Abby
- My roommate Abby and I have a very dangerous existence together.
We disagree on everything. It keeps life interesting. She's
a phenomenal painter and everyday, I'm greeted by her bare breast (it's
hanging on our wall). She's my little wing-meat.
Al
- Albany is my 00ntz and my best friend. Probably without her,
my life would have little meaning. We're going to buy semi-trucks
together and have ACK Truckin' with Kyla. For more Scary C and Al
fun, check out this.
Alicia
- I need Alicia in my life because she never admits I'm right and she
has comforting bosoms. We call her Juice. You can ask her for
the explanation.
Amber
H. - Amber was my RA and while no longer an official Emporia-ite, she
is still an honorary member. Her fiancè Jeffrey and her are
my Flying J buddies.
Amber
O. - I have had the distinct pleasure of getting to know Amber, Kyla's
sister, this year. She transferred to Emporia State and is my new
laundry buddy. Watch out, though, she'll drink you under the table.
Corey
- Corey "gets" to work with me in the Ethnic and Gender Studies office
here at good ol' ESU. She puts up with my singing, 'nouf said.
Dani
- I met Dani during a rather unpleasant opening weekend of the dorms
my frosh year and have since embarked on several adventures with her including
a grueling semester of Earth Science. She knows things that most
people shouldn't know.
Jeffrey
- Closeted Jeff is my secret mistress. He brings me great things
like Six Feet Under tapes and Cat Food and if I whine, he'll take me to
dinner and movie. Mostly, though, it's the sex that keeps me coming
back.
Jessi
- Jessi and I were roommates (along with Al) for a semester in the
dorms and she's my pretend girlfriend (pg4eva). She's also an awesome
artist and you should definitely check out her ass, I mean, work.
Jon
- Straight Jon has been my best friend (along with Al who he doesn't
actually like, funny that) since he showed up in my dorm room freshman
year and never left. He'll always be my hero because he bought me
beef stick for Christmas and he has a HOT car.
Karina
- Abby's girlfriend is one of the sweetest girls I know, but she's
super shy, so you have to threaten her to get her to talk. Or get
her liquored up. That always works.
Kyla
- Kyla is too busy for friends so I only see her when I live with her
-- every other semester. She's smart, funny, sweet, and HOT but who's
keeping track. Anyway, if you see her running about, tell her her
C misses her. (My parents call sometimes just to ask about Kyla, I think
I'm being traded in for a better model)
Lianne
- Lianne fascinates me. She's a former English Major, now studying
Earth Science and working as a Librarian, something she'd like to do permanently
after a few years as a forest ranger. Probalby I'm in awe of her
mad rock skills.
Maria
- Describing Maria would be hard. So I won't.
Sarah
- The first time I saw Sarah, I was convinced she was a lesbian. Then
I met her boyfriend. Then she met Dani. Now she's convinced
she's a lesbian. You think that's confusing, you should see the photos
from the time we set her on fire. She and I like to have long talks
by the lake and go on "dates" but mostly, she's always there for me.
And I owe her money.
Tracy
- Tracy is another of my girlfriends, however, he's also a boy.
He comes to the office and rubs me on Mondays. I appreciate that
a great deal.
Vanessa
- Vanessa is sort of a Topeka friend sort of an Emporia friend ex-girlfriend
best friend type so we'll just put her here. She has more holes than
swiss cheese and she's great in bed. What more could you ask for?
Authors
Note: Several friends are missing here, including, but not limited to Laura,
Ryan, and Kamisha... some because I have no photos, others because I'm
so sick of doing this. I'll get more up as I go.
