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| If there is any Joey QUOTES you would like to see on this page, EMAIL me them, and I will put them up! Thanks! |
| Oh Rach.. I think you look cute. And Ross...you I could eat with a spoon! |
| Wait, wait, wait...you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt is blocking me.. There I am...There I am.. There I am..There I am! |
| Phoebe is Phoebe..but Ursula is hot! |
| I fold like a cheap hooker who got punched in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. |
| Hi, I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio. Auditioner - What's your name? Holden McGroin |
| Hi, here's the deal. We lost a car seat on the bus today. It's white, plastic, has a handle, and fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. |
| Hey! Look at me! I'm Chandler! Couldn't I BE wearing any more clothes?! |
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| LONDON BABY! |
| How YOU doin'? |
| Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have V.D. |
| My mom always makes them. it's like tradition. You get a little turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot. I mean, it's bad enough I can't be with my family cause' of my disease. |
| Yes, now is when you swoop. You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks outta here, the first guy Rachel sees is you. She's gotta know that you're everything he's not. You're like, the Anti-Paolo. |
| You don't kiss your friend's mom. Sisters are okay, maybe a hot lookin' aunt, but not a mom, never a mom! |
| I met this really hot single mom at the store. What's an elf to do? |
| Let me tell you somethin', there's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road and Cookie Dough and Bing Cherry Vanilla. You can get em' with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream. This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were like what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon! |
| She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and lick it off me. I'm not even sure what "slathering" is, but I definitely wanna be a part of it. |
| I am so, so, so, sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking " Wow! It's been a long time since I had.....327 + 238 dollars! |