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Oh I wish I could, but I don't want to.

Oh yeah, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned, oh and, by the way, I broke your dog.

OH MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!

CHANDLER AND MONICA!!! CHANDLER AND MONICA!!! OH MY GOD!! CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!

You know, the soda company gave me $7000 for the thumb and on the way home I stepped in gum. What is with the universe?!

(referring to " It's a Wonderful Life") I didn't watch the ending. I was way too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse. It should have been called "It's a Sucky Life" and just when you think it can't suck anymore, it does.

Sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like!!

You guys, I just realized that "Joker" is "Poker" with a "J". Coindence?

You guys, look, the One-Eyed Jack follows me whenever I go...

Nothing, nothing...I'm fine.. .It's just um, it's my friends. They have a liking problem with you. In that, um,  they don't.

This is madness, it's madness, I tell you! For the love of god, Monica, don't do it!.....Thank you

I don't know, it's just, you know...monkeys, Darwin, it's a nice story, but I think it's just a little too easy.

(to Monica) Hello kettle, this is Monica, you're black.

Now go away, so we can talk about you.

Oh, this is so intense...the right side of my butt is numb, and the left side has no idea.

Ok...ok, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes with the money. Do you know what I'd hear with every step I took? Not-mine, not-mine, not-mine. And even if I were happy, ok, and, and skipping. I'd hear, not-NOT-mine, not-NOT-mine, not-NOT-mine, not-NOT-mine.....

I just pulled out four eyelashes...this cannot be good.

Oh! I know what you can make. I know. Oh, you should make that thing, you know, with the stuff. You know that thing, with the stuff? Okay, I don't know.

Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. He's not alone..Ugly Naked Guy's having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal!

I'm sorry I'm late. I couldn't find my bearings.

(to Monica) I mean, you're like...you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not in the good way.

Go to your happy place..La la la la la..

Okay. Okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd want...world peace....no more hunger...good things for the rain forest...and bigger boobs.

Oh I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. Look, I'll show you. This is going to sound a little weird, but...you put your head inside the turkey, and we'll talk, and you'll hear everything we say.

No, remember? No food with a face.

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Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! So, I..I mean so in a few months, I'm going to have three full grown babies just walkin' around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And it's gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!