BSB Xmas Special
Seeing as the holidays are coming up, I’ve decided to put a little special section in for the month of December :)

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Realaudios:
Christmastime

Winter Wonderland
(A short clip)





If you're really bored, you can read my lil' attempt at humor here... :)
A BSB Story, the Xmas Edition (or, The Boys Discover a Reindeer)

The boys are in the studio peacefully recording Christmastime. Suddenly a big *CRASH* is heard…



Howie: What was that?!
Brian: Tyke?? TYKE????? Are you messing around in the tech equipment again?!?! BAD DOG!!!
Kevin: Uhhh Bri, I don’t think that was Tyke…
Nick: *singing* Christmastiiiiiime, the best time of the year…
Howie: Yo, Nick, we’re not singing anymore!!
Nick: *confused* wha?! Huh?!
Brian: It’s okay Nick, just go into the kitchen and get some pizza, and everything will be alright…
Nick: Pizza?? Mmmmmm…pizza….*walks zombielike to the kitchen*
*Suddenly Tyke bounds into the room, yapping loudly, then proceeds to drool on AJ’s shoes*
AJ: TYKE!!! Oh no my new suede shoes!! All ruined…
Brian: TYKEEEEE!!!! *runs to Tyke with his arms open and gives him a huge hug* Oh you’re alright Tyke!! I’m sorry I ever accused you of doing ANYTHING wrong, I’ll never do it again!! *starts baby talking* You’re such a good dog, yes you are…
AJ: But but…my shoes!! My precious shoes…my…my…
Nick: *bursting in and interrupting AJ* Guys guys!!! HELP!!! There’s a moose in our kitchen eating all of my pizza!!!
Howie: A moose?? I wanna see!!
Kevin: Okay guys CALM DOWN now, there’s nothing to get excited ab…AHHHHHH!!!! *the other guys make a mad dash to the kitchen and almost run him over* Whoa, wait up!!!

In the Kitchen:
Nick: See look at that moose!! And my pizza *stomach grumbles*!!
AJ: Nick, that’s not a moose…
Nick: Yeah it is! It’s big, and brown, and it has antlers…
AJ: That’s a reindeer, not a moose you idiot!!
Nick: A reindeer? But reindeer don’t exist!
AJ: Yes they do you dimwit!! That’s one right there eating your pizza!!
*Upon seeing AJ the reindeer attempts to lick his shades*
AJ: Hey hey watch it there, these are my good ray-bans!! Just what I need, dog drool on my shoes, reindeer drool on my shades…
Kevin: Hey look at this tag on its neck!:
"If found, please return to:
Santa’s Workshop
2 Candy Cane Lane
North Pole, North Pole"
Brian: Woooow, one of Santa’s real reindeer!!
*Tyke growls at reindeer, which in turn sort of snorts back*
Brian: Down Tyke, down!! It’s just a reindeer!!
Nick: Dude what should we do with it?!
Howie: I think we should uh, return it to the North Pole, I’ll bet you Santa will be missing it otherwise!!
Nick: Which one do you think it is? Dasher? Dancer? Prancer or Vixen? *breaks into song* Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen!! And the most famous reindeer of all…
Howie: Whoa whoa Nick hold up there buddy!
Nick: *snaps back* what? Huh?! Oh sorry, got carried away in the moment there…
Brian: *I* think we should keep it! After all it is cute…*Tyke growls* Oh come now Tyke you’ll learn to get along with it! So can we keep him? Huh?? Can we? Can we?? Reindeer, you want to stay here, right??
*The reindeer, who has finished all the pizza and has moved on to the jello, looks at Brian and licks him with a blue tongue*
Brian: Awwww that's a good boy! See he likes me!! Ack!! I’m all blue!!
AJ: Heeeey that’s a good idea!! I should use Jello to dye my hair rainbow colors!!
Nick: And can we name him? I know! Let’s name him Hoofy…
Brian: But what if he’s Prancer? Or Blitzen!
Howie: I definitely think we should return him to Santa, whatever his name is!
AJ: I say we should get it on the roof to see if it flies! I’ve always wanted to ride a reindeer through the sky…besides it would compliment all my leopardskin hats! All faux fur of course…
Nick: Yo why don’t we put him in our next show? I think that’s a great idea! I can see it now... "And now presenting…the Backstreet Boys, featuring Hoofy the Reindeer, straight from Santa’s workshop!"
Brian: Ya’ll are so weird! I think we should just keep him!!
AJ: Oh WE’RE weird! Look who’s talking! At least I don’t talk to my dog and my basketball collection all the time!!
Brian: Hey don’t diss my b-balls!! At least *I* don’t want to go flying through the air at night with my ‘cool’ shades on and faux fur cowboy hats!
Kevin: Guys, GUYS! No need to squabble here!!
Howie: So what are we supposed to do with him?
Brian: I think we should throw AJ out the window.
*AJ sticks tongue out at Brian*
Kevin: No no not AJ, the reindeer, whatever his name is! In any case, I think Howie is right, we should be responsible and take him back to the North Pole. Brian: But…but…I wanted another pet *puts on a sad face* I’ve always wanted a reindeer…
Kevin: No buts we’re taking him back!! And that’s that!!



