Here are all the episodes from Season Nine!
TOW NO ONE PROPOSES
TOW EMMA CRIES
TOW THE PEDIATRICIAN
TOW THE SHARKS
TOW PHOEBE'S BIRTHDAY DINNER
TOW THE MALE NANNY
TOW ROSS' INAPPROPRIATE SONG
TOW RACHEL'S OTHER SISTER
TOW RACHEL'S PHONE NUMBER
TOW CHRISTMAS IN TULSA
TOW RACHEL GOES BACK TO WORK
TOW PHOEBE'S RATS
TOW MONICA SINGS
TOW THE BLIND DATES
TOW THE MUGGING
TOW THE BOOB JOB
TOW THE MEMORIAL SERVICE
TOW THE LOTTERY
TOW RACHEL'S DREAM
TOW SOAP OPERA PARTY
TOW THE FERTILITY CLINIC
TOW THE DONOR
TOI BARBADOS PARTS 1&2
Joey tries to tell Rachel that he didn't really propose, but can't get a moment alone with her. Phoebe gets involved but that just confuses things. Joey tries to keep Ross away from Rachel until he can straighten in out. Monica and Chandler continue trying to get pregnant; Mr. Geller discovers them having sex in the janitor's closet and is mortified, until he learns that they're trying to conceive; then he's so enthusiastic he starts giving them advice, and Monica is mortified. Joey, Ross, and Rachel finally straighten out that no one was going to propose; Ross was just planning to ask Rachel if they could start up their relationship again. Everything is just about smoothed out when Ross realizes that Rachel is wearing the ring, and therefore must have said yes to Joey.
Ross: Well, I didn't! I didn't propose! Unless.... Did I? I haven't slept in 40 hours, and it does sound like something I would do.
The gang has a welcome-home party for Rachel. When Emma sleeps, Rachel misses her, so she wakes her up. Nothing can get her back to sleep. Chandler, nervous about a big meeting, has missed a night of sleep, and falls asleep in the meeting. At the end, he wakes up just in time to unknowingly agree to move to Tulsa, Oklahoma. Monica won't agree to it, but management won't let him off the hook. Ross is still angry with Joey for being engaged (even if by accident) to Rachel. Joey tries to get Ross to punch him, but then ducks and Ross hits a post, breaking his thumb. Joey continues causing additional injuries to Ross. Joey doesn't understand the "quotes" gesture. "SuperMonica" finally gets Emma to go back to sleep.
Joey: Name? No, I know, "Ross," but what's it short for? You know, like Rossle? Rostipher?
Chandler and Monica announce their plans to move to Oklahoma. Monica contacts a restaurant head-hunter to see if there's a chef position in Tulsa, and ends up getting a great offer for a position in New York. She decides to take it, so Chandler arranges to spend just 4 days a week in Tulsa. Joey can't get over the fact that Emma's pediatrician is named Dr. Weiner. Phoebe and Joey agree to set each up with dates; Joey forgets, but lies that he's set her up with someone named Mike; then he has to find someone to fit the bill. Phoebe finds out the truth and leaves, but later Mike finds her at the coffee house and they arrange to go out again. Rachel abuses Emma's pediatrician too much, so she has to find a new one; she goes to Ross's old pediatrician (Dr. Gettleman) only to discover that "Rossy" still goes there, as well.
Chandler: Yeah, I know it must be important to you when you start chattering like a monkey.
Ross points out that Phoebe's never been in a long term relationship, which freaks her out just as she leaves on a date with Mike. Ross tracks down Mike later to explain why Phoebe was so disturbed, but just makes things worse with a fictional story about a six-year relationship she had. Chandler has to stay the weekend in Tulsa, so Monica flies there to surprise him. He's watching porn when she arrives, but he changes the channel quickly, which makes her think he gets off to shark documentaries. Joey meets a hot woman (Hayley) and starts dating her, but he recognizes her apartment and thinks he's slept with her before. She obviously doesn't remember it so he finally confronts her about it, only to find out he previously dated her roommate.
Rachel: Guys are just different. They like things that we can't understand. You know, I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend that he was an archeologist, and that I was this naughty cave women who he unfroze from a block of ice.
For her birthday Phoebe plans a speical dinner for herself, Joey, Ross, Rachel, Monica and Chandler. Joey and Phoebe end up waiting alone at the restaurant. The other four get caught up at home. Monica is upset that Chandler smoked, but they end up in bed anyway as Monica is ovualating. Mean while Rachel is petrified of leaving baby Emma with Ross' Mom.
Ross: A pigeon, a pigeon. No, no wait, no, no, an eagle flew in! Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, swirling around in the whirl pool that fills the apartment.
Rachel: Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that's true.
Freddie Prinze jr. guest stars as Sandy, Emma's sensitive and sweet male nanny. Despite the fact that he is wonderful with Emma, Ross dislikes Sandy. The fact that he is a "male" nanny makes Ross uncomfortable. Chandler gets upset when he realizes that he might not be the funniest guy Monica knows. To make him feel better, the gang pretends to laugh at all his jokes, when Chandler finds out he gets upset.
