Ross: All right, all right. We're all adults here. There's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think you're gonna have to show her your pee-pee. Chandler: You know, I don't see that happening? Rachel: C'mon, he's right. Tit for tat. Chandler: Well, I'm not showing you my tat.

Janice: By the way, Chandler, I cut you  out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads. Chandler: That's OK. Janice: Oh, are you sure? Really? Because you know, you could make little puppets out of them, and you could use them in your theater of cruelty.

Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff! Monica: What kinda "stuff"? Joey: Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff, but, like, when I'm cooking naked. Phoebe: You cook naked? Joey: Yeah, toast, oatmeal.....nothing that spatters.