Story #11
From Story #10
Choosing "Remove yourself from Aaragorn and hug Arwen instead."
By Saki and Elena Halfelven


You consider what she said, and decide to let go of Aaragorn and latch onto Arwen instead. "Darling, do you love me?!?!?!"

*piku piku*

You gasp. "You don't love me, do you?!?! But Arwen, have you completely forgotten about last night, and what you said?!"

Sam starts laughing.

"Aha!" You yell. "Now its your turn!" You aren't exactly following the rules, but that is beside the point.

Sam looks startled. "Wha-what?"

"It's your turn!" He stares at you uncomprehendingly. You sigh and start explaining the game.

Everyone immediately says, "I'm not playing."

"You are too!" you yell angrily. "Come on-" You turn to Pippin. "Do you want me to tell everyone what you REALLY meant when, in The Two Towers, you said 'I'll tackle Strider by the campfire. He's less testy,'? And Gimli and Legolas, do you want everyone to know what you were REALLY counting during the battle of Helms Deep? I'm just not so sure that it was slain orcs you were counting...And everyone who doesn't play gets a BIG hug!!"

That gets you a reaction. Aaragorn steps in front of Frodo and pushes Arwen behind him, you notice Gimli fingering his axe. You also notice Frodo's sword is glowing blue, for some reason.

"I take it we're going to play," you say happily. "Alright! Sam gets to go first!" You suddenly notice that Sam is slightly more red than you had previously noticed. You throw a nervous glance towards Beastmaster to make sure she's still amused. You're not sure what would happen if...well, never mind. She looks amused enough, so you decide that she's happy with the current situation.

Sam slowly glances around, and his eyes settle on one person. He walks slowly up to Legolas and mumbles something quietly.

"WHAT?!!" You yell loudly, fully aware of what he said. "I can't heeeeerrrrreeee yooouuuu!!!"

Sam mumbles a bit again.

"A little louder!" You yell again. "You're still too quiet!"

Apparently Sam's had enough of this, so he just yells, "DARLING, DO YOU LOVE ME?!?!"

Legolas coughs, and responds politely, "Darling I love you but I just can't-" WHACK.

"Don't even start! Sam is MINE!!!!" Frodo yells.

You now decide to:

Laugh maniacally at the chaos.

Stop this game before it gets a bit to...revealing.

Add your opinion as to who makes the best couple with Sam.