Ross: It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?
Sandy: But you are a real boy!
Ross: I know I am! (Ross now starts to cry) ...And when it's summer, and it's hot, why can't you wear a tank top?
Ross is playing with Emma, when he realizes singing 'Baby Got Back' makes her laugh. Joey decides to invest in real estate and visits Richard's apartment, which he is selling. There Chandler finds a videotape labelled Monica, which he steals thinking it is a 'sex tape'. Phoebe meets Mike's parents for the first time. She changes her look and acts differently to get them to like her, she even eats veal! They still do not approve, but Mike tells them off and says he loves her.
Joey:(laughs.) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica.) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird. " (laughs again.) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises....)
Phoebe is excited about moving in with Mike, but discovers her never wants to get married and changes her mind, decideing the futures they want are too different and they break up.
Rachel's sister Amy comes over for Thanksgiving dinner. She decides that she should be the one to have custody of Emma if Ross and Rachel are dead. Ross and rachel decide who will get Emma in several case scenerios. Chandler obsesses over not being a good father. Joey forgets to go to the parade to be on the Days Of Our Lives float. Monica obsesses over her good wedding china.
Ross: I know, I mean a PhD is just as good as an MD.
Rachel: Oh sure Ross, yeah. If I have a heart attack in a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush.
Rachel and Phoebe go out to a bar for a night out. Rachel gives a guy she meets her phone number, and later is worried he will call and Ross will answer before she is home. Chandler lies to Joey about spending the night in Tulsa, so he can be with Monica. Joey gets suspicous when he sees Monica in lingerie and thinks Monica is cheating on Chandler. Mike and Ross spend time together, and both find each other extremely boring.
Phoebe: Eye-contact?
Rachel: Mm-hmm.
Phoebe: I hope you were using protection.
Chandler reminisces about past Christmases he has spent with the gang, while spending Christmas alone in Tulsa, with only his sexy co-worker Wendy (Selma Blair) for company. Monica worries, Chandler is having an affair with Wendy and the rest of the gang celebrates Christma in Monica and Chandler's apartment.
Monica: Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?
Rachel goes back to work to find out she has been replaced by her arrogant temp Gavin (Dermot Mulroney). Chandler meets with a friend of Monica's to see if he could work as an advertising agent. Monica gets upset when she relaizes Chandler doesn't want to start a family anymore becuase they are not in the right place, since he is starting a new job. Phoebe appears as an extra on Days Of Our Lives and gets on Joey's nerves by getting too into her part.
Chandler: I mean, I can write slogans. I mean, how hard can it be, right? "Cheese. It's milk that you chew." "Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy." "A grape. Because who can get a water melon in your mouth?"
Phoebe and Mike take care of a group of baby rats after they kill their mother. Monica accidently invites Gavin, Rachel's work rival to her birthday party. Rachel and Ross get a new nanny for Emma. Joey likes her and tries to seduce her, but is stopped by Chandler and Ross. Later they find out she is a lesbian. The episode ends with rachel kissing Gavin, Ross sees from his apartment.
Rachel: Hello. (to Gavin) But you know what, hey, new day, new leaf, I am just really really happy ... (sees Gavin staring at Heather) I'm sorry, obviously Heather's ass has something more important to say so I'll just wait 'till it's finished.
Ross obsesses over Rachel kissing Gavin and 'moving on', he looks for women to pick-up, so he can get back at Rachel. Joey gets his eyebrows waxed, but it hurts so much he leaves with only one eyebrow done. Chandler offers to help him, saying he tweezed eyebrows for his father when he was little. Monica sings at Mike's piona bar, not knowing that everybody is the crowd can see through her shirt due to the spotlights. In the tag scene Rachel shows up on Joey's doorstep, asking if she can stay there, because she and ross fought and decided not to live together.
Chandler: Well maybe you're going about this the wrong way. You know I mean think about it. Single white male, divorced three times, two illegitimate children. The personal ad writes itself....
Phoebe and Joey come up with a plan to get Rachel and Ross back together. Phoebe sets Rachel up with pathetic whiny Steve (From TOW The Stoned Guy, actor Jon Lovitz) while Joey sets up a date for Ross who does not show up. The waiters at Ross restauraunt have a a bet how long it will take Ross to leave. While Ross and Rachel are on their dates Monica and Chandler are watching Emma. Since it is Monica's last day ovulating, they have sex with her in the next room, Joey walks in and discovers this fact and takes Emma to his apartment, giving Monica and Chandler a scare. Joey promises not to tell what they did as long as they name their first born Joey. When Ross and Rachel discuss their horrible dates, the discover it was a set-up.
Ross: But is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up?
Rachel: Oh, oh no. Do you think she walked in, saw you and left?
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