Rachel: Oh, Ross, can you stop by the coffee house and get me a muffin?
Ross: Oh, sure, what kind?
Rachel: Um, let me think. What do I want?. What do I want?
Ross: Please, take your time, It's an important decision. Not like, say, I don't know, deciding to marry someone. This is about a muffin.

Ross: You can go, I just have to fill out some forms.
Joey: You, uh, you want me to help you with that?
Ross: Why, does it look like I'm having trouble with my misshapen claw?
Joey: Name? No, I know, "Ross," but what's it short for? You know, like Rossle? Rostipher?
Ross: Just Ross.
Joey: Pretty. Okay, date of birth?
Ross: You know my birthday!
Joey: Sure. May... tember...
Ross: October 18th.
Joey: Occupation? Dinosaurs.
Ross: Actually, I'm a paleon.... "Dinosaurs" is fine. The drawing is not.
Joey: Alright, who do you want as your emergency contact?
Ross: Uh, Rachel, I guess.
Joey: Okay. Relationship? Oo boy, this could take a while.

Monica: I can't believe it, she's asleep! I got her to go to sleep! I have actual magical powers!
Phoebe: I can hear traffic and birds! I can hear the voices in my head again!

Joey: I can't believe you guys are moving.
Phoebe: I call their apartment!
Ross, Joey, and Rachel: No!

Rachel: I wonder why Ross said he died.
Monica: Oh, maybe he was getting him confused with his childhood therapist.
Chandler: He saw a therapist?
Monica: Um hmm. Yeah, he used to have this recurring nightmare. It really freaked him out.
Rachel: Wow, what was it?
Monica: That I was going to eat him.

Monica: We'll have a little second honeymoon at the Tulsa Ramada.
Joey: Oh, and you know what you should bring? Your black see-through teddy with the attached garters.
Monica: How do you know I have one of those?
Joey: Didn't until just now.

Rachel: Guys are just different. They like things that we can't understand. You know, I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend that he was an archeologist, and that I was this naughty cave women who he unfroze from a block of ice.
Monica: Oo, are you talking about my brother?
Rachel: Yeah, I didn't disguise that very well, did I.

Monica: Joey, you don't think sharks are sexy do you?
Joey: No. Wait a minute, wait. What was the little mermaid?