FAF Fairies and Wannabes

The Lawyer and the Lady
This highly attractive and talented couple are sadly lacking in their ability to leap off the fungal fence. While the legumes in question are omitted from their signature spag bol dinner parties, this does not occur without great debate and/or whinging. Please let me know when you decide what side you're on. For now, please 'Let me rest in peace / let me get some sleep...'

Dad
Dad nearly made it into the Mushie Crim category along with Mum and Sister Laura but we will give him the benefit of the doubt for now. Unlike his spouse he does not gloat over his consumption of the foul fungi, so we feel there is hope for him yet, and one doesn't like to write off one's entire family...