FAF Members

Queen Lizzie
Beatific leader and founder of the Friends Against Fungi, Queen Lizzie has been campaigning against mushrooms for as long as she can remember. Her powers of conversion and her devotion to the cause are undisputed, and despite the trials and torments of her years of hard work with the most desperate examples of Mushroom Criminality, her spirit remains undaunted.

Mushroom Finder General
The valued lieutenant of Queen Lizzie, this brave and historically-accurate mushroom-hater has been a supporter of the FAF movement since its inauguration. The Mushroom Finder General has a slightly patchy past when it comes to loyalty, having attempted a coup against his monarch (c. 1999) but has since been forgiven and welcomed once more into the fold. He is now entrusted with a top-secret mission, which will eventually result in the complete capitulation of the British Government to the FAF cause.

Sharon
Long-suffering wife of "Fearsome" Greg, poor Sharon has her work cut out to avoid fungi in her food. Now under the close supervision and guidance of Queen Lizzie, she hopes to subvert the mushroom-loving ways of her spouse, with a selection of tasty fungi-free recipes. Her cakes are legendary and provide much-needed support and comfort to your bountiful monarch in times of need.

Paula
Recent recruit and sister of one of the notorious Editorial Assassins, Paula has already driven her sibling out of the familial home. She has now departed to head the West Country branch of FAF.

Uncle Ben
Uncle Ben is one of our youngest and most mischievous members. With a passion for fighting fungi, he is at the forefront of our hopes for a new generation of FAF members. He also shows excellent taste in selection of aunties and monkeys.

Miss Beccy
Alongside Queen Lizzie, Miss Beccy has been a long-suffering colleague of the Editorial Assassins Claire and Sarah. Her sterling efforts in the workplace have resulted in both these fearsome crims booking long holidays abroad for respite from her anti-fungal campaigns. Good work.