Quotes
Sayings and stuff...
(Many include inside jokes, too bad for u poor fools who missed out)


Funny

Cuz your the goddamn wind beneath my fucking wings. ~ Patrick Wu

West side till I die motha fucka. ~ Patrick Wu

Why are your pants so rough... ~ Some anonymous gay

I'm the negotiator! ~ Same as above...

That's one big drink, for one big bear...that's some big eyeballs. ~ Daniel Kim

Hey Mr. Allen! ~ Hahaha, Me

Anybody want a drink? ~ Jason Chang

HAYMA! ~ Jonathan Sujarit

I want some ass cream. ~ Hema aka HAYMA!

I brush my teeth beef bowl I go to bed. ~ Jonathan Sujarit

Mr. Snail is only one minute man. ~ Brian Park

Just cuz we're not going out doesn't mean we cant talk about our future children. ~ Xavier Hernandez

Why you come here man? I like you man, you good guy man, but you dumb motha fucka man. ~ Jonathan Sujarit, Ty (Ben's Audio) impersonation

You're unique just like everyone else. ~ Jesseca Lerdswanrut quoting Alan Beaty

Guy's shhhh...please shhhh....Gentlemen please shhhhh.... ~ Jonathan Sujarit, Mr. Allen impersonation

Randy: Then turn right?
Jon Jon: Yeah, and you'll run into a gate and I'll be standing there naked.
~ Jonathan giving Randy driving directions

Do you want to increase your ejaculation by 581%? ~ Marc Sycip

Ready to roll? In a bed probably... ~ Jesseca Lerdswanrut

It makes meeh sound like a whore. ~ Jesseca Lerdswanrut responding to the quote above :::No Comment Jesseca::: AHAHAHA j/k j/k

I don't think its that loud. ~ Daniel Kim

I would bite a dick for one dollar. ~ Daniel Kim will do anything for money

I'll race anyone! If I lose oh well it's an automatic. But if I win your car SUCKS! ~ Alfie Guevarra

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~ Jon Jon's impersonation of Whaed Gardezi

Where is Alfie's adams-apple?...He ate it. ~ Manveer Sadhal

Peace and applesauce! ~ Grace Something...help me out someone...

Any sound system that looks like it makes war on other countries I must buy. ~ Daniel Kim

DUDE...OMG...DUDE...HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY! ~ Jonathan Sujarit

Me: Dude, burn me the CD!!!
Manveer: Shut up already or I'll melt it in front of your face. ~ Friendly conversation between Manveer and me

Oh my God, I wish this was like cave times where you can challenge for leadership. I'd kick my dad's ass so fast. 5 minutes no holds barred bare knuckle boxing. ~ Steve Kuo (he seems to have some anger...)

Rape the land and pillage the women. ~ Marc Sycip

I swear, Oompa Loompa is scary shit, if I was a kid, I wouldn't wanna see that shit. They are like jumping around and dancing and shit with their weird ass faces. Its attack of the midget like orange people. ~ Randy Oh (nice comments about one of the best movies ever...HAHAHA)

I hope it's not gay club! ~ Jon Jon's Mom

Fool! Let's kill! ~ Me

Happy New Year! May your VTEC transfers become extra torquey! ~ Danny

Dude Frank, can I fondle your breasts too? ~ Alfie

I am sad now for all my babies are now baby makers. ~ Brian Park

I live my life one double double at a time...in those 4 seconds or less, I'm free. ~ Manveer Sadhal *impression* of Alfie

Marc: Ok Frank, I got a 24 out of 25...
Frank: Yea, me too...marking myself down for 24 out of 25...
Brian: Screw you guys man, I get a 25 out of 25 ~ See what happens when we grade our own quizzes in AP US

I would like to nominate my mom for stupidest bitch in the universe. ~ Steve Kuo ... again, Steve has a lot of anger ... hahaha

I should be thankful for having a car...but there's nothing wrong with wishing I had something better. ~ Alfie (wishing he had gone Type S)

There are only two reasons why I do things, for myself, or for my future. If IB doesn't help my future, there's no way I'm doing it for myself. ~ Randy ... we should all listen to him


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