Gee See More Fungi - His Poem
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Do you like those fungus growths?
I do not like those fungus growths
I do not like them
They are gross!
Do you like them here or there?
Do you like them anywhere?
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like those fungus growths
I do not like them
They are gross!
Would you eat them in a house?
Would you eat them with a mouse?
I would not eat them in a house
I would not eat them with a mouse
I do not like those fungus growths
I do not like them
They are gross!
Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?
I would not eat them in a box
I would not eat them with a fox
I do not like those fungus growths
I do not like them
They are gross!
Would you, could you in a train?
Could you, would you in the rain?
I would not eat them in a train
I could not eat them in the rain
I do not like those fungus growths
I do not like them
They are gross!
Would you eat them in the sea?
Or on a boat, or in a tree,
Or in a car, or on a bus?
Try them, try them, YES! You must!
I would not eat them in the sea
Or on a boat, or in a tree,
Or in a car, or on a bus.
Or in a train, or in the rain,
Nor in a box, nor with a fox.
I would not eat them in a house
I would not eat them with a mouse
I do not like those fungus growths
I do not like them
They are gross!
Try them, try them
Don’t say NO!
Try them or you’ll never know!
If I try them will you leave?
If I try them? Please PLEASE PLEASE!
………………!!!!!
I DO so like those fungus growths!!
I REALLY like them
They’re NOT GROSS!
And I would eat them here or there
I would eat them anywhere
I would eat them in a house
I would eat them with a mouse
And I would eat them in a box.
And with a fox.
And in a train
And in the rain
And in the sea,
Or on a boat, or in a tree,
Or in a car, or on a bus
I DO so like those fungus growths!!
I REALLY like them
They’re NOT GROSS!
The moral of the story….Eat mushrooms…They’re not gross!
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All material ©Friends Against Fungi, 2004. Except in this case I think Mr See More may have stolen a little inspiration from elsewhere... thanks Dr S.