My Friend, Sarah...
This is Sarah.
She's sweet, sensitive, funny,
and a big ol' pain in the ass.
Most people make websites
for themself. Essentially this means that it's rare you see a page
that tells you what that person is really like. More like what they
think of themselves.
I'm going to tell you what
Sarah is really like.
Nearly 21 years old, Sarah
lives with her girlfriend Dani here in Emporia, Kansas. They both attend
Emporia State University because they, too, have been deceived into thinking
you can leave Emporia once you get here. She's an Education Major
with so many emphasises, nobody can keep track but her so it's not important.
She grew up in Kansas City (Shawnee, KS, to be specific) where she went
to one of those Shawnee Mission Schools and dated some dick but that's
not important because she's since seen the light. She does a lot
of band stuff and some kind of club that requires even potential members
to wear pins. I think it's really a cult.
In 1999-2000, Sarah lived
on 3rd Floor Morse and met me,
essentially guaranteeing our lives would never be boring again. She
spends her free time on the phone with me, kicking me in the shins, and
protecting ESU Apartments from evil.
email: sbears@hotmail.com
aim: jumpingupanddown