"Please don't kill me," you whine.

"Why not, human?" Gaav sneers.

Unexpectedly, an idea comes to mind. Your face brightens.

"Don't kill me," you say,"because I have some very important information for you - which I will only tell you if you don't kill me."

"We will kill you anyway, human." You decide that if you live through this, you will not invite Phibrizo to your birthday party.

"Well, anyways," You continue, trying not to sound to put out, "I just thought you should know, Xellos is in love..." here you pause for effect "with Filia Ul Colpt."

Each Mazoku has a very extreme reaction. Dynast starts choking, his eyes wide. Gaav knocks over something that looks rather expensive, Phibrizo laughs a manic, (very) highly pitched, (ironically) childlike laugh. Deep Sea Dolphin just looks at Beastmaster. Beastmaster...well, lets not go there. Xellos somewhat resembles a corpse with a blood-stained face.

You smile, pleased with the effect you've had, but you can't help but wonder, What're they going to do now? Slowly you realize that no one's paying much attention to you anymore; they're all staring at Xellos.

You decide to:

Steal back the stage.

Run away.