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| If you have any Chandler QUOTES you would like to see on this page, EMAIL them to me and I will put them up! Thanks! |
| Y'know, if you listen very closely, you can hear a 1,000 retailers scream. |
| Yes Fran, I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS, and I'm not happy! |
| I just don't have that much chefing experience....unless it's an all-toast restaurant. |
| Yes, back then I, uh..., used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank god I don't do that anymore. |
| My god, that's a big head. It didn't look this big in the office...maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it. Quick, quick, name 5 things you like about her: nice smile, good dresser..BIG HEAD, BIG HEAD, BIG HEAD! |
| If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm going to need a thing, y'know.. a hook. Like that crazy guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y'know? Crazy Snake Man. Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies; kids won't walk by my place, they will run! Run away from Crazy Snake Man! They'll Shout! |
| Hi, I'm, um..account number 71435757. And, um, I don't know if you got any of that, but I would really like a copy of the tape. |
| If you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be standing at the buisness end of a hissy fit. |
| All right, kids, I've got to get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference... |
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| You hear that? That's her truth, Mr. I'll-let-you-have-her! I win! You suck! I rule all! Mini-wave in celebration of me! |
| Guys! Guys! C'mon, it's Thanksgiving! It's not important who wins or loses. The important thing is, the Dutch girl picked me! Me! Not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you, Amsterdam, good night! |
| (in a box) You can't tell... I'm trying to break the tension by mooning you guys! |
| Ok! I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore. So, you win, okay? Here! Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it it a spaceship, so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross? Phone call for you today: Tom Jones. He wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What, are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock? |
| (50 states game) That is the beauty of this game, it makes you want to kill yourself. |
| Hey, listen...I know I came in late last week, but I slept funny and my hair was... |
| Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...Did I say that outloud? |
| I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst breakup in the history of the world! |
| Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong? |
| If I turn into my parents, I'll either become an alcoholic blonde chasing twenty-year-old boys, or.....I'll wind up like my mom. |
| Man, in my next life, I'm coming back as a toliet brush! |