Story #13
From Story #8
Choosing "Attempt to decline her offer of becoming a Mazoku."
By Saki and Elena Halfelven


"Gosh thanks...but-" You start. You don't finish.

"Oh, I'm sososososo SO happy!" Deep Sea Dolphin says, giving you a big hug. She grabs a sword and says, "Hold still, this will hurt, but only for a second."

"Wait a second!" you cry. "WAIT!! Hang on!"

She smiles cheerfully. "Yes, do hang on. I'm afraid this really will hurt."

Yes, it does hurt. You just barely manage to say the classic, "Oh, shiiii....." before she stabs you.

And when you wake up...

You:

Scream. A lot.

Ask for something to eat-dying makes you hungry!

Make another comment about the plastic bag.