Kaon kab diske paas jata hai TAUFEEQ...
Ye to vaqt hai jo majboor karke latahai...
Jaga dil lagane ki duniya nahiin hai...
Ye Ibrath ki jaa hai tamasha nahiin hai...
Guzara hai do din ka jo karna hai karle...
Khiyaam isme kisi ka hargiz ke naheen hai,,..
Hamdam se gaye ham dam ke liye hamdam na mila...
Marham ke liye mar ham hi gaye marham na mela...
Abke yoon dil ko saza deehamne ...
Uski har baat bhuladee hamne...
Ek ek phool hamain bahot yaad aya ...
Shakhe gul ko jaladee ham ne...
Aaj phir bahot yaad aai vo ...
Aaj phir dua dee hamne...
Koi to baat hai usme TAUFEEQ ...
Jispe har khushi lutadii tumne...
Hamko mohobbat ne aadaab ye sikhayen hain...
Har zaqm par has has ke katil ko dua dena...
Khud hi ko kar buland itna ,
Ke har taqreer se pahle khuda khud akar pooche tujh se,
ki bata teri raza kya hai,...
Parvaaz hai dono ki isi ek FIZA main...
kargaz ka jahaan our hai SHAHEEN ka jahaan aour...
Sajdon ke evas firdos milti ye baat mujhe manzoor nahiin...
Belos ibadat karta hoon banda hoon tera majdoor nahiin...
Vo ladkiyaan gulaab ugana bhi seekhle ,
Balome jin ko phool sajane ki aadat hai . . .
Teri janaab haath badhaoon kaise ..?
Saleeqa hi naheen dosteeka...
Hosh khushbooke udgaye honge ...
Phool ko aap ne jab chooaa hoga...
Naheen hai our kuchbhi dunyaa me aye dost...
Dil Gham aashna hai aor main hoon...
Sao chad bhi chamkenge to kya baat banegi ..!
Jab aap ayenge to is raat ki aokhat banegi...
* Ghamo ki khadr karo aor unke saath chalo...
Gham fareb na denge kabhi khushi ki tar ha...
Funny Ashars . . .(Muskurao nahin Dil Khol kar Haso...)
jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga
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company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain
problem ye hai ki bus voh
read only hain
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shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye
dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye
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tumhare samne hain itney item
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon pe
kabhi to tum double click karo
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roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warning
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Mainee tumhari yaadon mein.. ro ro ke tub bhar diye...
Aur tum itney be-wafa nikle, ki nahake chal diye!!!
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Voh sadak ke is paar thi
hum sadak ke us paar they
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us paar they, aur voh sadak ke is paar thi.
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Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele kaa chhilka...
Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele kaa chilka...
Jo dekha tho dil phisal he gaya.
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Tum aa gaye ho; noor aa gaya hai
chalo teeno movie chalen.
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Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar...
Aasmaan mein... ud raha hain kabootar,
Flutter Flutter,
Flutter Flutter.
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Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu.
magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.
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Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Par hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai.
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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kahaa khud kushi kar le zalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
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Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
!@#$%^&*~~~~
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
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Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
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Before marriage:
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti
!@#$%^&*()~~~
After marriage:
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hu
lekin mumtaz nahi marti
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