know, I hate my life. The only good thing about being here is that Nick is here too. That doesn't help much though, since he's not in my camp. What wouldn't I give to change camp... *sighs* J.C. doesn't try to make me work anymore, and he isn't as annoying as he used to be... okay that's not true. He's a pain in the ass and he deserves to die. I tried to strangle Britney this morning... didn't succeed. J.C. dragged me away. I hate him. I'll kill him, I just need to find where they hide the knife and the hatchet. For some reason they've hidden all the sharp objects from me! I don't understand why!!! So, all I got to work with now is ropes. And since the whole camp was flushed away during this storm there was some pieces of rope laying everywhere. I found one long enough and I tried to strangle Britney. *sighs* She was turning blue in her face and then J.C. came and ruined everything!! I'll kill him... I swear I will find that knife and then... *keeps mumbling about how she's going to kill her whole team*
A.J: So, now we're here again *bored out of his mind* I got more important things to do than this so can we please get the voting over with?
*camera shows the contestants, all with smaller wounds that won't heal, and Kevin with his head all bandaged up*
*stupid music plays while the camera shows the contestants*
Chris: *crying*
Britney: *twirling her hair*
J.C: *talking to Sara, about the pills as usual*
Sara: *looking at J.C. with a psycho look all over her face*
Team North: *busy writing their little notes and handing them in*
A.J: So *picks up the urn* One of you are going to leave the camp, and I'm pretty sure who and why *looks at Kevin (who is pissed)*
A.J: The first note says... Brian. The second note says Brian too. That's two notes for Brian.
Brian: I can count A.J.
A.J: I'm sure you can but... *looks at Beth and Christina* *picks up another note* Beth. And the fourth note says... Beth. So, two votes for Brian, and two votes for Beth. The Next vote is the one that will send one of you away from this camp. *picks up the final note* And it says... Beth.
Beth: *twirling her hair*
A.J: Beth, would you come with me please?
Beth: Huh? *stops twirling her hair* Oh, yeah, sure... umm... I mean... huh?
A.J: Just come with me.
Beth: Umm... okay *walks over to A.J.*
A.J: The rest of you, I'm sure you got camps to build up again, so bye, bye. Off you go, and I'm going back to the hotel.
Beth: And me?
A.J: You're coming with me.
Beth: Oh, okay.
*camera shows the blue sky, the palm trees and the beach, full of crap that's blown off trees or out of the camps during the storm*
*camera shows a camp, with a house that's amazingly enough still standing and seems pretty stabile*
*camera shows team North's blue flag*
*camera shoots the whole camp and the contestants, Kevin is nowhere to be seen*
Nick: *busy making out with Sara that's visiting, again*
Brian: *lecturing Christina about how sex before marriage is a very bad thing, again*
Christina: *seriously bored* I think that bitch Britney messed up my hair... *feels carefully* She did! I'm going to kill her!!
Sara: *looks up at the word "kill"* Yes, please!
*mumble is heard behind the camera*
Nick: Kevin? He's... he was getting his head checked.
Christina: No he wasn't! He's with that slut Autumn!
Brian: *faints*
Nick: Look what you did!!!
*yelling fight breaks out between Christina and Nick, while Sara starts searching for something sharp*
*stupid music plays*