The Boys, after loading the reluctant reindeer onto the Backstreet Plane get ready to head to the North Pole. On the Backstreet Plane:
Kevin: (to pilot) Could you take us to the North Pole please? (to rest) Alright everyone settle in for a long trip…
Brian: Reindeer would you like some cheese? *Tyke growls* Oh come on Tyke I give you cheese all the time! Oh fine have some Swiss. *Tyke devours the Swiss and then goes after Nick’s pizza* Good dog.
Nick: Nooooooo!! No one else gets my pizza!! This one’s all mine!! YAAAGGGGHHHHH!! *Runs away with his pizza as the reindeer and Tyke chase after him*
Howie: Careful with that pizza there Nick!! I just had the plane reupholstered! Like it? OH NO A SPOT!! *runs to get stain remover*
AJ: *panics* HELP HELP I FORGOT MY HAIR DYE!!!! YAAAHHHH!!!!
Kevin: AJ, relax dude, you can use the jello mix! We have tons of that.
AJ: *sigh of relief* Phew! I forgot about that! I was really worried there for a minute.



Hours later, at the North Pole, the Boys pile out of the plane:
Nick: I must be wearing 20 layers! I feel like an eskimo…
Brian: Well you look like one too!! *reindeer snickers* *Tyke too*
Nick: Oh shut up!!
AJ: Guys guys check this out!! *picks up icicles and sticks them on his head* Is this a cool idea for a new ‘do or what?!
Brian: I’m going with ‘or what’…
Nick: AJ you are waaaaaay too cool for the rest of us, even at the North Pole!
AJ: Thanks man! Waaaaaait a minute…
Kevin: Okay we need to figure out where Santa’s workshop is somehow…
Howie: Why don’t we ask that little green dude over there?
Nick: EEEEEEK!! AN EVIL LEPRECHAUN!!!
Elf: Actually I’m an elf.
Brian: Wooow a real live elf!! Are you one of Santa’s elves?
Elf: Yeah…heeeeey wait a minute you guys look familiar! Aren’t you the Backstreet Boys??? HEY GUYS COME HERE IT’S THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!
*hundreds of elves pop up from behind rocks and run over*
Nick: No no we’re eskimos I swear!! YAAAAHHH!!!

The Boys are surrounded by a throng of elves that come up to their waists…
Elves: Can I have an autograph?? Oh oh me me first!!
Nick: Woooow I feel so tall!!
Brian: That’s because you ARE tall Nick.
Nick: Oh right. I knew that
Howie: Hey this reminds me of the time I was a munchkin in the Wizard of Oz!! *starts singing Lollypop Guild Munchkin song from Wizard of Oz*
AJ: You guys don’t happen to have any green hair dye for me would you?
Elves: Uhhhh… we have candy canes.
AJ: Candy canes! Awesome idea!!! *sticks candy canes on head*
Kevin: Okay enough of that, what we’re really here for is to return this reindeer back to Santa *points to reindeer*
Elf: *gasp* It’s Prancer!! Okay who took a joyride on the reindeer?!
Brian: (to Nick) See I told you it was Prancer.
Nick: You did not!
Elf: We’ve got to get him back to Santa’s workshop! Everybody pile into the sleigh!!!

A sleigh appears out of nowhere and the Boys climb in with the 234913482 elves…
Howie: Is it just me or is it a little crowded in here?
Elf: On Prancer! *Prancer takes off, and they start flying*
AJ: See! I told you guys it could fly…but does anyone listen to me? Noooo!!
Nick: Look it’s Santa’s workshop!!

After landing:
Elf: Santa look! The Backstreet Boys have brought back Prancer…
Santa: Ho ho ho!! Why thank you Boys!! Normally, I think other people would have wanted to keep him…
Nick: Well Brian here wanted to kee…OW!! *Brian steps on Nick’s foot*
Brian: Awww it was no problem Santa!
Santa: Well you boys deserve something extra special…what would you like?
Howie: Could we have lots and lots of gummi bears??
Nick: *smacks forehead* We COULD’VE asked for something better like N64 games or pizza but noooooo…
Brian: I want cheese! And so does Tyke *Tyke nods and yaps in agreement*
AJ: Ooh ooh Santa can we have a ride on your sleigh?? Pleeeeaaase?
Santa: Well I suppose I could give you boys a lift home…and you can have pizza, and cheese, and whatever you want!!
All: YAAAYYY!!

On the sleigh:
Kevin: Hmmm, flying through the air…that’s a good idea for our concerts…hmmmm!
AJ: *shouting in between Big Macs* Music is love, love is music, music is my life, and TO ALL A GOODNIGHT!! Errr…or something like that…

The End. And Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukkah, etc!!

Hope ya'll liked my little story! -Christine :)