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WE WERE ON A BREAK!!

I don't know whether he's testing me or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control!

Are you sure? Phoebe just threw away two Jacks, and they didn't look too happy.

(holds a baby doll) Susan, go deep.

Do you know how long since I've grabbed a spoon? Does "Billy, don't be a hero" mean anything to you?

Look! It's the artist formely known as Chandler!

Nah, I dunno. I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is pathe.....Sorry, that's, that's  "pathet", which is Sanskrit for "really cool way to live".

We have GOT to start locking that door!

Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling? Shouldn't it be.....flung by now?

I wanted this to work so much. I mean, I'm still in there. Changing his diapers. Picking his fleas. But he's just phoning it in. It's so hard to accept the fact that something you love so much doesn't love you back, you know?

I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety things. I see no worm guys whatsoever. And I cannot feel my legs.

BACK

My ex-wife's a lesbian....and I'm not one.

Marcel, bring me the rice, c'mon. Bring me the rice. C'mon. Good boy, good boy. Come here, gimme the rice, good boy. Thank you, good boy. Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between, "bring me the..." and " pee in the....."

I'm gonna use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily. My god, think of the massacre!

Oh shoot, tomorrow's not so good. I'm supposed to um, fall off the  Empire State Building and land on a bicycle seat, no, sorry.